Slightly increase a band Old Murder Medicine Show

i crack myself up sometimes

much 2 think about here

i’m going to a braves game tomorrow. starts at 7:15. i’m sort of going adjacent to someone my step dad knows and apparently her friend is *insisting* on arriving *by 4:30*. parking doesn’t even open until 5:30… is being there that early remotely necessary or reasonable????

i think i have entered my fangirl era and it’s honestly so much fun

someone should invent a client that doesn’t make my life difficult

i have an ear infection so the dr called in ear drops and my bitch ass insurance (UHC) won’t cover them bc… they want me to use eye drops. for my ear infection.

do i have anyone on here in the atlanta area with tattoo artist recommendations?

You have many correct takes but this is one of your correctest

i’m at trivia and they’re playing wagon wheel but darius rucker and i am OFFENDED

i’m at dinner with a math professor and i showed him this bc i like to upset people

listening to my emotional support beethovens 3, 5, 6, 7, 9

ugh what the fuck virginia supreme court

randomly thinking about the time a man was going down the street sing-yelling “fuck the police” until he looked at me and yelled “damn!! you UGLY!” and bicycled on away

Who are we voting for in the DC Bar elections?

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i’m going to a braves game next tuesday ⚾️

one of my friends is finishing the 6th book in the game changers series and live texting me his thoughts and it’s like i’m getting to read it for the first time again

i have $[redacted] of tax history books in my cart and i need someone to take @bookshop.org away from me

playin some baroque music

here’s your chance do your dance at the space jam

none. my tattoos are all cool as fuck.

i just ordered a probably excessive amount of sushi

i’m covered in dogs

hey, @omrimarian.bsky.social and other tax dorks: any recommendations for books about the history of the tax code and/or IRS? not necessarily from a legal perspective, but those are welcome too!

~guttation~

once again here to say that art is made by people and if it’s not made by a living breathing being it’s not art

nothing like the dulcet tones of the IRS hold music in the morning

i’ve been drawing a tarot card every day and i keep drawing the same suit and idk what that means

man i just went on a terrible date yall

teaching violin in 2004 (?) and like $20 lmfao (i didn’t have many hours). my fist “regular” job was at old navy in 2008. i think it was 7.40? maybe a little less.

i got several compliments at poll clerk training 🥰

i just got a dc jury summons and this is the cruelest joke the universe has ever played on me

love when it takes almost 25 minutes to fax two pages 🙄

i fell in love with a coffee table on marketplace so i’m going to get it today around 6… from atlanta proper. i’m not looking forward to driving in atl during rush hour lol but i’m very excited about the table

gonna be a poll worker 💃 democracy!

i have just learned that today is not friday

a hotdog

~baroque~

applied to be a poll worker 🤞

i’m doing an online defensive driving class for an insurance discount and they just said something that’s not correct smdh

do any of yall have experience taking someone to small claims court

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the deadline to register to vote in the primary in georgia is monday and i’m not going to be able toto get my shit together in time bc idk where anything is and i can’t seem to cobble together proof of residency :(

there’s a guy at a table across from me yelling “no one parties in maryland unless it’s national harbor” (i am in the atlanta metro so this is especially funny to me to be overhearing)

Trump has called for elimination of funding for the Institute of American Indian Art (IAIA) from $13.5 million to zero. We need our storytellers and artists to elevate our stories, to continue our traditions, & to lift our spirits. Please make some calls!

the last 3-4 hours of a drive are just the worst