Im gonna Put my Penis inside you you smell so good

every bull riding event i ever been to i end up slamming everything in sight and walking out thinking I can bull ride too and to this day I think I can bull ride and break some records they also use to have boxing and wrestling at the flea market so id get slam dunk drunk watching 2 guys fuck it out

thinking about smoking a bunch of freaking weed

I know youre willing & able to pull more out of your schizo-typal psyche and will always push you to the great grand grandeur youre absolutely capable of....

dude tablet grind peak

please rate my pokeymon team

She wouldn't drop it even in the Cafe im going to hell

Lil kid walked up to me in Walmart and said I looked like Steve from Minecraft and then my mother in law said she agreed im ending things right now immediately

oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes

Going through decade+ old songs and im really enjoying this rhyme the same word 4 times bit I use to do this shit is funny yeah movie time baby

getting older means you get really invested in rugs & sheets

something about seeing seattle people using southern vernacular makes me into a southern supremacist instantly. that aint your tongue, keep it shut!!!!!

Homosexual.

Its very strange to watch someone you considered your best friend use you as a stepping stone for her career, steal your ideas, nuke your parts from existence, and then tweet about smoking with DB.

something really gay about throwing away your own meds without realizing it and having to smoke to reward yourself because your brain is a lizard

nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old

the most important thing you can do is be a giant pervert and massive unapologetic faggot about everything that you do all of the time. promise

What is Going On

Whenever I see someone use the word normie in any context I know they're in the thralls of deep mental illness and immediately attempt to nuke them with joy & love

To Be Loved is To Be Changed and to Be Changed is to be Loved

I forget im a person and not a series of rj-45 & metaelectrical signals smashed into a meatsuit sometimes and I look in the mirror and freak myself out what do you mean im not a wo-I mean a genderless eunuch living in a small quiet monastery where my biggest worry is mold on the wheat

red lobster is slowly obtaining long john silver status cuz who the hell still eats at red lobster

recyclebin.pvc.dog I caved into peer pressure and updated the domain to look cooler Just wanna say thank you to everyone who finds weird videos and sends them to me it has been an absolute joy I'm planning to keep the site regularly updated with new methods just saying... heh

Imagine this in a boros burn deck

taking estrogen with testosterone and seeing which one gives me a more prominent effect first to determine my gender that month

Yuri 2

scrappy doo found dead in miami

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Big Sister Little Sister rp except im 19 with no job and big sister works for Raytheon Technologies

Girlperv this, boyfail that. I just wanna grill for God's sake

woke up this morning with this image flashbanging my head

once you play any 60 card format you never want to stop beating commander players to death

20/20 flying indestructible girlfriend token

you don't have to be a good person to be a hero

rate the fit

Long Day at the Honk Shoo Factory

my ex spread the clap around so much she made a round of applause

shitting is a trauma response to eating

swordtember, venom — #pixelart #ドット絵

my life a movie

got my sack leaning over the side of the bed hoping the monster under gives it a tug or two