My Christmas village has a casino riverboat, Graceland, a McDonald’s, Lego factory, looney tune toy factory…but I need to know what’s the weirdest department 56 Christmas village building you’ve ever seen bc I want to own weird/cool buildings only please

I miss Alvin Risk

Nobody cares that I’m carrying a vintage Nicole miller x Stuart weitzman Vegas print purse

My husband thought I had a brain problem bc I lack patience & watch all videos in 2x speed but I taught him how to do it & now all I hear is him watching videos in 2x speed.

I had to sit on the ground outside for like 2 hours tonight which is truly just not something I’m interested in doing

Just saw the most perfect TikTok comment that said “jelly roll is ‘mama bear’ millennial music” lmao

When my husband is drunk he tells me to order so many boots for me and aria this is fantastic

My precious

Is it mafia henchman or mobster goon? I need this resume to really sparkle.

One of the worst things is that benson Boone song that sounds like the Olivia newton john song. Makes me get that little bit of acid reflux puke in the back of my throat. Awful.

NOPE.

I’ve seen 13 different species of birds around my neighborhood recently if anyone cares!!!

What the hellyanté is all we say around here anymore

I love bill belichicks scary girlfriend and aim to put off that same frightening energy to all who encounter me

Something that haunts me is during hurricane katrina (I lived in Louisiana at the time) I looked outside & watched a squirrel trying to hold on to a tree branch for dear life. I think about it all the time.

Sometime in the past week, me & the 7yo started eating a meal we call “red fish & chips” there’s no fish & no chips involved. It’s cookies, goldfish crackers, & strawberries. On a shitty paper plate. That’s the meal. But for some reason we get real excited about it.

I want to just start wearing a wig. And using a corn cob pipe.

Tbh

Dear god make me a bird

This tiny bunny is her prized possession rn

Salesman look terrified as soon as I open the door as they should be bc why are you BANGING on my door when god created doorbells I know u don’t think I want to HIRE YOU banging on my door like that

Can u imagine if I had excelled at a normal career such as goblin or sorceress

cardinal pizzaballa is not gonna keep his name if he becomes pope. they have to pick a new name. it's gonna be something normal like papa john.

I think about Bobby Roode’s entrance song often

My mom was a dumb bitch but she always would talk about how the pope and a potato are very similar in Spanish and somehow she frequently mixed them up when she lived in Venezuela so idk that’s my only pope commentary

I email like a man

Will I be able to have fun today or not

Which boob job charlotte flair

I’m not into current wrestling enough to know that my fucking MICK FOLEY outfit is perceived as a Chelsea Greene outfit these days and honestly FUCK that whoever that dumb hoe is

@getsit.bsky.social bag-a-beers

Neck beard ratio in Vegas for wrestlemania weekend is off the charts

I think about this place all the time

I MISS MY DOG

I miss my dog

Breaking out my HBK outfit for the second night of wrestlemania this weekend.

In case you’re curious, my husband had me make him a shirt that just says the word “piss” on it for wrestlemania.

Of course I waited until the day before I leave to make my outfit for Wrestlemania.

Why do we keep fake going to space ? What is the point ?

I was in the newspaper for collecting batteries to recycle when I was 7 so yeah I have always been somewhat of a celebrity

Can’t you just imagine me driving a hot pink convertible VW bug with eyelashes on the headlights!!!!!!!!!

I had one boss who insisted we operate at inbox zero & she would check it & I once tried to maintain that in life but I’m not an inbox zero girlie I’m an inbox 34,896 unread type of girlie

If I hear one more goddamn thing about shooting those ladies into space I will lose my mind KIM, THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING

For “bad idea Sunday” I proposed the following: 1. Redecorate the house to look like the interior of the titanic 2. Remove carpets & replace with hay 3. Get 2 kittens 4. Remove all lightbulbs from the house. Every single one.

I can’t believe Katy Perry’s album did so bad that they have to shoot her into outer space

Watching The Prodigy live stream from Coachella they project a laser silhouette of Keith and then launch into Firestarter IM A MESS RN

3D print a replica of my b-hole to send as a THREAT

Me at the Masters

I am so stressed out lol kill me