I think the main obstacle preventing me from seeing Project Hail Mary is that is anything happens to the little rock guy I'll turn into the Dark Phoenix.

New SWC is up and if you want to try out reading an edition on the house shoot me a message. Thanks!

Hey this OKC Spurs series might be pretty good.

Secret Ward of Chicago returns with a surprisingly high-stakes walkabout. Read below and then tell no one.

I like Oh Brother Where Art Thou but I guess I can't see how it's like the Odyssey except for the John Goodman cyclops and the trying to get home and the sirens singing in the river oh ok yeah nvm I get it.

Buddy got the job yesterday how the hell.

From a non-Thunder fan standpoint everything about this team is terrifying. Hell for the rest of the league truly has come to breakfast.

What about being rich makes you unable to shut the fuck up.

"OK now make Raptors v. Cavs very very good." - The NBA

Tell you what, Orlando. That's how you don't win a game.

The contrast between an excited Kevin Harlan and a stunned-to-silence should not be missed.

This Magic-Pistons game is deeply ugly and incredibly riveting.

It gently snowed today.

Got ourselves a basketball match in Orlando, by god.

Give yourself the gift of saying the name "Mike Vrabel" in the Jerry Lewis-voice every time you read it.

I have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a referee.

Why is David Robinson and Tim Duncan sitting front row for this Spurs game so heart-warming?

I'm not a basketball expert but I'm fairly certain OKC is going to murderlize this Suns team.

Another spring night in Chicago, another night of me and my dog going "You see that lightning? God damn."

OK 29 more points and the Hornets are right back in this thing.

I did in fact find some coffee I hadn't drank and heated it up and it WILL solve my problems.

Both upstairs AC units in 76 degrees kiss my ass.

Great news everyone the 3rd Paddington movie is incredible.

And if you are in a fanbase that roots for the team(s) that hire AK or ME after what they did with the Bulls, cancel any plans to give that organization any of your money iiiiiimmmeeeeeeeeeediately.

One of the things I'm so impressed with by the beat reporters covering the Bulls and Sky is the consistency in calling these people bad and stupid from the time they proved themselves to be until their dismissal (whenever that might come for the Sky).

Ruinous is the EXACT word.

AS PER MY PREVIOUS BLU SKY EVERYONE SEND ME MONEY RIGHT NOW.

Putting together a community fund to by Chicago basketball from it's owners. There's no way on 3000 of us arguing about roster moves on a video call can be any worse then the lads doing the job now.

An absolutely outstanding piece by @juliapoe.bsky.social regarding all the things the Bulls, Jaden Ivey, and the profound failure that has been this front office's administration.

Remember kids, no matter how you're doing, you're always doing better than the Bulls.

My eternal thanks to the Venezuela team for sparing us the post-victory USA Baseball Team media slog.

The best World Baseball Classic outcome would have been the dreary hustle-dork Turning Points USA team getting mercy ruled in every game while Yakety-Sax played. Them losing like that in the final is pretty great too though. Beggars, choosers, etc.

Mark DeRosa at the park today wondering why no one else is getting ready for Game 2.

Mask of Phantasm is really fantastic. The end sequence is underrated amongst movies, not just animated or Batman media. Maybe it's because we had that time with all of the characters on BTAS save for Phantasm? But then everything with them lands so hard.

That is, in fact, extremely funny.

I think it's important for everyone to know that I was gone for two months and when I came home my dog couldn't fucking care less.

Just call this Mount Giuliani.

Fine. Pop Culturally, I'll say it. If I'm the only one brave enough I'll say it. Troy McClure's filmography is incredible.

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK C G Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy Am F At jamborees with Brother Jim * INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK To Do: ☑️ look up more slurs for wife

I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers* *is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.

Happy New Year, everyone!

Just saw something about how Peyton Manning went back for another year of college to dodge getting drafted by the Jets and I have no recollection of that whatsoever AND I believe it unequivocally.

From what I can see of a Steelers season the fan experience year after year is comprised of moments where the best you feel is fine and the worst you feel is very very bad.

Maiden Voyage of the New Coffee Gadget for Boxing Day: A tradition like no other.

There should be a button on here that indicates you Edna Krabapple HA'd at a post. People should know they've effected you that positively.

All I want for Christmas is for them to bring back Pros vs. Joes but for every job and no matter what you still might get tackled.

These can't be right because I live in Chicago I've personally been murdered three times, so.

Morbidly curious as to what the Next Steps will be for the Jake Paul Boxing Whateverthefuck. It's clear they thought that golden goose was out of eggs, and that they're testing the waters of Joshua vs. Logan Paul based on the mishegass post-match, but that's a dicey needle to thread.

One would think a fan in Detroit would be equipped with the proper historical context as to why it's not a good idea to antagonize opposing players, but alas Malice at the Palace fades for some.