Remember: plastic skeletons are bad for the environment. Use real ones to decorate. DIY, look around you. They're everywhere! 💀

Hey, Bill Burr: Go fuck yourself.

I refuse to hate all Mormons for this.

🇨🇦 Morning Laugh 🇨🇦

Heads up everyone. We are now living in a Competitive Autocracy.

One's a Hunk, the other is a ...

The art of th squeel.

Great, now I have to deal with these derechos.

I hear the Canadians are nasty.

Not autopen but definitely automatic autocracy.

Evening everyone! 😎 I don't have the juice that Donk or Brittney have, so we'll need to repost to get the word out. I was late because I underestimated how bad my typing skills are, lol! Cheers! 💙

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN. ☎️: (202) 224-3121 Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid. The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING. Call retiring Senators too!

They're going to give in without getting anything for us?

her gorgeous life was changed forever that day... I won't forget - I won't forgive...

I'm proud of this guy.

I didn't plan well for today. Does anyone have some booze I can borrow?

Was anybody watching CNN at the gym thinking: Wow, what if that spray tan actually makes a deal and ends the war?

We need to buy and fly the NATO flag.

My post today: Build up networks. Start sharing food and other materials with people just for practice.

Look forward to hunger. It's necessary for fascism to really work.

Cheryl is the best.

Raise your glass to the King. That was a little slow. Show much more enthusiasm.

Ok, replace the buildings and rubble and hospitals in Gaza with.... Chicken Coops.

Do exactly what is right and ethical in all your dealings, and give lip service to the new bosses. We'll take care of the protests.

After much careful consideration, I've decided to go long on pork bellies.

Eins zwei eins zwei eins zwei eins zwei eins zwei...etc. It's easy once you get the hang of it.

Gonna keep reposting this relentlessly.

“I will not give into the lies. I will not give into the fear. Post it on your social media so people can hear from you too.” ~ Jim Acosta

My representative to Congress, Pete Aguilar has never posted on blue sky and it pisses me off.

I really like this bluesky thing. When is Elon going to ruin it?

Is 30 million big?

This new one is making me miss the list of Spicer and Huckabee a bit less. Nostalgia (sigh)

Brandon is rapid response for Governor Newsom. Great follow to counter the lies from MAGA. bsky.app/profile/bran...

How it this not the top story across every platform? Had Biden pardoned a violent criminal the shockwave from Republicans hysterically pearl clutching would travel around the globe six times.

Fatass von Golfcart is golfing today? Anybody remember:" I won't have time for golf,I'll be too busy working for you"?

Is it over yet?

15 is magic.

It's so dry in Southern California this winter. We might get a rain by the.20th

Everyday, the reality of the situation draws closer.

Is it MTG? Oh it's definitely MTG.

Leon Musk: "Cybertruck is the worst possible choice for a car..."

Pizza or peach...

Thank you Joe Biden!

Saving the Gaetz report for my special time. Please, no spoilers.

Bobby Jr. shares his secret to getting brain worm.