I Cured some salmon last night. Then I smoked it all day today. Smoked some bree cheese as well. Found some crackers and drizzled (possibly doused) with honey. So much for a small treat.

Tolerable New Year!!

In case you missed it: I have a new video about a queer holiday special that I think you should see! youtu.be/pqz7dXXSAYs

A great night with the loves. The Nightmare Before Christmas light trial is still going until the end of November!

Happy Halloween

Decorating

I've never fully mastered the art of eating a s'more.

I finally explored 50 km in a week. #pokemongo

I have a wish. Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, had a pilot created in the 90's that ultimately didn't get the greenlight. I wish she would try again. The pilot looked promising! #Elvira #Mistressofthedark

Plant shopping in the rain.

She needed attention.

He wouldn't smile so I pinched his nip.

Kind Clinic is an incredibly valuable resource!!

Happy Foreskin Day to me.

My boys took me for walkies.

Drag House Rules. I wasn't sure about the show, but I was wrong. It's pretty funny, and the cast is great.

Also... I can't throw for shit.

Sherwood forest faire isn't complete until you've been insulted. 🤣

Sherwood forest faire. I had fun, I swear. No one said to smile.

youtu.be/o2Le9Bf_s3w?... This is an important viewing if you can find the time. FIND THE TIME.

I need more friends. #pokemongo

"GET BEHIND ME!" Transphobia is now government policy and all queer people are in danger. To young trans people, I wanna reassure you that not every adult has gone mad and many of us have your back. We'll be fighting to the bitter end for a just world. THE FIRST PRIDE WAS A RIOT AND WE FIGHT BACK.

I tried to recreate the bread from Cheesecake Factory. Let's hope it's edible.

My partners commissioned this awesome piece and hung it up. I kept looking at it, and it felt very familiar. It finally clicked. Artist: @deepspacehimbo.bsky.social

We have otter friends.

Some of the cutest guys I know. @hairytxdude.bsky.social @cyberboar.bsky.social @dannytron.bsky.social

20 incher. First time.

Someone explain, "the octo-mount tango." 😂 Where the Bears Are is hilarious.

Wait... Are Hobby Horsing competitions real?

I found a finger...

Somebody needed a cut.

BDSM test. I honestly thought vanilla would be higher.

Annual reminder to stop by your island in Animal Crossing.

Constance can do no wrong. Best cat eva!

The partner with a giant Halloween cock.

Me and the partners. Which one am I, though?

Would Togepi taste like a boiled egg? I pondered this for too long late last night...

I loved, "Bottoms." But how did my sister not see the mascots.... front tail?

How do you top your sub? With pickles and onion.... Did.. Did I get that right?

Ended up at Jack in the Box. I decided to get some cluck sandwiches. I speak the order into the voice-box thingy. The lady on the other side started cackling and asked me to repeat the order. I did so a few times, and she kept laughing. I'm not great at pronouncing some words. She didn't hear cluck.

Add me on Pokemon Go!

It's midnight, and I'm eating candy corn under my blanket. I don't like candy corn. What is my life..

Welp... What do I do now? I'm trapped by two hairy cubs.

Driving to Denton, TX for ReaperCon.

Delicious, but I think they used Whataburger's spicy ketchup for the tuna tataki...

Cat. My cat. Constance. The best evaaaa.

Sub-Radio band makes me feel safe? Their vibes give me Try Guys (minus Ned), but for music. I like their original music, but I also enjoy the queer remakes of pop songs.

Wake me up in the fall...