Every time there's a high profile shooting the entire Right Wing acts out the plot of Dexter except instead of trying to prove he's the killer they're desperately searching for evidence he's not white.

It is incredibly funny to see all of the Checkmark Libs going "Gun Violence is Never Okay, Pensive Emoji." while every single normal citizen is going "I hope Charlie Kirk shit his pants when he went down. I hope he gassed out the whole crowd."

I'm already seeing people saying "Stop saying Clanker it's becoming a real slur." Yeah. I know. That's why I'm saying it. I hate robots, and I hate anyone who likes them, and I want to insult them, attack their dignity, and make them feel bad.

One of my friends posted this context free panel of the Gender Affirming Isekai Truck so I edited it with the "Aggressive" face from that chart of emotions from school nurse's offices.

I am an adherent to the philosophy that all the best artists are perverts in some way, if not openly then privately. What is perversion if not having unchecked passion, the same passion that fuels artistry.

I don't know who needs to hear this but human beings are monkeys. No we didn't evolve from a "Common ancestor" to monkeys. That ancestor was a monkey. And so are you.

yknow its incredible that non-governmental organizations can call themselves shit like "national center" or whatever. i think that should be illegal. i think thats obvious exploitation of the trust people have in governments (misplaced as i believe that trust to be) and should be forbidden.

Emperor of Man: Malcador I have a new invention, this one will save the galaxy for sure. Malcador: Is it a new invention, or is it A Man; but Bigger? Emperor: Malcador: Emperor:...Big man.

In hindsight I think I bounced off Naruto because when they were introducing the thesis statement in the Chunin exams I just went "But Rock Lee clearly just has superior Hard Work genes that let him work out way more than other people?" and that made it even funnier when he got owned anyway.

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Guilty Gear Stree Overlord

Remember, if you're failing at life, it's probably not because you did anything wrong. If you're succeeding at life, it's probably still not because you did anything right. The system is completely arbitrary.

There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally

“Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.”

I'm still on twitter for a few accounts that for some reason haven't migrated here yet and I occasionally go into their replies and it's genuinely incredible how fucking stupid the average Twitter user is. These people are genuinely mentally disabled. They should not be allowed to drive.

"Why don't you criticize Republicans as much as the Democrats!!1" is the single dumbest take on the internet and just confessing they need supervision to tie their shoes. The GOP are subhuman pedophiles, but why should I yell into the void about them instead of the people ostensibly on my side?

THE THOUSAND YEAR MAMDANI IMPERIUM BEGINS. ALL SHOWINGS OF HAMILTON WILL BE REPLACED WITH THE RED DETACHMENT OF WOMEN. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR COPIES OF HOGWARTS LEGACY REPLACED WITH THE COLLECTED OEUVRE OF HIDEO COCK ROCK KOJIMA

On it's face I don't really care about the NYC Mayoral Election because I do not live there but I really, really want Zohran to win just to see the worst people in the party eat shit

We used to have really dumb presidents. We still do, but we used to, too.

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

Everything is politics except politics. Politics is psychosexual hangups.

The Servant system makes you the second most powerful slave owner of all time, after George Washington. But unlike him, you can actually become friends with your property after you have sex with them.

I swear if I have to listen to more insane SovCit explanations of international law and how it interacts with SCOTUS authority I'm gonna crawl inside my own mouth and shit myself out.

We really have entered the "RIP to every company killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods." era.

80 dollars for Switch 2 games is literally a nonstarter. Do not buy them. Do NOT indulge this. No game is worth seventy dollars, let alone 80. You wait for an emulator and pirate that shit until they have learned to be reasonable.

New Conspiracy Theory I just made up and instantly believe: AI Art in advertising and media is bad on purpose. They deliberately make it look awful because it screens out discerning customers with intelligence and taste and selects instead for rubes, who is who they want because they're easy to scam

Life seems real scary right now but look on the bright side. We are living in the golden age of Sonic the Hedgehog pornography.

Playing Star Ocean 2 now and the game is displaying an unforeseen amount of sauce by giving me two female party members who are absolute freaks. Most JRPGs barely have the courage to give you one, this one delivers multiple within one hour.

One of the great tragedies of living in the twenty first century is finding out that almost everybody agrees that Nietsche was right, but pretends that they don't think he was because becoming the Ubermensch is hard.