Anyone heard anything about McConnell? Heard Mitch had the flu. Hope it's bad

Will Stancil will be a Leninist vanguard by May Day if this keeps up

Finally watching some in-depth breakdowns of The Files because I was too lazy to look thru them myself. Twilight Zone is an understatement.

WHY DID THEY REDACT THE FROM LINE!?

The only transparent thing about trump is the skin on his hands

Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy

"Treason doesn't have a statute of limitations on it orange boy"

This is a lesbian couple of a fierce fem and a chill goth that just got hit on by an old white guy.

If I violated a single court order while I was a paralegal for the Army, I would have been sent to Leavenworth, but somehow the entirety of ICE just does it as a normal course of business.

Braun is Trump's bitch

I think we should call the ICE and CBP shit birds the R and F slurs

Ilhan was about to break that man's nose if security didn't get to him

ICE killing #AlexPretti should remind you of police killing #PhilandoCastille. Both men had concealed weapon permits, did not draw their guns, & were killed in Minn. These homicides are the price of unaccountable policing. These deaths are variations on the same fatal theme.

Reminder. Here are the House Democrats who crossed party lines and voted to fund ICE. House Democrats who voted to fund ICE: - Tom Suozzi (D-NY) - Henry Cuellar (D-TX) - Don Davis (D-NC) - Vicente Gonzalez (D-TX) - Laura Gillen (D-NY) - Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (D-WA) - Jared Golden (D-ME)

I think with all the terrible things going on in the world, we should get another ship stuck in the Suez Canal

Wait!! It’s dangerous out there! Take one of these:

"I'm gonna put on some music, zone out, and take care of some chores." Holiday by Green Day. sigh

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Bluesky Skeeters have severe PTSD from Twitter because of Poe's law of not being able to tell if someone is being satirical or genuinely deranged.

I watched half of the first season of Yellowstone, and I am convinced that most of the ICE idiots saw that and wanted to play it out

I may disagree with what you say, but I fully support you being able to say it during a tribunal

If you're recommending people use the 2nd, or shaming those that don't, and you don't immediately support the first person that does it, you're a charlatan

How do I explain to my cats that we're in a Para-military dictatorship?

My furnace went out and it's too expensive to get fixed until next week, but at least climate change is giving us a week of 35-55 degree weather.

Schumer is honestly worse than the Republicans. Not by action, but by intentional inaction.

Please help identify this man in connection with the execution of a woman in Minneapolis today at the hands of ICE agents. Call Minneapolis Police immediately.

🚨Call to Action🚨: Emergency rally in response to the ICE murder in Minneapolis, Jan 7, 6PM, Foley Square, NYC. #3E #EndImpunity

"please mark that video so I don't have to see a woman get murdered" You are too weak for what is to come

Every Trait Disqualifying ICE Agent From Previous Jobs Ideal For Current One https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/

Never doubt the ability of the DNC to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

Relevant

IT'S NOT A DISTRACTION, IT ALL JUST SUCKS AT THE SAME TIME!

OMG... they think they're playing a Paradox game. just capture the leader and you win.

The guy takes 325mg of Aspirin a day and no one has dropped a single tiny piece of glass into his diet coke

Put $400 bucks into brakes for my partner's Jeep yesterday, only for it to not start after. Trump invaded Venezuela and kidnapped Maduro last night. And then I wake up today to find my furnace is out. What a start to the year

Can’t believe the winner of both the Israel Peace Prize and FIFA Peace Prize has started 2026 with an oil war.

Zohran is embodying sewer socialism and I love it.

Oh cool a Mexican singer on NYE in NYC. This ought to pop some forehead veins. lol

He's a cowardly bully. He throws a fit when he doesn't get what he wants, but he also doesn't have follow-thru

Kind of want to start taking Estrogen and Testosterone at the same time to see which one wins.

It's probably just recency bias, but I feel like this year was particularly bad for celebrity deaths

I would love to see Meteorologists reporting on unseasonably nice weather as a sign that things are not ok.

Breaking: Time Travelers Reveal "this is the best we could do"

I feel like every week or so I'm reminded that of all the crazy shit that's happening, none of it compares to climate change currently ruining everything.

Served a decade as a paralegal in a Military Police command. Gave many a "Law of Armed Conflict" briefing. One of my go to examples of someone "out of combat" was someone floating on a piece of wood in the water.