If a judge can be fired by the executive branch, they were never a real judge in the first place. These immigration courts need to be under the judiciary and pulled out from the heel of the executive.

Egg on my face in regards to Platner. Damn it.

We do not bully Gen X enough.

They're gonna Reichstag Fire the capitol on accident. And even if they don't, the reflecting pool is gonna be full of firework chaff.

I feel like if I told half this website to clean their room in a strong enough voice, they'd show me a picture to make me proud. Just subs everywhere.

Aaaand a tsunami in the Philippines

Oh cool. Now I can experience the horrors of the world while worrying about a spouse and child.

There it is. Trump has no pull with Iran. Either cause he's an idiot or he's compromised. Probably both

My silver lining is that mowing the lawn will soon be looked at as wasting precious rationed gasoline. The horror is that people will all go out and mow their lawns in protest like idiots.

If Iran gets enough missiles through. They might just hit Israel with an uppercut.

You can tell whether it was Israel or the US that breaks a ceasefire, because Trump doesn't like to spook the markets and Netanyahu doesn't want to let peace deals be signed.

Talked to my neighbor. Previously MAGA. Epstein and Iran broke his support hard. Extremely anecdotal but good

I gotta take a break from the news. I should listen to music *Pops open playlist and hits shuffle BYOB Sigh...

Me and the boys (they're all with their own families)

Every day I wake up and think, did it happen yet?

Fuck you, Oda.

Being a trump supporter has got to be the easiest existence. Like you can just imagine things are fine?

There are use cases that I'm ok with AI but with this laissez faire attitude, it needs shut down

Unironically bummed that the Late Show with Colbert is about to end.

Yay, but also we need something way faster than the courts.

I thought we figured this out in 2008

France, 1939

Honestly nothing anyone from the admin says matters until the NYSE closes in Friday

Chat is it good or bad that my weather app is giving me crude oil prices?

The six genders are: Femboy Tomboy Boy toy Boy George Woman Soulja Boy

Keystone switched from their skinny cans to standard cans. The economy is about to collapse.

High as balls thinking about climate change: What if we pumped sea water into active volcanoes?

Interesting

Doesn't he know it's a Sunday?

How long until the Hasan/Jon Stewart Collab?

If this century has proven anything, it's that empires can no longer overtly fuck with smaller powers without immense loss

I had a dream that I re-enlisted last night. Real terrifying shit

This is the second Pickleball related death story in a month and that isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.

BREAKING: Mills ends her Senate run—Graham Platner the presumptive Dem nominee. Platner’s platform is nearly identical to Mamdani’s platform—and polling has Platner up 10 points against Susan Collins. In MAINE! Dems will win every seat when we prioritize WORKING PEOPLE over corporate interests.

"why do I keep watering my crops? they're growing just fine"

What is Mills even doing at this point?

I am constantly reminded that the Disney Renaissance era was almost entirely woke scolding with Phil Collins singing over it. And it absolutely formed a lot of my early values

Son: what's got dinner im hungry Me: let me throw something together *Cooks a decent meal Me: foods ready bud Son: im not hungry

We will never recover as a country if Trump and his cronies are not held to account by the next admin. We've been taught this lesson for 160 years. If you don't put these fascists under the prison, they will always come back.

Keep thinking about how all the military reporters have been saying that China has been looking at 2027 to be ready for an invasion of Taiwan, and now they're watching the US lose half their missile stockpile against a country a 10th their size and 30 years behind on military tech

Has anyone made a conspiracy theory about Zohran Mamdani preventing a terrorist attack on NYC by being anti-Zionist? Can we start that?

Articles about Jared Kushner's diplomatic role with Iran that mention Kushner has received billions from the Saudi government (2/28-4/19): NYT: 5 of 58 WashPost: 1 of 43 WSJ: 0 of 40 AP: 0 of 26 CNN Wire: 0 of 18 NY Post: 0 of 17 Chicago Tribune: 0 of 4 LA Times: 0 of 4 Boston Globe: 0 of 2

Turned 33, lost my libido, got a Viagra script. I don't think I can handle this.

Sometimes I forget that I am, in fact, a large white man, and that is scary to a lot of people

“president trump says the pope is weak on crime” you bolt awake in the mountains or carthage. you are not online. it is 217 bc. you are the general hannibal, and you have changed your mind. the future cannot come to pass. rome must burn

I'm just a guy, but if I was trying to do a holy war against the muslims, I wouldn't piss off the catholics at the same time.

J.D. Vance has got to feel so fucking awkward right now. He already killed the last Pope, and now his PowerDaddy is saying the current Pope is WEAK. I wonder if his Bishop is filing excommunication paperwork.

I find myself, once again, in the unfortunate circumstance of defending Catholics.

95 Theses... 79 feces... 47 disease... I'm workshopping help me out, what's trump's dumb version of not liking the pope?

I enjoyed a sunny day and got my springtime sun burn (as is custom). Came back to see that Trump is at war with the Pope or something.