I’m new to cooking. How do I only get *some* spaghetti out of the box?

All I want for Christmas is working ARC Raider servers.

The first boss of Hollow Knight: Silksong is buying Hollow Knight: Silksong.

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The Fantastic 4 are like The Seven except no one is an asshole.

If Donkey Kong Bananza has a new DK Rap, I’ll buy a Switch 2.

Are Call of Duty players upset with the ‘Fortnite-ification’ of their game? If it were me, I’d be really turned off by the cartoony, tone shift in my serious, war game.

I don’t know how late I am to notice this, but all the titles of @leder.games games are a singular, four letter word. I think that’s really neat from a branding perspective.

I don’t understand how we live in the same universe where Now You See Me 3 comes out but Titanfall 3 gets cancelled.

My sister set me up for my best ever dad joke.

Let #Housemarque make a Metroid game, you cowards!

If you've ever wanted to be a Lumon macrodata refiner like Mark S., Helly R., Dylan G., or Irving B., today is the day.

🤍💙💚🟦⬜️🟩💚💙🤍

Suboptimal…

Yuck Elon, and Yuck Twitter Gold 🤮 It costs around 12K a year…. What a horrible waste of money, Instead of doing that, we are giving $1000 to a different charity each month this year. Starting with Doctors Without Borders!

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

Elon Musk thinks he’s so smart that he thinks the rest of us are stupid.

Good, let it cook.

Give her whatever she wants.

all the information is on the task

"The Pokémon Company International and Aardman have announced a special project coming to audiences in 2027. The collaboration will see Aardman bringing its unique style of storytelling to the Pokémon universe in brand-new adventures." www.aardman.com/latest-news/...

Oh, hell yeah.

Why don’t you just pay them a living wage.

that one orc: looks like meat's back on the menu boys! crowd of orcs: *cheers* vegan orc who is always asking if there are vegan options: are there vegan options

Doing a big long stream today for no good reason. Playing a bunch of different things, whatever suits my fancy. Twitch.tv/whiskymustache

Hey, glad you made it.

I got some arms on my arm.

It’s time to be more active on Bluesky.

We said goodbye to Jorge this week. He was my bestest bud. Our home feels so different without him.

I woke up this morning, checked my email, remembered I bought a Steam Deck before I went to bed.. 😬

I need to get better at skeeting.

I just set my alarm to get up for work tomorrow for the first time in six months. 😬

The way my Bluesky post prompts me with “What’s up?” Makes me feel like I’m bothering it.

Dave the Aquarium Visitor.

Let's get a little wet with Dave (the Diver) http://Twitch.tv/WhiskyMustache

8 legs. #art

Is it okay to be excited for Starfield on Bluesky?

Oh nice. Dark mode suddenly.

Someone suggested I stream playing Zelda but yesterday it took me 10 minutes to make a car, I died shortly thereafter, and spent another 10 minutes making the same car

Does anyone like Grounded? Does anyone like mazes? I built a big ass maze in Grounded.

This is my first skeet.