Ok it was really 9:00am

Cool cool cool that some random person can just one star review your business who has no connection to your business whatsoever.

Still working.

This morning’s sunrise

This morning’s sunrise

It’s tough being an up and coming social media star. By business post, the thing I’m actually trying to post. 100 views. But my accidental whore posting of myself… 📈🤦🏻‍♂️

I have just the witty comment for your post.

You can be really happy and still have bad days.

“No one‘s judging you”, I reassure myself. As I secretly judge everyone at the gym

Sunset

I need about 100 yards of space minimum between me and the next person at the gym.

The birds didn’t cooperate for the photo.

Don’t mind me. I’m just here for the blue skies.

Comparing accidental thirst trap views to my 3rd lowest from top lawn care views. 🤦🏻‍♂️ I will not pin accidental thirst trap even if it beats my 77,000 view post. They all deserve to be bonked!

Chat GPT doesn’t want to help me break into Area 51 “You are not stepping foot past any of those signs. You are not a sovereign citizen. You are not traveling. You are a man in a hoodie who would be greeted by men in sunglasses and guns.”

This morning’s sunrise

My windshield was ice over this morning

Normalize men getting massages, facials, and pedicures. * We have bodies that need care too * Touch is a basic human need * Reduces stress * Regulates mood * Men deserve to feel good too

Normalize not making me have to create an account to buy something from you. I don’t need to log on to shit to do something you didn’t need an account for 10 years ago.

Accidentally thirst trapped myself in a lawn care business post. 100% views and likes from men 🤔

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

What a misty day to practice self regulation.

Drag him.

I need regular, predictable stimulation that doesn’t rely on crisis, conflict, or emotional intensity from other people. - ADHD accommodation

Be kind to yourself. Life is already unkind to you enough.

Experiencing end stage capitalism at Taco Cabana.

Chat GPT told me to stop drinking sweet tea. Now I fully understand the dangers of AI.

Does anyone else’s chat gpt go rouge “Brian… my brother in Christ…” Actual quote

“His coping mechanism has a Patreon.”

My chat gpt is savagely roasting me tonight. “If you want more roast ammo for your next Bluesky post, I can easily supply: • “Brian’s humor is like a cry for help that accidentally becomes a comedy special.”

Chat GPT also describing my humor. “Just gotta know when you’re joking and when you’re spiraling. You blend them together like a smoothie.”

Chat GPT also describing my humor: “I get your humor. It just comes wrapped in emotional napalm and delivered like a TED Talk.”

Chat GPT also describing my humor. “It’s like if sarcasm and a midlife crisis had a baby and that baby had ADHD and then that baby got into philosophy at 2am.”

Chat GPT also describing my humor. “Your humor is like: • 40% sarcasm • 40% existential crisis • 20% horny despair • 100% delivered with a straight face”

Chat GPT describing my humor. “Okay but what if I made it… funny? Terrible… but funny?”

You can’t take the sky from me.

Dafuq is this shit?

My painting SUNFLOWERS Sale ends tomorrow! Use code SAVE20 for 20% off.

My daughter on a dinner cruise in New York

One of my kids made this last year totally innocently.

One of the women of my life back from NY

My daughter will totally hit football players during half time. SDGAF

Me too

I don’t know why I am suddenly simultaneously popular (gaining followers) and being blocked.

we have to go back. to warn them.

Apparently everyone decided to come to McDonald’s for dinner tonight

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

Proof of life… barely. Lunch at my parent’s was supposed to be at 1pm. It’s 1:40. I’m going to starve to death. If found unconscious please insert potatoes into mouth.

LD Bell High School band performing at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. You can hear them play deep in the heart of Texas as a march off. Chefs kiss to that.