My rage keeps me alive.

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

I hand to unfollow someone tonight on Facebook for posting this bullshit. My son and her daughter both have Williams Syndrome. This is genetic disorder that occurs at conception. Tylenol did not cause our little ones to have this. Our genes did. Quite literally we carry Williams genes and it

How does one convert catalytics?

Me: Sorry officer it was the Tylenol that made me speed in a school zone.

I’m low key sad about the Rapture because I was really looking forward to those assholes being gone.

As an active member of ANTIFA it is my job to smuggle Tylenol to pregnant women.

Guns are the leading cause of death for children, but yes let’s regulate Tylenol because brain wormed RFK Jr thinks we should.

This post is specifically designed to provide me dopamine. The more likes. The more dopamine I receive. Thank you for your support.

Rap? Sure!

I back through this gate both ways. I use my badonkadonk to push it open.

"Autism: First diagnosed in 1943. Tylenol: Not invented until 1955. RFK Jr.: Born 1954. Thus RFK Jr. is more likely to have caused autism than Tylenol."

This feels like high school

Ok what about Darth Vader? He’s more machine than man. Can he click the box that says he’s human?

I feel like computers are smart enough to click the box now.

When will RFKjr go the way of Herman Cain?

🤠 - Used exclusively by people who have never worn a hat. Or felt joy. Or been to Texas.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Got my Covid and flu shots today. My arm is sore now.

I saw the sunrise. Here’s the sunset.

This was the first time I ever rocked out with my cock out. Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly what a day.

Does Snickers have body issues for being thicc?

Tenderizing your steak is really just beating your meat

The only potatoes I don’t like are dictators.

Sorry I didn’t realize there was supposed to be a rapture today. I think I screwed it up for everyone else. I think everyone is supposed to know and have 100% consent from everyone before it happens.

… - - - … Well that’s concerning.

That moment when you’ve been dehydrated all summer and your pee finally turns back to a normal color.

Flower change out time.

Knee pads because I’m a professional

Sunrise behind rain clouds

Happy first day of fall

HoW dO yOu KeEp HiTtInG yOuR hEaD?

sittin on the dock of the bay

I got a haircut

If Trump becomes emperor, I’m calling him orange Julius

I wonder if Cleopatra had a nice asp. 🤔

Nice boos! - me when I see a ghost

Explaining to Canadians/Europeans why we don’t have universal healthcare in America.

I always have to wear a coat while watching Netflix

Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be landscapers

Plausible

Did job completed.

A better photo of my daughter’s color guard performance tonight

I’m going to bend you over and shove it in. - me to New York style pizza. Why do the slices gotta be so big?

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