“Pardon me, I know I’m at Disney World, but do you know where I can find the Japanese equivalent of The Anglo-Saxon Chronicle?” “Hang on, I got you bro.”

As a confused American, can someone explain the difference between good January 6th terrorism and bad January 6th terrorism?

I found the one exception to my belief that journalists should be paid for their work

When you fail a saving throw vs charisma

Andrew Cuomo’s gonna turn up in the Epstein files written in with black Sharpie and Diet Coke stains.

Comment I made on a co-counsel’s brief this morning: “Is there a way to phrase this that makes us sound less like losers?”

I’m both a massive Starbucks junkie and a shareholder, and I really don’t look forward to finding somewhere else to get my morning coffee for a while, but if I can give up Starbucks for the duration of the strike, the rest of you can, too.

Thanks AI, you’re the best. All that money is clearly worth it.

Pokémon cards are vastly more popular with trick-or-treaters tonight than full-size Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. I do not understand the children of today.

Fall has arrived in Chicago.

My son: “We learned about Barack Obama in school yesterday.” Welp, I’m going to shrivel up and blow away now.

Free campaign slogan for the next Democratic nominee: “Vance 2028: Spend the Next Eight Years Being Lectured at by a Millennial.”

It’s always a good day for a heron sighting.

Some of the authors I follow (like @scalzi.com and @diane.dianeduane.com) have been posting a lot about the upcoming Anthropic settlement. It has now been filed to the docket, and I have looked it over (I do this sort of thing for a living). I’m sure a lot of writers have a lot of questions about it

Looking forward to the tweet where Trump tries to fire Nela Richardson.

After listening to @lentesta.bsky.social, @jimshull.bsky.social, and Jim Hill talk about Crush’s Coaster a few months ago on Disney Unpacked, I’m excited to finally try it out (even with the 110 minute wait and the possibility of missing our dinner reservation).

For whatever reason, Canada is far better represented in it’s a small world in Disneyland Paris than in any other version of the ride.

You could not ask for nicer weather at Disneyland Paris today.

I like big geese and I cannot lie.

This shirt my wife just bought me is my new spirit animal. Thanks, @theonion.com!

I’m listening to That Was The Year That Was, and it occurs to me that the phrase “copious free time,” which I use ALL THE TIME is one I stole from Tom Lehrer.

It’s early July, people!

Pro tip: Do not be this law firm.

I’m so glad Google has switched to an AI prompt. It’s so much better.

I need someone to explain to me why the heck Waco is in the United States District Court for the Western District of Texas.

This seems a questionable location for a porta-potty.

Dusk at the Magic Kingdom

Fun fact: Kids respond better to “Are you ready to go to Disneyland?” than they do to “Are you ready to go to the Richard M. Nixon Presidential Library?”

The Pope will also get to sit through 1990s Lester Holt telling Cook County residents about the privilege of jury duty.

Chicago does not disappoint in the spring.

Okay, @kenwhite.bsky.social, “Voir Diddy” is the best/worst title ever for an episode of Serious Trouble.

Did I correctly hear @planetmoney.bsky.social thank @lentesta.bsky.social for assistance with their Friday episode about eggs?

I’m reading Character Limit because @lizzieohreally.bsky.social has recommended it on several occasions, and so far my reaction is best summed up by:

Don’t worry about the market today. Tomorrow’s Jobs Friday and surely THAT’s not gonna come in weaker than expected after the March we all just had, right?

I think there’s an acronym that @therickwilson.bsky.social uses in situations like this. Can’t quite remember what it is, though…

Apparently some Senate Democrats saw Republicans getting shouted down at town halls and felt left out.

I just realized that in a little over three weeks there will be adults who were born the year Barack Obama announced he was running for president.

My wife bought a kindle version of Huckleberry Finn with an AI cover and … where to begin