Thank god the break is over. Back to proper football again. Did what we needed to do to qualify and that’s all that matters now.

Ian Watkins stabbed to death in prison…

The happiest of #canniversary to all who celebrate! 4 years since our hope returned and everything changed. We keep growing, keep competing, keep getting bigger. That trophy win was amazing and the feeling of finally getting one, I want more and I’m sure we will see many more in the future.

48 days to go until I am back in the UK. Anyone have any experience with emirates airlines? Been through Dubai airport that has any tips or tricks?

Realised that I’m now treating funny viral videos in the same way footballers celebrate goals — 1) initial joy, 2 sudden panic it might be AI/offside 3) lengthy investigation as joy saps away 4) conclusion, joy modulated through fatigue if proven legit/onside, but angry and gutted if AI/offside

That is some penalty by the way. Unstoppable.

Would we not be better off putting Trips at left back and Krafth at RB? Burn has absolutely zero pace and has been skinned more than once already. PTSD from watching this nonsense before.

Retweet this picture so many times that when someone googles FIFA, this picture shows up.

Whenever the boss asks me anything.

That was a very good performance. Elanga and Gordon looked bright. Thiaw and Botman at the back like rocks. Sandro being the best midfielder in the world. And Big Nick looks the absolute business doesn’t he. His hold up play, he passing, his vision, brilliant. Can see why Bayern wanted him.

Matchday in the UCL ✨ HOWAY THE LADS! 🖤🤍

Threads is a site isn’t it. What a gammon.

Newcastle is antifascist

UNITED 👊

Nicely done lads! Big Willy putting himself about is always fun to see.

Just so we are all clear, paracetamol does not cause autism. The fucking great big orange pedophile is beyond dangerous and needs locking up.

The best joke of the day🤣

Cannot be mad at that. We played really well in spells and if we can get better with our passing I reckon we easily get out of the group in the top 8. Woltemade and Thiaw to start the next game surely?

My Stan feed is 2 minutes behind the game. Have to stay off here

You don’t stop those.

Of fucking course.

Is it just me or do Jules Kounde and Joe Willock look eerily similar.

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

That was a brilliant first half performance. Should be 1-0 up to be fair and we need to tighten up our passing but we cannot complain at that.

Right fucking into them lads! No sleep tonight, 5am kick offs for the huge games is a right ball ache. Be glad to be back soon to have normal kick off times.

This! Mental health wise you’ll feel so much better.

The first of many this season!

First of many this season!

Back to the proper stuff now! Newcastle play, we get to see Sandro and Bruno strutting around SJP this weekend. My FPL team needs attention. Do I stick one of Woltemade or Wissa into my attack? Or do I try not curse them?

I’m in!

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

🚨 Sports Interactive keeps pulling back the curtain on #FM26 Our breakdown of the changes from the latest teaser showcasing the brand-new UI: 📖 sortitoutsi.net/content/7438...

This is vile. Local guy speaks to Sky News about the impact of asylum seekers protests. Watch what happens and share widely

80 days left. I am very excited that after almost 17 years away I will be coming home. It’s been a long journey but well worth it! Cannot wait to get up to the Toon and inside that magical stadium. Oh, and I suppose see my family again, that will also be nice.

There another 2 huge windows coming up. Another LB, 2 new CB to go with Botman and Thiaw, a back up RB and a left footed right winger and possibly replace Barnes/Gordon. And a GK. The squad looks good but it’s aging throughout the back line and needs a refresh sooner than later.

As an aside from the nonsense of deadline day. This was the last act of big fat Mike. Summed up his whole tenure of our wonderful football club. His contempt for us and the club was ridiculous and this really was the pinnacle of it all.

So who is the replacement? Kolo Muani? Leonardo? Jackson? JSL? Wissa? Hopefully we’ve got it lined up ready to go as we do not have long to bring them in.

Marcos leonardo and Kolo Muani to round out the attack please.

I hope he fails the medical.

That Wissa statement is incredibly poor. Whether he has a written agreement or not that shit should stay private between player and club. Really not a great look at all.

Remember when Brazilians had fun names. Kevin? What in the world is that? Kevinho? Kevinaldinho? Kevmario? Come on mate, have a bit of flair.

Well that really was a very poor game of football. Clear we need a proper striker and thank god we have one now. We would have won all three of them games if a certain Swedish turnip had bothered to be professional. International breaks are so tedious but comes at a good time for us again.

🎶Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart, Last names Woltemade and he loves it up front; Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Stuttgart, We had one from Sweden but turns out he's a .... 🎶 #nufc

Dan Burn, Tino Livramento and Anthony Gordon have all been called up to the England squad for their fixtures against Andorra and Serbia! 🦁 Well done, lads! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

What a cunt.

Massive. Grimsby knocking out plucky Manchester Reds. Now we have a 5 hour wait for the draw.

You know that jammy lot are going to nick this. They are still absolutely honking, which is lovely to see.

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