Please let it happen! Please please please. I’ll be a good boy sometimes.

How was this not a penalty?

Nick Pope really is shit. Really shit.

God, it’s perfect isn’t it.

Checking back in as today, for me, is a very special day. Today, I’ll be coming up to Newcastle for the first time ever. Very excited and about to hit the road soon. Any suggestions on what else to do outside of the stadium tour?

I have no words for today. I’ll be stepping away from SM for a while, I have a lot going on personally and having moved countries it’s taking its toll. Enjoy the rest of the season lads and lasses.

I know I should be excited for tomorrow but I honestly don’t know if I have it in me to watch the game. It’s been a slog of a season.

What the fuck was that? A lot of walking players now and that’s not great.

If the ref from the first leg had done his job properly this game plays out very differently. Very very differently. Absolutely ridiculous that they can get away with this.

And that is that.

Another goal by a player who shouldn’t be playing. Absolutely sickening

Come on lads. Another massive 45 to go. Please get Tino on the pitch though.

Here we go again. Fucking hell.

Guarantee Yamal scores the winner tonight seeing as he should be suspended for this game. All set up for a PSG/Barcelona final.

Facebook fever dreams are my favourite. What in the world even is this?

That’s a great three points. Top defensive performance from the lads

8 fucking minutes? Hahaha. Chelsea goal coming.

Wissa, Woltemade and Murphy to start today. Rest the big guns for Barcelona. Shame Hall can’t have a rest as well.

The ref got his way in the end. We deserved to win that, better team throughout the game and looked the most likely to actually win the game. We go again in the camp Nou.

We’ve done well for 45 minutes. We may have a chance if the ref stops cheating.

Oh my god. Here we go lads, right into these fuckers tonight!

Just had an email about the window to apply for Palace away tickets being open. Seems we’ve got a canny allocation for this one. #nufc

May issue with this is there’s been no response to going behind. Nothing at all.

Can we ask them to end the game now?

I thought Ramsdale had a really good game for us, some miskicks but his shot stopping was top drawer. Also though Joey had a really good game, kept it tidy, some good skill, controlled aggression. Great win and a really good response from the lads.

Hahahahahahaha what the fuck was that? Will Osula is mental.

Ref is determined to have a Rovers win tonight isn’t he. Big Joe to be sent off second half and another dive to win them the game.

Play until the red cartel score.

That’s a shocking recon on first viewing. Fuck me.

I’m still fucked off about that game yesterday. How absolutely sloppy were the lads and Nick fucking pope dropping his bollocks like that. Barring a miracle Champions League win I think the top brass make a change this summer. Rightly or wrongly, I think they’ll be looking to make a change.

Because if someone is committing fraud the first thing they do is hand over evidence of that to a random bloke on Bluesky. It’s what I’d do.

That was absolutely shit. From start to finish, again. How long do we allow this to go on? It feels like if we’d have lost in the cup and not gone through in the CL then Howe would be gone now. There’s a tipping point to just how poor we can carry on being.

That’s utterly fucking shit.

Holy fucking shit. That’s absolutely diabolical goalkeeping. Fuck me.

Thank fuck for that.

Well that was shit. We’ve not turned up again. Almost like we are only bothered by Champions League this year.

Red Dwarf co creator Rob Grant has passed away suddenly. This makes me incredibly sad as, for me, Red Dwarf is the best TV show made. It’s pretty much perfect for 6 or 7 seasons, just amazing writing and creativity.

The zoo was indeed amazing! 100% would recommend this place. Polar Bears are a huge plus.

Off to Yorkshire Wildlife Park today. Will it compare to Australia Zoo? I’ll update as and when I can and tell you if a 24 hour flight to Queensland is worth it to go to the zoo.

Exactly this. Wasn’t pretty but when you’re 8-1 up after 7 minutes the concentration and fire goes and it’s about managing the gas in the tank and the lads did that. Alex Murphy did well on his first start and we got to see Shahar at last. Job done.

Spurs getting relegated would be the funniest thing ever.

Play til the red cartel win in full effect again.

What’s the point in refs any more if they don’t want to officiate games fairly?

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

This is very reminiscent of Spurs at home. We are flying and let’s hope we keep this up and rack up a couple more goals.

And that’s the hattrick! What a champions league season that boy is having.

That’s not a penalty. Having said that we should be 5 up by now.

The only explanation

Is this one of the worst decisions we’ve ever seen? Ref looking right at it and the Lino undoubtedly staring at this, how did the come to the conclusion this was outside the area?

Just remember folks, Villa are better, more well organised team than us. Better in every way. Or, these people could be talking out of their arseholes and we are actually a very good team on occasion. Get in lads!