Where are the good looking people in Miami?

Where are the Arab men in Miami?

View from my bathroom door lol

Horny for the chance of your buttdial

I would suck on your finger if it tasted like me

I took no digital photo tonight.

I fcking love a staghorn fern

Wedding festivities

Enjoying this little slice of Miami heaven

Didn’t think about the fact that I already have a rental out with enterprise in California when I made another reservation for a car in Florida. They were like oh, that’s suspicious.

Grateful I made it to Florida without breaking a nail

Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over my perfect opinions* *tits

Omqqqq look at meee - being all responsible n shit - working remotely like a b0$$ ass bihhhh

I would like to be adopted, please 🥹

What is the point of a hard mattress? I genuinely want to know.

Met a Capricorn man who almost made me blush

Omg tattoos this weekend?!?

How many hearts do you think I can break this weekend?

Greetings from gods forsaken land

The man sitting next to me on the flight was wearing habibi’s cologne/after shave, but he definitely didn’t have habibi’s body chemistry because he smelled fcking disgusting compared to malaki And now I’m heartbroken all over again

Slept in my XTC shirt… now I’m actually Living through another Cuba

Going to see my madrina, and mi ahijada today

The chokehold that torti kitties have on me is undeniable

Goodnight. Say it back.

Omg I think I just lost something I can never replace

What do we think?

For the rehearsal dinner? Y/N … ?

Quick gimme a kiss

I would like to squeeze & grip something tightly between my thighs A horse, a stud, the back of someone’s motorcycle

I stg I’m packinggggggg

I said RESPECTFULLY suck my dick from the back.

Idc idc idc how cringe it is but, I love Phil Collins’ “the police” I used to jam out to the best of cd in the shower when I was like 13-14

It’s wagon Wednesday and I have the urge to show mine off I want a spankinggggggg

I seriously adore my friends. I’m so grateful for the year I’ve had with them, and how much of an effort we have all made to be present in each other’s lives this past year especially. I feel like such a little adult the way we’ve managed to schedule our little play dates throughout the year.

I have no clue how I got these bruises.

I have too many cute clothes for how practical of a packer I am.

You should see her model lips. She has a beauty mark on her lower bottom lip that she loves to show off when she’s looking up at you.

Watching sound of music with Alecto. She really didn’t like the way the captain introduced his children.

it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

Jupiter and its 4 Gallilean Moons (top to bottom: Callisto, Ganymede, Io, Europa) making a neat horizontal line tonight as the storm clouds clear! 1/2 #astronomy #astrophotography @stormhour.com @photohour.bsky.social

yes, actually, this is why everything works out for me

Excited to see my bestie // not excited about having to brave Boston’s weather in December to do it

*shouts* EVEN AS A JOKE

drinking a liter of okra water per day until I can successfully drown someone’s son between my legs

Who is to tell if I’m slightly autistic, too quick for my own good, or actually an asshole?

This is why I don’t give out my number, especially when it comes to the restaurant… I do not want people having my Instagram.

Gonna stand up when they ask for any objections during @mclovenxoxo.bsky.social's ceremony hoping to kickoff a sort of “No - I’m Spartacus" situation

It’s payday! I can finally afford all my meds

i am the bottom row #bingo

honestly, my ideal man is Jack Black. I wanna laugh, make silly music, and have fun. gimme that beautiful barriguita, bb.