Chris Hemsworth: 6’3”, 225 lbs. Grandpa RICO: 6’3”, 224 lbs. 🥴

Bumbling fool JD Vance tries to pick up the already great and beautiful trophy for the College Football Playoff National Championship... and destroys it. (This is a metaphor for America.)

The North American Building Trade Unions are calling for the return of their member, Kilmer Abrego Garcia, who is the victim of human trafficking by our government.

The spokesperson for Ministry of Foreign Affairs of China is trolling Trump.

Republicans are beyond stupid. 15 business days is not enough time to notify 65,000+ voters and in turn have them submit whatever they need to in order to be counted. Of course that's probably the point. www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

Whats he liberating us from? Our money?

I was reading up on how ICE is determining if a person is affiliated with that Venezuelan gang, train tattoos stuck out. I'm going to get a tattoo of Thomas the Tank Engine saying "choo choo bitches".

The thing about hatred/racism, hatred is valid when directed at 1 person who has done harm to yourself or others. Racism is not ok because you allow your hatred to judge others like the 1 you hate. The only flaw here is all of us that hate Trump would be considered racist, he's the only 🍊 human.

So efficient!!

Now they tell us they've been doing something. What were they doing after the election? www.axios.com/2025/02/04/d...

Calling out a NJ assemblyman. newjersey.news12.com/lawmakers-cr...

Just saw the headline about Biden leaving Trump a letter, carrying on the tradition. I hope it says, "Dear orange clown, you're a fucking idiot. Very sincerely, the man haunting you." Or something to that effect.

A man in a wheelchair discovered a pimple and exclaimed, "I'm breaking out!" I looked at him and responded, "doesn't look that way to me."

What do you call a bald man who can't run? Frolic-ly challenged.

I find it interesting that Musk's D.O.G.E. just rolled out a plan that includes a proposal to defund NASA. Who would stand to gain from that? His company, SpaceX. This new department has nothing to do with efficiency and everything to do with funneling public tax dollars into private hands.

Seriously?! Blood sacrifices are a must. 😂

So… a bunch of MAGA QAnon freaks who are too embarrassed to admit they are QAnon freaks are threatening Dr Anthony Fauci’s life for protecting us all. I am not proud of America right now.

Houston, we have a problem.

If the Aliens go to war with us with Trump as President will we call it Aliens versus Predator? 👽😅

What a lil prick?! See what I did there.

go.bsky.app/8bmXRGa I added a few more folks. Not sure if I have to post it again but figured I would.

To think this information has been out there since June 11th 1986 … in a fucking movie.

Well, my finger broke following everybody back.

We should all get giant nerf guns to walk around with. When we come across someone carrying a real gun, look at them and say, "like looking in a mirror, amirite?"

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