Should have seen this before my appraisal...

The Gen X urge to want a bombastic, romantic, fantastic lover.

The slippery slope to generative AI:

Oooof... he's torn them a new exhaust port.

So many questions... mainly coming from the fact that that is not how wet jeans work.

"Because I'm worth it."

I insist I'm making it up as I go along. Primarily because everything I think I know is either wrong or deprecated. If people want to interpret my experience of being burned as expertise, that is up to them.

Got to love half term. I can get into work earlier, cause their is no traffic, get stuck at work slightly longer cause I'm not on the school run, then not get the kids to sleep on time cause they are all fuelled up on e-numbers, had a sleep while I was driving home, and just aren't tired. 😥

Wonder if they ran speed tests? Maximum download speed is... Maximum upload speed...

🤔 Dangerously close to life as a Reform MP. What would you want them to hate next? 🤷

Me: What's for tea? Wife: Stew and pancakes. Me: For dessert, right? Yorkshire never fails to get slightly weirder year on year.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Why would a gil, Pretend to like Doom? Skies are red, Walls are brown, Slide into DMs, And look like a clown.

Billionaires really do prefer their soylent green free range.

Ah... Monday morning. It begins.

Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

Can't help but read that with the standard political commentary. Conservatives: another manifesto pledge broken. Labour: legacy of our predecessors. Reform: migrant clouds have no right crossing the channel.

Happy bargain flower day to those who celebrate.

Whoops! Was watching Crimes of the Future and hit some nudity. It was nice nudity... and it went weird... I'm going to say this is not a Valentine's film.

Just saw a post where someone wondered how many secret admirers they had... don't they know how easy it is to check which accounts are blocking you?

What's that? Spending Valentine's night on the sofa? Such a treat...

Pick me. Let's get it over...

Happy New Year! Oh, no, wait... Happy enforced romance day to those who celebrate.

But why should I pay a professional when I can just ask ChatGPT?

Spent the morning so far cleaning and listening to Innervisions and Talking Book. And, Jesus, children of America, are you hearing, praying, feeling what you say inside?

Name a videogame you've put 500 hours into.

Here's a fun holiday fact you can share that celebrates the Goddess of love, Aphrodite: She was born from the sea foam created by the severed genitals of Uranus. Incredibly romantic if you ask me.

Die Hard is a Valentine's movie. If you forget a card.

A reminder that Valentine's Day is when you attempt to connect with the person you like, not dump their images into AI for your own gratification.

"Whispered secrets of a shattered age, I summon you, add more sage!"

"You've been in that room for hours," "Just coming into land now..."

You can't listen. I'm touching.

Wondering what to say to your favourite physicist? Try: Our love is a soliton, Reflected at infinity, Echoing through eternity.

I miss the days of original weird horny alien sci-fi. (Looking at you, Stafleet Academy. Stop it.)

I’ve come to realize that being labeled an asshole by toxic individuals is a sign that you’re finally advocating for yourself.

Wrong time to see this... torn between: "Giving sharp objects" And "Massive chopper delights"

🤔 I'm not bothered about recognition... But when your face appears in the draft communications but then gets swapped out for the c-suite who wants to be associated with it... You gotta wonder, right? 🤷

Ah... mystery meat, back on the menu...

“Research shows that several Earth system components may be closer to destabilising than once believed...it is clear that current climate [action] commitments are insufficient.” www.theguardian.com/environment/...

🤔 Clear "scientific evidence" is provided, linking the way power is generated to its unintended consequence, resulting in fines being issued. Now, that is going to be consistently applied to all methods of power production, right?

Remember, kids, if you are not hearing the music you want to listen to, that means you have to pick up your instrument and start playing.

Oh my word. Putting in double the effort to get half the salary? Genuinely not surprised that young staff members give minimal effort.

Oh dear. My brain is over 40 and failed to recall the right Cyril. 🤦

I'm amused by simple things.

More red flags than a slalom course...

Accidentally landed on the Blues Brothers... could easily have still been there if I hadn't forced myself to turn the TV off...

Hey Macarena!

I think, therefore, I draft.

masking is not an extreme measure; it’s like, level zero of measures. it’s the easiest possible option

🤦 Tried to use a public toilet. Card declined for 30p. I've had better days. 🤦

I genuinely wonder who I am anymore.