Sabrina Carpenter is what Ms. Piggy sees when she looks in the mirror

The essence of almost all abuse and fascism is “its fine when we do it”

Carly Rae Jepsen owns the Lydian mode

Greta has more Chutzpah than the entire IDF.

Every fan of TOOL looks like they built their own computer in 2007

Seems like the best way to stop political violence is to never vote or support conservatives under any circumstance

I just hope the shooter is named Mario

We should never have told the non-nerds about the internet

What if Elon is pushing all the Epstein List stuff because he’s upset he wasn’t invited?

Stranger in a Strange Land is way too good a book to have “grok” forever ruined

is this really the world you want your children to live in, and your children’s children,

Why do people dislike Mamdami? Is this another “his name sounds scary” situation?

The Crashout heard around the world

I only log onto the internet in the hopes that today is the day he died. After that, i hope to never use the internet again.

Jesse Welles is male Sophie Thatcher

“1 click cancellation” is the only good choice i can remember the government making in my lifetime

Elon, it wasn’t just Tim. We all were excited when your stock tanked. We derive pleasure from it

Someone tell Elon to cope

They’re mad about the protests because they work. They’re mad about the boycotts BECAUSE THEY WORK

Aw elon, do you not like when another group takes over something from the inside? DO YOU????

Canada, cut the power asap

Calling Donald Trump a piece of shit is an insult to shit

Can’t spell arrogance without Rogan

I go to the type of gym where everyone looks like they could have played with Vulfpeck

Wow, anyone really CAN be president or a CEO.

I must assume that all MAGAts are trash in bed. Outside of bed too. All places.

Fuck yeah, Canada

How does a man with both a yacht and endless ketamine think to himself, “government is the best use of my time”?

The depths of my hatred for the president could crush a sun. So much of his soul seems to have never existed. So many of my countrymen are braindead cowards.

I’ve played enough Civilization to know this will lower our global reputation

Oh i guess he doesnt like his own data being shared without his consent. HOW INTERESTING, MARK

Have we started calling them the ICE ICE yet?

A stranger helping me with my car was the emotional pick me up I needed

I fear “Just doing my job” will replace “I was just following orders”

if you require the force of the state to enforce the gender binary it probably isn't actually inate. i know that everyone knows this already and you can't debate them with facts and logic but this is driving me fuckin nuts

“It was a roman salute” is not even a good excuse because DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE NAZIS GOT THEIR SALUTE??? #history people, back me up

Lol

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses apparently means nothing. I’m more sickened by the minute, you unspeakable bastards. We all came here as immigrants and you’re all too divorced from empathy to see that our diversity of backgrounds is what made us great.

Whats scarier? Elon’s Nazi salute, or the applause after it?

Oh, he’s a Nazi. Checks out.

Trans folks: You exist. The government used to say black people were only 3/5ths of a person, they’re not always right. In fact, they’re usually super fucking wrong

“You don’t own your body” is the thesis of all conservatism. From abortion to “go kiss your grandpa”

The men turned their thinking over to machines in the hopes it would set them free. But it only allowed other men with machines to enslave them

The Sopranos is a show about how hard therapy is for italian americans

I love Clairo’s music

All the last year has taught me is that the wealthy don’t have friends. Just temporary alliances.

The entire concept of “cost of living” is proof that our society is built to slowly weed out the “unproductive” by letting them starve or freeze to death and i fucking hate it

Deport Elon and convince me laws matter, America. I hate being the fat rich kid of the world.