I hear it's all going down on Facebook about the OGAE UK AI logo controversy. I say 'hear' because I don't use FB, apparently it's not needed for me to use FB to be part of the club, but also they didn't reply to anyone's emails it seems. It's great to be part of a club that truly represents me 🙃

Winnie update on her gofundme 🩷🩷🩷 gofund.me/94386461

I see "TFW" followed by "FORK NO", "IRE" and "IRKED" Which I imagine is what @blossomjesso.bsky.social's opinion is of TFW is.

I told you a beret was cooking. So I'm not good at embroidery but @blossomjesso.bsky.social is so she put the finishing touches on the 'Wasted Love' beret last night! I'm delighted with the final product!

Back to one of my old traditions, which I sadly missed doing last year! Gonna be live-yapping my way through this year's #Eurovision songs on twitch.tv/kittenseses next Thursday 17th April with @blossomjesso.bsky.social & @danielspoints.bsky.social. May also have some 🥂. Prepare for chaos.

Stockholm we are on our wa-a-ay! If you see me (recognisable by #melfest beret) please say hi! @blossomjesso.bsky.social

BOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSS BOOOOOOOOO #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Italy you need to have a WORD with yourself about how you value women in music. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

ITALY YOU NEED TO KEEP THIS ENERGY. WOMEN WOMEN WOMEN 🔥 Congratulations Giorgia and Annalisa!! #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

TUTTO L’ITALIA TUTTO L’ITALIA TUTTO L’ITALIAAAA #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

THIS IS CAMP. Love this duet combo of Elodie and Achille!! #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

I’m gonna need that sparkly leopard print coat… #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Whoever is on the tutto l’italia button do us all a favour - mute Carlo’s mic and hit play for a minute. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

SARAH GO ON MY LOVE SHOW THEM THE POWER OF WOMEN #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

If Italy want fun I’m willing to be available February 2026 to run this shindig. If I can herd cats and cabaret performers (not at the same time) then I’m sure I’m qualified. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

I am always team “bring back the orchestra to Eurovision” but every year for a week in February I become absolutely fanatical about it #sanremo

WHAT A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE THANK YOU MOTHERS ANNALISA AND GIORGIA #sanremo

For anyone wondering if Annalisa never winning Sanremo is a crime - it is. And she and beautiful Giorgio are EATING. WOMEN 🩷 #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Italy value women challenge. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

I miss Ama, I miss Fiorello, and I miss Gianni 😭🩷 #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

I absolutely adore Coma_Cose and their song this year. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Noemi continues to be Sanremo royalty. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Carlo I am begging you to have fun Joan gave you the chance and you wasted it 😭 also love her 🩷 #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Carlo my guy could you PLEASE try not to be a fun sponge and let some of the chaos happen? For me? #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Sarah Toscano is eating tonight. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Still absolutely adore Clara 🩷 #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

I WANT THAT PEACHY FUR WRAP BOA THINGY #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

One of my absolute faves from Rose Villain and her voice is so strong too. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

It’s not my favourite genre of song but you have to admit how phenomenally talented Georgia is. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Carlo dancing with a broom is very me coded. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

I thought we were getting Italian family fortunes for a minute but it’s actually a song. #Samremo2025 #Sanremo

Women deserve more in Sanremo honestly. They give everything and still basic men often top the comp. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Achille came to serve. Get it king. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Marcella said I’m bringing a bop and I love that for her. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

BIGMAMA I LOVE YOU #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Really enjoy Fedez’s song this year. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

I hope this lad gets to go to bed soon he’s only 6. Very talented though! #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Not saying this (long) show needs more content but I’m kind of missing a cutaway to Orietta Berti on a cruise ship right about now #Sanremo #Sanremo2025

Serena wearing sensible platform boots and nailing the Ariston Stairs - things we love to see! #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Cristiano Malgioglio came to serve, slay and swish. Thank you for bringing us the drama we have been craving. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Howling at what I can only assume as a non Italian speaker is Carlo asking Elodie ‘Sorry darling I’ve had a moment would you be a dear and give Rocco his fiori di Sanremo please? Ta very much’. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Elodie’s boa sleeves are inspired. And she sounds fantastic. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Elodie looks phenomenal as is standard for her. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Old lady Winnie Bear had all her teeth out about 12 days ago and her vet says she is healing well. She’s still intent on going for her face more than I’d like but we had a snuggle and she had a groom before we had to put the cone back on.

The performances were incredible but honestly Sanremo was lacking in the charismatic chaos and pizazz that I’ve come to love and expect. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Luna’s on her way folks #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Francesca showing how you sort an issue out. Blanco this was aimed at you. #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

Nailed the stairs and nailed the song good job Joan 🩷 #Samremo2025 #Sanremo

Noemi taking on the Ariston Stairs in a fishtail dress was either brave or foolish. WOMEN 🩷 #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo

MARCELLA BELLA GAVE US A BANGER #Sanremo2025 #Sanremo