Hit or miss, I guess they never miss huh? *netherblasts you*

So many monster cocks for Fern (he/they) 👀 thanks a bunch @nelieliel.bsky.social for trusting me with them 🫶

Frat boys in action, Roxy is well passed out. ;) #Homesmut #DaveStrider #RoxyLalonde #DirkStrider

Black Milk #DirkRose #Homestuck #Homesmut #DirkStrider #RoseLalonde

Mermaid AU baby fishies and big mommy Condy #Homestuck #DirkStrider #RoxyLalonde

Pin-up Dirk best Dirk #Homestuck #DirkStrider

The Kiss as Bayonetta AU Alphacest, one of my favourite pieces to date. :] #Homestuck #Stridercest #Alphacest #AlphaDave #DirkStrider

Bayonetta AU Dirk & Dirkette getting a bit more of their big brother than they bargained for. #noncon #Homestuck #Homesmut #Stridercest #DirkStrider #AlphaDave #Rule63 #Genderbend

Alpha Rose's Bayonetta AU design, she's a Lumen Sage like Dave. #Homestuck #RoseLalonde

Commission of sickly sweet and lovey-dovey BroDave with Dave topping. ...and the imagine spot, I can't fit this anywhere else than in Dave's fantasies. :D #Homestuck #Stridercest #BroDave #Betacest #BroStrider #DaveStrider

Someone commissioned a piece where Dave ages himself up with his time powers and tricks stripper Sis into having sex with him. :] #dubcon #Homestuck #Homesmut #Stridercest #Betacest #SisDave #SisStrider #DaveStrider #Rule 63 #Genderbend

Commission of Dirk and Rose getting to know each other better over drinks. ♥ #Homestuck #Homesmut #DirkRose #DirkStrider #RoseLalonde

Gave Rosebot a slight redesign. Her attire is so lovely, but the black is a little too much for my tastes. :3 #Homestuck #Homestuck2 #HS2 #Rosebot

Sketch commission of Prospitcest somno. 👀 #Homestuck #Homesmut #JohnJade #Prospitcest

Smoking hot Yakuza Alpha Dave, lover of traditional culture and his family. #Homestuck #AlphaDaveStrider

Family lineup of Striders and their girl versions. :3 #Homestuck #DaveStrider #DirkStrider #BroStrider #AlphaDaveStrider

Lalondes and their mommy versions :3 #Homestuck #RoseLalonde #RoxyLalonde

Dave loves to get pegged by his sister and that's a fact. ♥ #Homestuck #Dersecest #DaveRose #DaveStrider #RoseLalonde

Trickster Rose is the best (and maybe last) ride of your life. Luckily Dave is a wise man. #dubcon #Homestuck #Dersecest #DaveRose

In my opinion Ult!Dirk should have worn hakama. 😤 #HS2 #UltDirk

Lady Alpha Dave's soft bosom is all Dirk's to use. :3c #Homestuck #Stridercest #Alphacest #genderbend

All I want to see is Dirk suffer on his brother's cock, dreamy sigh. 😌 #noncon #Homestuck #Stridercest #Alphacest

Getting bent over a table shuts Rose up quite nicely. :] #dubcon #noncon #Homestuck #DirkRose

Bayonetta AU: Umbra Witch Dirk reference sheet #Homestuck #Bayonetta #DirkStrider

Rockstar AU is a gift that keeps on giving. And so is Dirk, even if he doesn't want to.😏Btw, little Dave is also there, behind the couch on his knees. #Homestuck #Stridercest #Alphacest

Sweet girls shouldn't wander alone after dark...🧡The nasty noncon just keeps on coming. Dave's got different shades really, but these are easier to identify for the viewer. It's Dirkette who's not supposed to know who it is. ;) #noncon #Homestuck #Stridercest #Alphacest #genderbend

Do you like your Daves used or abused? I prefer both.🖤 You know whose cum that is. :) #noncon #Homestuck #DaveStrider

Fuck and kiss you both at the same time~🎶 Now you're thinking with portals. #Homestuck #DirkRoxy #DirkStrider #RoxyLalonde

Finally a little bit more of the elusive Yakuza AU. Mahjong evening at the Striders. The younger Striders can't gamble yet, but they may have a sip of sake. And maybe a kiss too. ;) #Homestuck #Stridercest

A Tumblr prompt that went paraphrased like, Mom leaving condoms out to tempt Dave into fucking her while she pretends to be passed out. I can't take anything seriously these days, can I? #Homestuck #Dersecest #MomDave

My mans soft and squishy like mochi! #Homestuck #DaveStrider

Yakuza AU continues. Dirk was caught shoplifting and Dave needs to make it clear that he can't do as he pleases, even if his big brother is the boss. ♥ #Stridercest #Alphacest

:') #Homestuck #Stridercest #Dersecest #Lalondecest

The Rockstar AU boys know how to have a good time. 🤘 + alt colours with a little stage light flair. Scandalous! #Homestuck #Stridercest #Guardiancest

Rose + Dave + Dirk + rave night = threesome 💜❤🧡 Rose makes the boys kiss. 😚 #Homesmut #Dersecest #Stridercest

Average Anon

When aniki asks you to show him the goods, there's not much else you can do, is there? :9 Please imagine Alpha Dave sexily lounging with his cigarette, ready to receive the boy on his lap. #Homestuck #Stridercest #DirkStrider

Yakuza AU commission, crime runs in the family. Poor Anon. :'D You better believe the siblings are going to make out after this. #Homestuck #Stridercest #DirkDave #genderbend

Kanaya time. ☀️ #Homestuck #KanayaMaryam

Anonymously commissioned fem Alphacest ♥ #noncon #Homesmut #Stridercest #Alphacest #genderbend

Miserable twins and an even worse reunion. Busts for an old, old AU that I'd like to revisit someday. #Homestuck #Stridercest #DirkStrider #genderbend

The Strider titty squad #Homestuck #Stridercest #BroStrider #AlphaDave #genderbend

Yakuza AU Sis Strider finally shows her face 🙌 Anonymously commissioned by a fellow tabi lover #Homestuck #genderbend

Alpha Dave loves his siblings very much🤗❤🧡 #noncon #Homesmut #Stridercest #Alphacest

Kanaya emerging from a sphere. Let the machine live your fantasy. ;) #Homestuck #KanayaMaryam

Me and my four husbands getting married + the boytoys in the basement. :3

What can I say? I love the little outfits🧡 #Homestuck #Bayonetta #DirkStrider

When you expect a cute little S-model... Went back to the Nier:Automata AU, I wanted to illustrate this bit from the start but oh well. #Stridercest #Nier:Automata

Sweet pastel gore 🧡 Gave my old Trickster Dirk design a new fresh and juicy palette #Homestuck #DirkStrider

Today on Tumblr: this is the new D-cup