watching the Newcastle fans reaction to the Tonali news is very funny. He’s shit, entirely replaceable and can’t pass the ball 5 yards. Yet they’re gonna milk United dry for enough money to rebuild their squad. Odd bunch.

you really have to worry for Spurs at this point, surely they can’t sack him now?

we could be on the verge of an all-timer brain dead moment from Romero in the next 20 minutes. I can feel it.

I know code when I see it. MUMPS MUMP MUM MU MUF MUFC MUFC!

used to think calls like this were a bit much but this season has been on another level. Absolute shambles week on week.

dived into the Matchstick after the game to have a little Liverpool hate watch. It has not gone to plan.

Bruno 👑

absolutely fuck off, on what planet is he not interfering there?

for all the criticism of Dalot, you can’t fault his ability to get in behind. However, he turns into Joe Gomez every time he’s in. Come on lad.

this is all a bit uninspiring, isn’t it?

have to say, a little less confident in this rn.

do these English teams not realise United’s season might rest on their ability to go a bit deeper in Europe? Selfish.

that Sarr goal, Guessand assist being disallowed is a sickener

has anything been said about the Casemiro sub after the game? An injury there, on top of Martinez, Dorgu, and De Ligt and we look incredibly light. No mention of why Lacey is missing squads either?

yep, absolutely deserved that. This lack of intensity for the last few weeks is a huge problem

I’m not sure what Carrick is seeing here that he thinks is worth persisting with? Amad has to be on sharpish, surely?

Ugarte? Get Carrick gone.

Elliot Anderson 😅

what the fuck is McCoist on tonight? Ramsey wasn’t trying to con the ref and Burn can elbow who he wants because a jolly green giant? Fuck off.

anyone else thinking Mbuemo has been looking a little leggy in the last few games? Just seems half a second off his best.

that Fabrizio Romano #ad. My word.

re-watching Breaking Bad and it’s fair to say the dog was very interested in “The Fly” episode

Pedro Neto making Dalot look like a University Challenge winner there.

don’t want Arsenal to win the league 🤷‍♂️ Want us to be champions league

there was a 5 minute spell with about 15 minutes left today where we just knocked the ball about, had them shuttling and just saw some of the time out. I can’t remember when a United side did that competently.

Dalot has rightly had his praise for the last few weeks but you’re never more than a handful of games from an absolute disasterclass like this. Not the only poor performance by any stretch, but my god.

Kallos is an absolutely phenomenal gaff. Up there with the best meals I’ve ever had www.instagram.com/kallosmcr?ig...

I dunno man, if a by-election (less than two years after your party won 412 seats) requires door knocking from MPs from other counties, maybe he has a point?

top news to wake up to. This Democracy Volunteer stuff REEKS, fair play to the council for getting after it pretty sharpish.

Eat Shit Matt Goodwin

What’s the verdict on that Yildiz lad we keep getting linked with? Haven’t seen him play as I barely watch European football these days but 3 assists in his last 35 doesn’t scream the kind of creativity we’re in need of?

very enjoyable seeing Vinicius do that

aye, sound lads

Why is Gary Neville so weird about United? He clearly cares about the club a lot and I still enjoy listening to his insight into ‘the game’ as a whole. But the way he reacts around Sesko perfectly encapsulates his inability to be even remotely balanced about United. Proper oddball.

why was Bruno taking time to shout at Dewsbury-Hall there? Just track back you mard fuck.

Ole Gunnar Sesko.

FUUUUUUCKING GET IN

Bruno playing like he’s back in Bilbao

Shaw got away with one there, despise the fact that those type of nudges are given as fouls

the difference Lisandro makes to our ability to move up the pitch at any kind of pace is insane.

love Amad but not sure he’s done enough in the last couple of games to keep Sesko out of the team.

sticking by Amorim for so long might have been my worst take ever. Letting this shower of shite beat him once, let alone three times last season was a sackable offence. Would have been four in a row if it wasn’t for a De Ligt 96th minute equaliser this season too.

that Dragusin lad is dreadful isn’t he?

that is atrocious defending from Spurs, top by Eze, but god awful

that’s just very funny

“The guy did a great job for a competitive rate. I’m really pleased with it”

I’m sure Arsenal fans won’t be arsed if they win the league but spending 10 minutes a game watching Saka or Rice wait to take corners would send my head west

reckon it’s United and Liverpool making up the top four this season now

There isn’t a round of fixtures now until April where Arsenal kick off before City. That pressure could see Arteta’s Lego head pop right off his shoulders.

as always, a bad night for Mikel Arteta is a great night for everyone else. Wonderful stuff.