the fucking drum inside my tumble dryer just collapsed into itself like??? how tf does that even happen? YOU KNOW WHAT UNIVERSE. go fuck yourself.

Lucifer would wear the shit out of this tho #HazbinHotel #Lucifer

On a funnier "Laced" note. Charlie knows. Exactly. Whats happening. In her hotel. #WIP 🤣🤣🤣

y'know what, yes. please block me. pls all your friends block me. leave me alone. leave her alone. leave Leona alone. just leave. we dont want to talk about you, we dont want anything to do with either of you. we have our own lives, our own jobs. our own problems. i'm done with this forever.

CHAPTER 7 OF #Radioapple FIC "LACED" IS NOW FINALLY LIVE 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘦𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 🔗in comments

also it makes me super uncomfy that people i've never spoken to, have never had any dealings with, and frankly would sooner pour vodka on than hand water to if they were on fire, were actively looking at my posts, the accounts i interact with, scrolling for ages JUST to find this friends new account

found out today that my local trad sweet shop will bulk order u stuff if you ask them to by only a little more than THEIR trade prices. thank you universe for this one small morsel of kindness in these trying times.

LEGITIMATE BAKUGO POKEMON STARTER!!!! TIME TO UPDATE ALL THE BNHA POKEMON AU TEAMS

hey #bsky why wont you pay attention to reports???

I KEEP HAVING TO GO TO /BED/ INSTEAD OF WRITING MY /FIC/ IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS SINCE I UPDATED IT I'M UPSET!! FUCK EARLY SHIFTS GDI LET ME WRITE PORN IN PEACE

Jean out here like u want a grandmaster i'll give u a fucking grandmaster. #genshin #riptomypityyy

See i disagree with that one. He wouldn't have. All the overlords thought he was full of gas, just a self absorbed little freak, he had no chance of obtaining "godhood" without beating Hells very own boogeyman cause they wouldn't have fallen in line without the respect earned from that.

on the plus side, i got to drive the kids i used to ferry to school and back before the new year, and i have never, in my life, experienced children actually THRILLED to see me, jfc they hate their new driver so much omg

Can the universe leave me alone pls. Im rly tired.

they're having a WONDERFUL time #WIP lmao

out here cooking up the most stupid shit imaginable for my next #radioapple fic after Laced is done. it's gonna be silly. it's gonna be glorious, it might even have smut. and Lilith isnt gonna be able to BREATHE she'll be laughing so hard.

trying to get this next chapter of laced finished on lunches at work is honestly getting to be a bit of a nightmare. like i barely have time on days off, so i write it on lunch at work but-- PEOPLE KEEP. INTERRUPTING ME. TALKING TO ME. BEING TOO INTERESTED IN WHAT I'M TYPING. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE!!!

him perch #Alastor #HazbinHotel

WELP, I HAD MY JOB INTERVIEW, WE SHALL SEE WHAT HAPPENS FROM THIS POINT ON LMAOOO manifesting 2026 actually gives me a good thing like. i feel like i've earned at least one good thing.

y'know what, having the 365 app was great before this AI nonsense, it was easy to find all the apps so i could work away from my PC, but now??? i've had to separately download them all again cause this thing has turned into just complete and utter dumpsterfire trash. it's unusable.

Catch me dropping my NEW HAIRCUT selfies and running whee 😘

CHAPTER 6 OF #Radioapple FIC "LACED" IS NOW LIVE 𝘓𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘪'𝘮 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴... 𝙎𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙣𝙤 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩. 🔗in comments

i feel like Viv's about to have the BEST time with all the #radioapple art from that merch drop. we have been well fed

Its great being a bus driver. No matter how busy the stand is, i'm always first on the bus. Can't do SHIT without me in the drivers seat babes! 🤣

MY SPECIAL MAAANNN ♥️ ♥️♥️♥️

CHAPTER 5 OF #Radioapple FIC "LACED" IS NOW LIVE 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘤 𝘤𝘶𝘥𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬... 🔗in comments

how it feels hearing that i'm getting 'overwhelming support' from management and other staff members who know i applied for that promotion cause they think i'd be great at it.

I bring to u the idea of... Alastor's shadow talking in sign language ONLY to people it likes. #HazbinHotel

I need y'all to know that Lucifer is very aware of how silly his daughter is lmao. #WIP #Laced

Im sorry but how tf can something sell out in a MINUTE???? Fucking scalper bot pieces of shit

CHAPTER 4 OF #Radioapple FIC "LACED" IS NOW LIVE Dont we all just love the smell of two pining idiots in the evening? 🔗in comments

THE ONLY TUBBZ DUCK I'VE EVER WANTED YESSS (okay I also want Alastor for duck shenanigans but he's sold out /everywhere/ 😭)

hahahahahahahahah i fucking hate genshin impacts weapon banner actually

CHAPTER 3 OF #Radioapple FIC "LACED" IS NOW LIVE 𝘐𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘓𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 🔗in comments

hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaa i have a job interview on thursday for a promotion and LEMME TELL U. THEY'VE SET IT AFTER LITERALLY. THE MOST MINDMELTING SHIFT, A BUS DRIVER CAN POSSIBLY RUN. eight. fucking EIGHT. runs of a 15 minute circular. my brains gonna be liquid by the end of that, rip.

"Yeah they're def gonna return to the hotel in chapter 3 of Laced lmaooo" said me. the liar. they're doin something else. 😈

i wish ppl would see S2 as the seed sowing season that it was and not the 'this is the only way these characters are going to be perceived in canon going forwards' season. Cause I gotta tell u. ppl really are STUCK on the current behaviours of these characters like there's no room to develop...

Hahahaaaaa having to listen to a nurse empathise with my literal lifetime mental and emotional abuser because "my daughter doesnt treat me nice uwu" is actually an atrocity I may have to commit crimes over.

CHAPTER 2 OF #Radioapple FIC "LACED" IS NOW LIVE And i regret 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 🔗in comments

The hardest fucking dialogue i've ever had to write. This shit was painful to put down.

so mad that X has more hazbin interactions, ppl pls. i cant go back to X, its a dumpsterfire but this place is like yelling into a void.

OKAY BUT IM HAVING 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙎. ABOUT ALASTOR AND VOX THOUGH. Amir's most recent interview revealed that they may remember that bar scene... differently. lmao. Now, we've HAD conflicting information about this past relationship before in canon. With Val saying "you pissed he almost beat u that time?"

Aarin: interfering with police investigations Faro: bit a police officer Lex: bit a different police officer Mal: attempted genocide with a dash of mass murder. Shes going to kill the arresting officers too, they just dont know it yet.

So the #HazbinHotel team have the opportunity to do the funniest shit in existence... By making Lillith Asexual.

I'm weak for Al in drag, and so is Luci! for @spiderpotion.bsky.social DTIYS! congrats on the 4K!! <3 #spiderpotionDTIYS #radioapple

i forgor Ao3 was gonna be down

"List ur sourc--"

idc abt any of ur Bottom!Lucifer hc's that is a service top literally made to worship and serve and Alastor is just That Bitch™️ lucky enough to snag him.

FIRST CHAPTER OF 𝘓𝘈𝘊𝘌𝘋 IS 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 #Radioapple #Appleradio 🍎📻 🔗 in comments

Lucifer would teasingly hold out on giving Alastor goodmorning kisses just because he knows Alastor will stubbornly no longer start his day without them and that means he gets more silly morning time with his affectionately grumpy deer man