Why must I suffer with “IS THAT A BUG ON ME—no it’s just a stray hair”-itis?? Worst part is u just know that when you’ve successfully convinced yourself that its always just a stray hair… it’s gonna be a bug.

people who go and re-read Laced from the beginning are sure in for a special surprise on chapter 1

if you watch the credits of that new #HelluvaBoss short, the photos in the corner of the screen slowly disappear until the very last one is ripped in half. ye so i dont think Barbie an Kendra's relationship lasted 💔

I'm sorry, but.. QwQ #radioapple

S5 YESSSSS, SO MUCH MORE TIME FOR RADIOAPPLE TO FULLY DEVELOP THE WAY IT WAS ALWAYS INTENDED YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

I called that Blitz/Alastor ship AGES ago

I love my dog so much. but SOMETIMES. BOI. WHY DO U SNORE SO LOUD?!

GASP!!! MY IMPULSIVE PURCHASES ARE ON THEIR WAAAYYY

if it werent for Wedding Bells, i'd be halfway through a spicy radioapple Vegas fic by now and it'd be SO GODDAMN RELEVANT LMAO. EVENTUALLY. YOU'LL GET THAT EVENTUALLY.

They hate each other v_v #hazbinhotel #radioapple

SECOND CHAPTER OF "WEDDING BELLS" IS NOW 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 #Appleradio 🍎📻 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝙩𝙤𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘦... 😘💖 🔗 in comments

I bet Alastor's shadow is behind Lucifer feeding him literally everything he needs to know to cheat, he's too happy with himself, lookit that face, he's practially giddy with fiendish glee

i rly wanna know what Lucifer's original rank was in Heaven. because while Sera is the Head Seraphim, she needed not just her own, but multiple elders powers to build that shield around Heaven and Lucifer knocked it the FUCK out with just a single concentrated beam of his own power.

WHAT?!?! 👀 OMGOSHHH LUCIFER THE ANGEL THAT YOU ARE 😭💔 That must have hurt so bad 😭😭😭😭

I physically cannot wait for Alastor's canon "𝙊𝙝..." moment. It's gonna happen, I feel it in my bones, and it's gonna hit him like a freight train.

i wanna squish them together 😭😭😭😭 #radioapple

they're such a power couple really #Appleradio #radioapple

commissioning art for Laced has thus far been my greatest decision im so excited eheheee THE SKETCH IS SO DELISH

wtf is HAPPENING with bsky atm?????

Gonna commit a crime actually. BSKY I AM 33 YEARS OLD NEXT MONTH, PLEASE FIX YOUR BULLSHIT AGE VERIFICATION DUMPSTERFIRE SO I CAN GET TO MY CHAT YOU KNOB GOBBLING PISSBABIES

Laced isnt a "he fell first well he fell harder" kind of situation Laced is "they both tripped over this stupid rock at the same time and tumbled down this ridiculous hill, landed in a tangled pile of limbs and found themselves too comfy to get loose" kind of situation

so curious, so so curious, as to why i'm expected to go ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE DEPOT FROM THE STATION FOR 20 minutes, only to go RIGHT BACK OUT TO THE STATION AGAIN ON THE SAME DUTY, SAME BOARD, SAME BUS, TO THE SAME ROUTE. WHY NOT JUST? WAIT AT THE STATION FOR 20 MINUTES? TF? WHO WROTE THIS??????

y know what. SOME PEOPLE. need to go directly to hell. do not pass go. do not collect $200 just off to hell with u. and thats those fuckers who KNOW it takes you longer than half a second to get home, yet still abuse the system of 'ye u have to have at least 8 an a half hours between shifts' FUCK U

the one main thing i wanna know about Hazbin... is what Lucifer says in place of 'Jesus Christ!' and 'oh my God' in.... various.... situations... cause there's forever a mental image in my brain of Lucifer saying god in the bedroom and Al just "dont bring your dad into this"

Why is this Alastor tho????

Tell your past that your future is with me 📻🍎 Radioapple redraw #fanart #hazbinhotel

FIRST CHAPTER OF "WEDDING BELLS" AKA, THE SEQUEL TO "LACED" IS NOW 𝙇𝙄𝙑𝙀 #Appleradio 🍎📻 🔗 in comments

Based on a true story of my bitterly single homie responding to my ace complaints at the bar 😝 (we clown around) Happy ace visibility day!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

the fact that #Helluva and #Hazbin missed the trick of sneaking duck shapes into random Pride Ring architecture like Mickey at disney resorts will forever be a thing i mourn. IT COULD HAVE BEEN SUCH A FUNNY FORESHADOWING TO LUCIFER'S DUCK OBSESSION.

I love how a good chunk of this fandoms nsfw side is a bunch of Aces in a trench coat 🧥

lmao so the sequel begins. #WIP

I just came across the completed fic for Laced and I gotta say I am OBSESSED. I grabbed the first chapter to requote (resky? Reblue?) to shove at everyone and yowl loudly about going to read it. It is well written, spicy and fantastically fluffy. It hits all the good switches! Go read it!!

Lucifer switching up the floors in the hotel for hardwood purely to release a hoard of ducklings for serotonin boosting tippy tappy running

when the shipping is more than the product itself, that is when I say adieu.

THE GRAND FINALE CHAPTER 9 OF #Appleradio FIC "LACED" IS NOW FINALLY LIVE 𝘈 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥, 𝘢𝘯 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘯, 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘴𝘰 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦... 🔗in comments

one day i shall figure out why my fathers solution to the dogs just play fighting with each other is to literally scream at the top of his lungs at them for several minutes at a time regardless of them not listening to him, to the point of giving himself a headache. today is not that day.

did u know that national rubber duck day is celebrated annually on January 13th, the same day as public radio broadcasting day 📻🍎

IMMEDIATELY.

okay but y'all know Alastor would take immense joy in upon finding fanfic of himself and Lucifer, just casually leaving it printed in random places around the hotel that Lucifer frequents just to fuck with him. you KNOW he'd find that hilarious.

Perfection becomes me, n'est ce pas? 🍎 Lucifer Morningstar #hazbinhotel #fanart

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

FROGGGG poomang.com/en/t/smooth_...

LOOK WHAT I FOUND these are my new favourite earrings bye

one day we'll have a majority of strong female characters WITHOUT brothers who influenced how they deal with things.

putting little man syndrome having little men in their places is awfully enjoyable, however getting faulty shit at work finally FIXED after months of others reporting it and getting nowhere, just by putting little man syndrome having little men in their places??? priceless.

i can understand why Vox idolises Alastor at first, he's hot, he's powerful, and he's mysterious as fuck but HUMAN fame obsessed Vincent idolising Human!Alastor? Some radio host from the 30s who refuses to acknowledge TV as a medium for entertainment and never shows his face on a screen? idk.

i love finding older radioapple / appleradio fics that also share my delusions and HC's, it makes me feel less alone here 😊

I do often wish i could art half as well as i write. like yeah, i can art OCCASIONALLY, but i can write literally whenever i want, i dont have to wait for the fuckin miracle that is my brain deciding TODAY is the day i draw something decent so many scenes i wanna draw, scenery i want VISUALS of.

Alastor Morningstar, AM Radio. do u see my vision?

He's exactly where he wants to be with his husband(s).