"Oh yeaaahh i'll write this lil radioapple smut scene i cut for ratings purposes in the christmas fic lmao it'll be done in no time" 3k 5 pages of text later and they're only just kissing. Why am i like this?

archiveofourown.org/works/750308... SHE'S FINALLY COMPLETE. Full #radioapple christmas fic in all its silly emotional glory. ENJOY

we're too powerful, we dont get distracted by the hornee we or others create, we can delve into some real fucked up shit without it ever bothering or messing with our flow, we are the pinnacle of unstoppable.

Got me some #HazbinHotel HC thoughts ehehe

Drop someone Blonde Actual King of Hell everybody!

i love getting new blorbos from places set in real life history, cause like. u learn so many random as shit history facts just to write what is essentially porn.

i think it's super interesting in #Hazbinhotel that St Peter claims they have the 'best and brightest' and yet the only people capable of helping out during the s2 finale was pentious. a reeemed sinner, and Baxter. A sinner. They just THINK they're the best, they're actually decades behind.

REALISING U ACTUALLY LIKE A CERTAIN FOOD PURELY BECAUSE /YOU ACTUALLY HAVE THE ABILITY TO COOK IT WHILE YOUR PARENT WHO USED TO COOK IT DOES NOT/ IS. ANNOYING ACTUALLY. all this time i could have been munching on so many roast potatos gdi.

So uh. Whats up with this uhm... this new trend of commenting only heart emojis as reviews on fics? What is that? Why? Why is that? Who decided this should be the plan after writers put all that effort into writing for you for free might i add. Who. Who decided that. I just wanna talk.

hahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the timeline fits for Alastor to have been drafted into WW1 #Hazbinhotel

archiveofourown.org/works/750308... Anywhoo if anyone's wondering i have actually been writing a #Radioapple christmas fic 😂

tfw someone beats you to writing a thing into a fic you've been writing all fucking month leading up to this one goddamn reveal and now you're just. FUCK.

i love how so many Lucifer fics reference that one silly dub clip about being the Literal Devil from The Bible lmao.

Very subtle #RadioApple nails for Christmas 🤣

I'm in my Lucifer deserves a happy ending feels. He deserves to be loved, he deserves to be wrapped up in someones arms and cuddled until he's confident that he's never going to be left alone ever again. SOMEONE CUDDLE THIS LIL SNUGGLE BUG /STAT/ #HazbinHotel

TODAY @piratefishmama.bsky.social AND I ARE BACK AT IT

do u ever think abt the fact that Alastors 'this face was made for radio' bit was probably just something his producers used to say to him so they could market his charming voice as just another white man without being rumbled cause racism. cause i do. He was fucking gorgeous. #HazbinHotel #Alastor

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

do u ever feel like. grateful for oceans? cause u know what. people should feel really really grateful that oceans exist.

I'm hilarious #HazbinHotel #Radioapple #WIP

"Kneel before your king" Not going as planned. #HazbinHotel #radioapple

so... out of every fix i've tried over the years to stop my habit of biting my nails and cuticles leading to owies and hangnails... acrylic nails have been the fix. i've been getting them done for the past three months now? and... i've not been able to bite or hurt my fingers at all. THIS IS A WIN

im fr exhausted with every single Alastor ship post being riddled with people going UHM AKSHUALLYYY HE'S 𝘈𝘙𝘖𝘈𝘊𝘌 You're exhausting. as a touch averse aroace person myself, you're physically fucking exhausting. please grow up, touch grass, and let people ship whatever they want to ship. jfCHRIST.

Beach, nachos, and friends. Love that for me

Do u ever think Vox ever used his voice mimicry thing to tell himself "I love you too" in Alastors voice cause he knew he'd never hear it for real any other way, cause I do. #HazbinHotel

hahahhahahahaaahahahahhaahaa only 1 of the gates hit hell WHERE THE FUCK DID THE OTHER GATE GO VIV. WHERE DID IT GO. WHAT DID IT HIT?! #HazbinHotelSpoilers

Alastor 'completely free agent of chaos' no deals holding him down no favours to cash in just chillin at the hotel now because LUCIFER. IS FUNNY ENOUGH. TO HANG OUT THERE FOR. oh you stupid lil bitch you're gonna catch FEELINGS. IT'S GONNA BE THE 𝘑𝘜𝘊𝘐𝘌𝘚𝘛 "𝙊𝙃" IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN HISTORY OF ALL OH'S

okay but who else thinks Niffty is an ex overlord too, like Husk. Like. Yeah she's absolutely crackers but she took on Velvette in a 1v1 and held her own. Not to mention both Husk AND Niffty added power to the shield. Something 'normal' sinners couldn't do. #HazbinHotelSpoilers

Them: how many times have u watched these episodes already? Me: yes. ✨️👀✨️ #HazbinHotel

YEEEESSSSSSS MY BOY IS FERAAALLLL #HazbinHotel

hahahahahahahahahaha i just noticed his shadow, someone kill this fuckin tv already jfc. #hazbinhotel

this whole scene was like. super attractive of him tbh. he deserved like. at least a rando in the crowd cheering for him. #HazbinHotel

man, if they'd have just left this to Alastor im p sure he'd have had this whole mess sorted in like. less than a week lmao. even while tied to a chair. #HazbinHotel

ROSIE?!?!?!?! #HazbinHotel

this is happening SOOOON. in like. 20 minutes lmaooo

Flins really out here calling us beautiful and inviting us to dinner in a quiet out of the way place where nobody can bother us. 😳 how intimate 😳

HIGH chance of sibling squabbles lmao

FOUR DAY MIGRAINE? FUCK IT WE BALL. TOMORROW @piratefishmama.bsky.social AND I ARE GETTING TIPSY AND TRYING TO PLAY A CO-OP GAME TOGETHER. THERE IS A CHANCE WE FIGHT LIKE SIBLINGS. JOIN US. -> twitch.tv/lux_streams_

HUMAN SIR PENTIOUS THO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖

SECOND EVER PUMPKIN CARVING. WITNESS HIIIIMMM

My dads had another stroke 🫩

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES 1 SEC :'D

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Reminder that THIS IS HAPPENING TOMORROW HAHA

what if i just cried? what then? #MHA

normalise making a nest in the back of your car that you can stay in all day at work between school runs cause the people inside the building are super obnoxious with the big tv volume. they will literally never see me again lmao i'm SO COMFY.