Son of a bitch, the vending machine’s out of sweet tea.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐀　٫　𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀　. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[ AMOOOOOOOO

Hmmmmm…

Tch . . . alerted the horse.

[ Give me the motivation and spirit necessary to be on this account again.

UGH.

Pepsi…

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐌𝐞 (𝑼𝒏𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒍𝒚) --𝙶𝚊𝚎𝚕 𝙻𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗 #丂卄 𝐓𝐖: 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐥 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡, 𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬, 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫-𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

Morning, haters .

Guess who it is ? Guess again .

Aggressively typing on his keyboard, an ecstatic smile on his face!

Now, what to do ?

[ Talking about Stands? In a nutshell, Iori’s Stand, QUESTION, basically traps you in a game of 20 Questions and breaks your bones every time you get an answer wrong.

What a friggin’ GEEK !

Getting under people’s skin is Iori’s forte. His calling, even.

𝐓𝐇𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐊𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐌𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐂 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄

I feel like a fucking celebrity in this town.

I’m gonna puke .

Life’s full of challenges. Especially for Stand Users like yours truly.

Casual Iori.

Several ? !

Me ? Lobotomized ? Please . They’ll preserve my brain in a jar and use it to create more intelligent computers .

? ? ?

Guess who ?

Stop bringing up the Telegram catgirl whenever I’m in class.

Maybe so, but my PRIDE on the other hand—

Do NOT. I had to walk funny for a whole day.

Oh, like *me* that one time, right ?

🥤

𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩. 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨, 𝙤𝙝. #JJBARP || #MVRP

Exactly.

I feel like Shakky-chan’s the only soul in my class that possesses even a SLIGHT bit of human empathy.

[ I *KNOW* I just made this account yesterday, but I wanna test the waters.

"I don't think I will ever be able to bloom like my friends did..." Yukari Shakuyaku (芍薬ゆかり), high school student and local resident of Morioh. Stand: Evanescence shakuyaku-yukari.straw.page #JJBARP / #MVRP

𝗖𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗦𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗔𝗦𝗦.⠀ #jjbarp ・ ・ #ocrp

Finally got the taste of tomatoes out of my mouth. UGH.

sorry for party rockin’. 💃

⌨️—

Iori copes with their ego being bruised by shitposting and arguing with people on the Internet. The internet is Iori’s calling.

[ Iori’s bio is done! Will get to working on info about his Stand “QUESTION” soon.

🥤 . . . Well at least THAT’S pretty damn funny .

At first, I used to feel real sigma today, but today I’ve been faced with trial after trial. Damn. I might have to bring out 「QUESTION」if people keep tryin’ to make a fool out of me .

Holy shit .

ACKK—GAH—MYFRIGGINFACE—

🥤 . . . Feelin’ real good about myself today . ⌨️

[scared]

AH-HA HA HA HA HA HA ‼️‼️ Just as I predicted. White hair—that was the BEST!