Welp anyway, enjoy your descent into fascism, USA

3 on 3 to decide gold is fucking amateur hour

How does MacKinnon miss that?!

Ugh not the olé

Makar!! 🚨 With all that zone time, had to happen eventually

Why tf is CBC showing us the US dressing room pep talk?

Here we go. 🇨🇦

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO 🚨

Phew.. 🚨

Not good.

God dammit

Ugh

a reminder Britta Curl is a nasty transphobe.

WHAT?! That's a minor?! Fuck outta here, refs.

Canada deciding to play the entire third period in their own end in a 1-0 game

Canada shorthanded! 🚨🇨🇦

Let's go 🇨🇦!!!

Marner!!!!!!!!!! (That feels gross) 🚨🇨🇦

This graphic went out of date in record time lol

Poulin again.. so good

MPP! 🚨 🇨🇦

Tim Stützle! 🚨🇩🇪

Team USA using Freebird as their goal song is the corniest thing ever. Very on brand

so this is how good the sens would have to be to outscore their goaltending problems

Binnington 🤦

Sheesh.. the French goalie has been so good, but just no chance on a Celebrini penalty shot

Mark Stone with the shorty! 🚨 🇨🇦

Mikael Kingsbury with the gold in dual moguls! 🥇 🇨🇦

Why the stupid Benson Boone song for these ads featuring Canadian olympians

Cool story bro

Jake Sanderson tho

Let’s go Denmark clap clap clapclapclap 🇩🇰

Oof ugly one on Abstreiter.. 2-0 🇨🇦

The wheels on MPP.. man. 💨

Also that feed from Maltais 👌🏻

Woooo Brianne Jenner opens the scoring vs Germany 🚨 🇨🇦

The Canadian team does understand the offside and icing rules, yes? 😩

Sheesh Super Bowl halftime show go the ages

Ricky Martin?!?

Bad Bunny!! GAGA!!!!!!!

Let’s go Pats!!!!!

Holy shit that Posty-Slash Ozzy tribute 😭🔥

Woooooo Billie song of the year

Gaga is the fucking best.

Courtney LaPlante DEVOURS during Spiritbox performance at the 2026 Grammy Awards.

Like seriously Grammys? Have them perform, then immediately go to their category and have them lose? wtf.

..and then lost the metal Grammy to fucking Turnstile Womp womp

Omg Spiritbox just blew the roof off the Grammys Premiere Ceremony with Soft Spine

Tim. Stützle. 🚨