Like the all-steroids olympics, I think we should test out an all-gambling football league. Give every player and coach a smartphone wristband and let them bet as much as they want during the plays.

The NCAA is dead. The new NCAA is struggling to be born. Now is the time of monsters.

Go Cats I guess

They’re doing a montage of championship games and MY GOD the thunderous booing whenever Geno appears 😦

Great day for hoops. Let’s play two.

Playing against a 1 seed you get two exciting choices! Getting sat on until your ribs break or getting fed face-first into a wood chipper.

Or if you’re Dawn Staley, “Miss Frizzle‘s court appearance”

Olivia Miles is absolutely on one.

That's the only way a longhorn will show up this far into the tournament!!

cyber warfare?

Out of all jobs in the world, women’s college basketball coach has the most expansive dress code. Anything from “depressed guy who just took up jogging” to “ghost of Victorian bride” is fair game.

girl are you michigan state power forward coen carr, because you excite me at both ends

Mulkey’s fit would kinda slay if she had black pants. i know she tries to look as annoying as possible but this time she almost accidentally looked cool

Elite 8 matchup set!

NCAAW headlines are like “UCONN wins 8,000th straight, the 6th longest streak in team history” and “Watch this 5’6” lady beat ten people to death with a tire iron”

DAWG LEVEL TEN MILLION

There’s an interesting debate to be had about who the ”best” player in women’s college basketball is, but there is absolutely no debate as to who Got the Most Dawg in Them

same as it ever was. same as it ever was

The AFC should lose it’s automatic Super Bowl berth

The Stuffing the Passer Wire Service declared Indiana the national champion after the Big 10 Championship game and the conclusion of the 2025 season. We didn’t see any of the results from the exhibition tournament that followed but nothing that could have happened would change our decision.

good morning!

LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025

all glory to god let’s fucking go

when do they kill the pop tart

Wait you can facemask on a blocked kick return in overtime with no penalty? WE HAVE FOUND THE INTERNATIONAL WATERS OF FOOTBALL

I said they should go for 2

THE ARISTOCRATS

Never kick anything

There’s only one team in the world that could make me say Go Blue

Stop me if this is a stupid idea but what if they put good teams in the playoffs

4 days to the Stagg Bowl

Gonna keep saying this until it stops being true

Xavier Watts is a demon

As a full rebuke of the sham college football postseason, Notre Dame should claim the 2012 championship and disavow the 1977 one

Congratulations Alabama for being named NFC North Champions for some reason

I’m hearing reports of a lot of crying and pants-pissing about the World Series of Crying and Pants-Pissing

MOU stands for My Oenormous Uagina

Marcus Freeman should turn the jeweled shillelagh into a belt and wear it prominently in every game he coaches

PERFECT DAY OF FOOTBALL BEARS, REDBIRDS, AND NCC WIN, COULDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING THAT COULD MAKE IT BETTER

holy grizz let’s go boys

North Central is an absolute wagon

Huge football day with my Grizz, Redbirds, Bears, and North Central College Cardinals all playing meaningful games.

“lol could this year’s coaching carousel get ANY crazier?” I say, ten seconds before Sherrone Moore shoots down a police helicopter with a stinger missile

look i know we’re all angry but i don’t see why the poor innocent pop-tarts corporation has to suffer

Efforts to reform the college football postseason are a lot like efforts to reform the American healthcare system. They are all doomed to fail if their first and foremost priority is to placate the useless parasitic middlemen who are the entire reason it’s bad in the first place.

Easily the most actually on crack committee decisions ever. Ketamine thinking. Inhalant gorilla mind logic. Ray Liotta eating his own brain in Hannibal type arguments.

The committee’s decision was entirely based on what they thought would cost them the least in blowback. Up to ND’s athletic department to prove them wrong.