I am extremely disappointed in the number of people already screeching, "YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR HIM IF HE'S THE CANDIDATE!! BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!" I assure you, friends, I decidedly do not. As a Californian, I will NEVER vote for him again, full stop. You have almost three years. Find someone else.

Considering the callow moderates I've spent the day arguing with, it's extra painful that Bernie was on Jon Stewart lobbing truth bombs to the cheers of the studio audience. HE COULD HAVE BEEN OUR FUCKING PRESIDENT GODDAMNIT www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUn1...

BlueSky is lefty Twitter, so I feel like we can talk openly: what's everyone spending their protestor paycheck on? I'm gonna buy more blue hair dye! #NoKings

I'm not gonna say that the Brewers deserve to get swept solely on the actions of one shitty fan. But I am saying that, if they do get swept, I'm not gonna feel bad for them, because fuck this lady in particular.

The year is 2018. I pitch "Kim Kardashian's Merkin" as a potential name for our Harold team. No one else thinks it's funny.

♪ WHEN YER ALONE ♪ ♪ AN' LIFE IS GETTIN' YE LONELY ♪ ♪ YE KIN ALWAYS GOOO ♪ ACH!!! ♪ DUNE 2 ♪

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand. "Low repro hard crash"

Very refreshing to see a left wing politician not treat this question like some kind of minefield that needs to be carefully negotiated

Bro, that looks jank AF even to me, and I didn't think Mass Effect Andromeda was that bad.

I long for a society that believes that ordinary things can be beautiful. youtu.be/tWYxrowovts?...

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

It's a bad sign when even the Moby Dick account appears to have given up.

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

I don't use this platform to talk about my professional life very much (that's what LinkedIn is for), but I am very proud of this game and encourage you all to play it: store.steampowered.com/app/3989390/...

Last week I went to my GP, seeking an MRI for a bad sprain that I was worried was a tear. I had already gone to Urgent Care and gotten X-rays. She refused to refer me to the MRI, and instead told me to just take more ibuprofen. She said if I really wanted an MRI, I should go to the ER instead.

As time goes on and different trends come into and out of fashion, I'm realizing that getting rid of my "Bruce Lee Is My Homeboy" shirt was, in hindsight, a poor decision.

AIPAC should not be legal. Foreign governments should not have the power to influence elections or purchase the influence of elected officials. Step one of getting dark money out of American politics is to elect politicians who are committed to not accepting dark money.

Yakkety Sax as an antifascist propaganda tool. Look at these stupid fuckin' nazis getting owned by a bicycle! (I'm glad that guy got away, but holy shit that was close.)

There are two types of Mets seasons: - Type A, where they're really great until July, then slowly implode. - Type B, where they're terrible until July, then suddenly get good and try to catch up. 2024 was one of the best Type Bs. 2025 was one of the most heartbreaking Type As. I'm glad it's over.

Like the top comment says: the greatest president we never had. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_f...

I just emailed @repluzrivas.bsky.social . If your rep isn't on this list, email them. Call them. Tonight. Make sure they know that your vote next fall hinges on what they do today.

To be filed under: Every Accusation Is A Confession, the only ones registering dogs to vote are, surprising absolutely no one, Republicans. www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...

Liberals love to jump down my throat when I say I will not, under any circumstances, vote for Gavin Newsom. Then shit like this comes out. The corporatist/neoliberal wing of the DNC is BAD. They think a little fascism is okay as long is it preserves the oligarchy they serve. THEY WILL NOT SAVE US.

I think everyone on this platform needs to come together and push @weratedogs.com into the top 10. Real, wholesome content from a flesh-and-blood human. Who can argue with that?

In the same way that one fantasizes about being a millionaire after buying a lottery ticket, it's fun to use the time between a prophesized Rapture and its inevitable non-occurrence to imagine just how much good we could accomplish if the evangelical "Christians" just...disappeared tomorrow.

As someone with many ASD/ADHD loved ones, I hate RFK Jr. As someone who has spent the last decade talking about: - unnecessary food additives - the benefits of full-fat foods & dairy - the risks of acetaminophen ...I REALLY fuckin' hate RFK Jr.

Considering how many times we called him "Baby Hands", it's wild that his hands are basically necrotizing right in front of us.

There's a lot of history happening right now, and much of it is in danger of being lost to time. But when the books are written, my greatest hope is that history never forgets what a pathetic, insecure, tiny man this piece of shit truly is.

"The hypocrisy is the point" is a thing I scream almost daily. It's why I was mystified by those 72 hours between when the fascists learned Kirk was killed by a fellow Nazi, and when they remembered they can just lie and blame the left anyway.

It's time to do that thing you've been wanting to do

Smash two movies together to make a new movie The Remains Of The Day The Earth Stood Still

I don't buy Labubus, but I definitely identify with what Adam is talking about. I've accepted that I'll never own a home, so...fuck it, I'm gonna go get a fancy sushi dinner. www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1O6...

Almost all of the initial reporting on ICE murdering Silverio Villegas-Gonzalez in cold blood was wrong because it was based on government propaganda, what seems to have actually happened is that he tried to flee the border Gestapo and they shot him Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

You cannot understand politics in the United States in 2025 without understanding Gamergate. It is the Rosetta Stone for our current nightmare.

not that it matters but you can only get into valhalla if you die in physical combat. you don’t go there if you’re sitting and talking

Pray for my liver. #Bieratelier #Bruges #Belgium #FairyTale

I think the best way to honor Charlie Kirk's memory is to release the Epstein files he so desperately wanted to see. www.axios.com/2025/07/15/t...

Reminder: anything you say here can and will be used against you in a kangaroo court of circumstantial evidence when the administration inevitably turns this into a Reichstag Fire to punish anyone they don't like, regardless of skin tone, gender identity, sexual orientation or political affiliation.

Look I'm as anti-violence as it gets but I do think it's fair to be irritated at calls for civility from the same people who made jokes about Nancy Pelosi's husband getting attacked with a hammer

I am more scared for my trans friends than I have ever been.

There's a lot of truly unhinged shit going on in the world today, but a Kennedy claiming gun violence didn't exist when he was a child might just take the taco.

Whether it’s Barack Obama wearing a tan suit with reporters or Donald Trump raping children with Jeffrey Epstein, both presidents violated some of Washington’s most sacred norms.

ISRAEL: Hamas' greatest asset is the outraged conscience. GEORGE ORWELL: Fuck, that's a good line.