What i thought my type would be, versus what my type actually is.

☕️ 🍻 👄 💄 ❤️‍🔥

anyways I’m tryna be built like a rescue hero 🦸🏻‍♂️ 💪🏼

Can 2025 just nut and call me an uber?

I’m terrible at this 🍈 🍈 💃

Logging back on to block JD V*nce.

yall know how the b*lls and the g**ch make a lil heart? Love that for men.

~the~ vibe.

where my moon enjoyers at

yall know how the b*lls and the g**ch make a lil heart? Love that for men.

anyways, spending my weekend sick in bed. How yall doing?

Katy Perry keep your ass on the ground we have got ~more important~ things to be thinking about right now!

What if all this hoopla surrounding Switch 2 preordered being delayed for Americans is just a marketing ploy to increase demand but also to leverage political action by a company that is worth more than a lot of small country’s GDPs

Switch 2 pre orders announced, GameCube games online announced, Charli XCX album announced, and tariffs announced all on the same day????

23 years ago today, Avril Lavigne released her debut single ‘Complicated.’

Can 2025 just nut and call me an uber?

🐒

the curls be curling

10 years ago today, a dress was posted on Tumblr. It was later confirmed to be Black and Blue.

my dating history:

Low key love a mild yet very windy day

proof of life.

Immediately

Love seeing a local get dragged for their silly little fascist sympathizing first thing in the morning 🥰

We stan this short king. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

proof of life.

Thought this would be the year h start an OF turns out it’s gonna be the year in which I have a months long allergic reaction to something the doctors cannot identify making it painful for me to be touched 💔

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🖕🏼 elon youtu.be/PqUESHfuO_8

anyways💪🏼👼🏻💅🏻

The horse girl mullet is back baby!

Charli really said the VIP boring

Shakira’s injector is on thin ice!

The amount of coverage there will be calling the Grammys ‘woke’ I already exhausting me because the Grammys are usually a problem

LADY GAGA REHEATED HER OWN NACHOS IN THE AIR FRYER AND THEY CAME OUT SO GOOD #grammys

Today is Opposite Day.

I’m like deathly ill but still craving 🕳️

It’s been a shit week. i might have an autoimmune or thyroid issue causing me to break out in hives all over my body and it’s driving me literally insane. The high dose steroid isnt helping. Im loosing my fucking mind.

Carrie Underwood I’m gonna key the shit outta your car! Imma take a Louisville slugger to BOTH headlights!!!!! Slash a hole in alllll those tires and the spare!

the vibe lately

um…. I don’t like it ❄️

Of course Hannah (Montana) is a Sagittarius ☺️

Idk it's kinda funny

15 years ago today, Kesha released ‘Animal.’

the skin though 👀✨