Alex Jones looks like he's about to tell me to bring him pictures of Spider-Man.

the funniest allergens section of a menu i have ever seen.

one of the greatest comic book covers of all time

embarrassed to say i saw someone with an eraserhead shirt today and thought it said this for a few seconds too long

snoopy: hey can i copy your homework scooby-doo: reah, rust change rhe answers ra little

Passed this while driving. Wendy’s what the actual hell

I've run the experiment. I've crunched the numbers. Limp Bizkit songs sound about 10% better right after a fistfight.

in the time it takes you to watch a 20 minute video on youtube the thumbnail will have changed at least twice.

David Zaslav allegedly said the movie about a Black version of Superman set during the civil rights movement was "too woke" to make. If that's true, and Zaslav saw the concept of DESEGREGATION as woke, I have a book I'd like him to read.

The Animal Crossing villager I've been trying to evict is finally moving out tomorrow! We should have some kind of holiday about me getting my independence from this character. Anybody got plans?

*INDIANA JONES AND THE INSATIABLE SHAREHOLDERS*

The first Thor movie is just Cars. A lightning-themed protagonist gets stuck in a small desert town and learns to be humble just in time to defeat his green archrival and save the king. The sequel is terrible and the third movie is actually good. Loki should say Kachigga in Avengers 5: A TED Talk

fuck you. souija board.

Since there's a lot of Deadpool hate goin' around right now, I'd like to say just for the record that the Deadpool character, when written well, is a lot of fun. The problem is that so many writers just think to themselves "Well, what would Ryan Reynolds say?" and that's the mistake.

it's a "watch your old videos and wonder how you used to be so good at this" kinda night

Very sad to hear Peter David passed away. Few writers have defined a character the way he defined Hulk. Here's a page he wrote for Marvel Comics #1000 I've always liked. It takes on a much different tone now that he's gone.

I'm a Marvel Fan Too, but 10 Is Being Generous

@lkcorvus.bsky.social @ph0tonofficial.bsky.social @dougsalad.bsky.social @vreyisgrey.bsky.social @chvrchbvrning.bsky.social Should we ask Gatorade for a collab on the next horso project?

Youtube: Hey, your views are down. Why don't you upload something? Me: Okay. *uploads video* Youtube: Cool. We're not gonna show this to anyone. Hey, your views are down. Why don't you upload something?

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call her Bobby Pickett the way she mash my monster

Petition for Marvel Rivals to add the cat that Iron Man taught to speak. He has a doctorate, show the guy some damn respect.

Because today is Superman Day, I'd like to share my favorite memory of Superman: the time he got decked in the face by the clearly superior hero, Ferro Lad.

it's easy for people to tell you to be creative when they have access to a huge budget or a huge following. sometimes i forget you don't need those things to make valuable work. constraints force you to think harder, and the workarounds you find are where the real magic happens. don't give up!

about 50% of "activities" on my college campus are groups of people on their phones not talking to each other. shoulda picked a party school i guess

Whichever genius at Marvel got almost 200,000 people to stare at chairs for five hours deserves a raise

music reviewers need to listen to more mashup albums. neil and girl talk haven’t been dropping anything in years and there are plenty of new mashup albums that are genuinely groundbreaking. you can review them even if they’re not whatever alter ego jane remover is going by now.

whenever someone says the word gonzaga all i can think of is this motherfucker

Yes, BlueSky, I clicked on the DC x Sonic trending button because I wanted to hear about politics, not because I wanted to escape the hellworld by seeing a blue hedgehog next to Batman.

i love flamin' hot fritos, and i hate flamin' hot cheetos. some might call me "twisted", honestly i scare myself

college: URGENT!!! PLEASE RESPOND TO EMAIL NOW OR THE WORLD IS GONNA FUCKIN END me: responds to email college: lol what are you even talking about, stop being weirdddddddd hey how about we ghost you for a bit

society if mtv aired anything besides ridiculousness

just caught my roommate listening to the youtube premiere countdown music for FUN psychopath behavior

nothing makes my soul leave my body like when the cast of a critically acclaimed movie or show reunites for a super bowl commercial to sell fucking popchips or something

zendaya is meechee

schrodinger's cat: *pokes head out of box* who are you? pavlov's dog: i'm putting together a team. you in? *dolly the sheep and mike the headless chicken step out of the darkness* SCHRODINGER'S CAT WILL RETURN IN ENDGAME... MAYBE

if you wanna know what kind of kid i was, i used to log into animal jam, go to the tallest peak, and spam the cry emote just to be dramatic

send this to your friends to totally rabbuck them

Characters who need to be in Marvel Rivals: 1. Elf With A Gun 2. Asbestos Lady 3. Skrull John Lennon 4. The original cast of SNL

fully thought i hallucinated this motherfucker. he needs to be held accountable for the trauma he caused. cancel this man.

cinematic parallels

three albums of equal importance

This will mean the deaths of some of your disabled friends & peers. Please care enough to speak up for us.

yesterday i got a fortune cookie with no fortune inside. am i going to die

is this anything

god, they're rebooting everything these days, even paranoia of potential nuclear war with the russians is back. don't they know we're sick of 80s nostalgia? smh

It’s hilarious that Chili’s has a “guiltless grill” menu. Dude, if I felt guilt I wouldn’t be in a Chili’s

I once had a roommate who tried to lock me out of the room and threaten me into doing all the chores. My current roommate's favorite album is The Big Day by Chance the Rapper. I can't decide which is worse

happy anniversary to my second son youtu.be/iLbn-5o6TiU?...

even though corporations basically control every aspect of the internet, progressive still makes youtube ads that look like this