it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world

Tfw you want to watch a movie but it isn’t on the 37 different streaming apps you are subscribed to

I think this has been one of the toughest parts of the Trump era, there’s just so many crises that you can’t remember what happened a week ago. Reminds me of South Park when they said “shit” once uncensored, the FCC banned it, so instead they decided to say “shit” 200 times in the ep and it was fine

Pretty wild how many times Epstein appears in the Trump files

I’m sure @mrrickygervais.bsky.social is tweeting up a storm against the US president… right?

The Epstein class is even more depraved than the most jaded among us thought. It's not an exaggeration to say it's a pedophile rapist torture cannibal billionaire cult. These people must be defeated and locked up for life.

Pretty funny most MAGAts aren’t even bringing up Bill Gates rn because it draws attention to #Epstein & their cult leader

This seems to be the issue,lack if guts. No idea why though.

Tom Morello live in Minneapolis

The "case" against Don Lemon was rejected by multiple judges, yet he was arrested anyway for being a thorn in the side of the criminal Trump regime. This is an all out war on the constitution and the 1st amendment. All free speech warriors on the right have been unmasked as utter frauds and fascists

This is why the Boss is my GOAT. With respect to others like Dylan, Springsteen never stopped in his fight for the people.

There’s a lot of ON panic going around but one question I have: what’s really the difference between ON & the Nats? #Auspol

Think the past couple weeks have proven that this was the right call by Albo. Coalition has since broken up and back to regular programming re: Ley being ousted. Ultimate reverse uno card played #Auspol

Katy Perry outdoing Taylor Swift is unbelievably embarrassing for Taylor

This is about 150 million Americans right now

Billie Eilish shares new Instagram stories regarding ICE: “hey my fellow celebrities u gonna speak up? or”

If only there were journalists who could figure out what the truth is

We used to joke that MAGA would defend Trump nuking Greenland. It's not a joke they absolutely would. Would (maybe) take a few days to a week but they would all get on the same page. These are fascist, terrorist, death cult demons. If you can't acknowledge that you're part of the problem.

What a massive cunt

I still sometimes see accounts on here saying stuff like “omg can you believe THIS happened to me over on X/Twitter?!” *posts photo of a bunch of Nazi comments* My answer: Yes, yeah definitely I can.

It’s his “strategy” of bowing out because things have got too insane (yes even for him). He’ll just pretend that he conquered Greenland and then no one will talk about it again

No you don't understand, Trump asked who was "bored of peace?"

This has been the longest week so far.

Man Mondays suck for a public holiday. #ChangetheDate to the third Friday in Jan so we can properly enjoy ourselves. (I realise this would mean last Friday was Aus day but how much better would that be??) #Auspol

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

Good response from Albo after the pathetic gotcha from Sussssan. wtf has the LNP done about antisemitism the past decade?! #Auspol

I’ve been wondering for 10 years if this hellscape timeline has been retribution for my Cronulla Sharks finally winning the premiership in October 2016. #Auspol

Pour one out for Murdoch spending his whole Christmas trying to get these numbers closer #Auspol

Gotta admit - Tim Walz has been kind’ve a disappointment since the moment he was chosen for the VP slot. What is this rubbish?? #Democrats

Holy shit if he's this soft don't ever give him a moment's rest in public

I'm sorry to be cynical here but.......Extreme doubt. Australian politicians, for instance, could simply choose to stop using a child abuse material factory as a comms channel but they have not. If they're simply too sad and pathetic to do something simple and costless, how will they do a ban?

So 53-47 and this was *before* Albo announced the RC. #Auspol

Look, a waste of time & money, but politically speaking; it gets it behind him. Ley & Murdoch were gonna drag this all the way to 2028. #Auspol

Man, Aus Cricket can’t just be done for the summer like that, can it? So badly need the tri-series back 😔 #Ashes

So MCG pitches ruined two 5-0 whitewashes for us both in this series and 2017-18 #Ashes

Lol umpire fucked up by calling it leg byes and it costed England a review. Beautiful to see. #Ashes

You seriously have to question why any elected official still remains on that site.

Webster just makes the lineup feel so much more stable. Going forward I’d play him at 6 with Carey back to 7, keep it simple #Ashes

By far the best test in the series. Give Sydney all 5 tests next year. #Ashes

See Uzzie, this coulda been you but you switched to becoming a Queenslander. Silly mistakes. #Ashes

Ta lads #Ashes

We called this in November

Seeing that classic Head-Marnus partnership here #Ashes

Why did Marnus bail on his leggies? We’ve got plenty of medium pace snoozey bowing already #Ashes

Nothing less than 2 centuries in the Aussie lineup when we bat will be acceptable #Ashes

Sheez we’ve so badly missed Cummins, Lyon and Hazlewood this series. #Ashes