When the snow keeps canceling your league but now your ball handling it a habit.

Local weather reports talking about this snowstorm like

Honestly this made me laugh and I love it

Okay I love Braids

She’s ready to do something stupid. Deck name: Braids and Confused manabox.app/decks/AZtmME...

Me: Alright, we’re going back to only swimming one day a week so we can do more weights and give my shoulder a rest. Also me: I forgot everything but my bathing suit.

A few weeks ago, someone told me that I got upset constantly when we would game, which was a complete surprise to me, as I'd never been upset. I apologized, I felt awful, it fucked me up. Anyways, after working it out, he removed me from all social contacts. It healed me. Nerds are weird.

MtG rules lawyers, the world needs you: The firdoch core is an artifact with changeling, which makes it all creature types. Would this count towards the destined warrior’s party, even as an artifact? I’ve already received clarification that with Li and Lo that it would still receive +1 counters.

Planning my birthday and having the most perfect text exchange

For pride, Wizards is doing a commander event where you can play with any two legal commanders as partners. My top contenders so far wouldn’t they be adorable together

My favorite local Grindr profile this week an 18 year old child holding a white claw with a look on his face like he’s the biggest badass. Go get them, you ferocious chihuahua of a man.

Being invited for a night out unprompted could fix me

Man, kudos to American conservatives. I never once listened to Malicious Rabbit but now I am and it’s a vibe.

The good news: I have never been hit on more in my life. The bad news: a drunk otter broke my favorite necklace.

There’s something kind of whimsical about seeing a mini fridge at the bar with Red Bull and poppers in it.

Going out look. Yay or nay?

I decided to make a group hug deck. But I want it to be Mario Party.

Feels kind of ironic that service workers and laborers get derided as “unskilled” work when the entire office sector now needs ChatGPT to send a fucking email.

Me: I am doing fine. Also me: I gained a pound and therefore am going to emotionally implode. Lastly, me: I should go dancing tonight I wanna feel pretty

For no apparent reason, my brain has @bookslap.bsky.social saying the phrase “eat hot chip and lie” stuck in it. I don’t know if I’ve even heard him say it that.

Unintentionally contemplative selfie

Even the internet's favorite dog account calls out Ring video cameras what they are: Mass surveillance.

So, while I also think this whole steal-your-face-for-discord thing sucks, are there legitimately other options? From what I understand it's because of legislation and not just for funsies.

Yesterday I told a local acquaintance about the whole sexual-harassment-of-my-partner thing last night and he first assured me it was fine because the guy (who invited my partner to a sex party) was asexual. And then that I should just ignore it because that’s what gays are like. Ew.

I’m officially spending money I should be saving on it it’s a hobby now

Hey cuties! Remember when we were doing our Quistis Polycule run? Let's get back into Disc 3! Twitch.tv/affectorofchange

I wasn’t paying attention so did the March Hare win the Stanley Cup or whatever

On Friday, I was in the sauna at the gym, when a bunch of guys got into talking about how streamers and people who watch them are losers because what kind of people spend all their time watching kids games anyways we’re so excited for football this Sunday

The snow canceled my magic game so I guess we’ll stream? twitch.tv/fahrenspite

Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level

We just raised $500,000 for @translifeline.org. If we can raise just $60k more before 10am tomorrow, we will have broken last year's record. Thank you to everyone showing our love and support for the trans community. When we gather together, we make MAGIC. Donate--> give.translifeline.org/tcc

J.D. Vance was booed so badly at the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony that even the announcers commented on it. “There is the Vice President J.D. Vance and his wife Usha—OOP, those are not… uh… those are a lot of boos for him. Whistling, jeering, some applause.”

As someone who is a huge supporter of affectionate belly rubbing, I still can’t fathom the idea of telling a random dude “I wanna see your big belly.” It will never not feel fetish-y. Bonus points for dudes saying it to me when my profiles explicitly say I’m not into that.

This is at my gym should I do this instead of cardio

Fan lady go brrr

I’m playing overwatch what am I doing with my life twitch.tv/fahrenspite

Why are nerds like this

Is it a positive or a negative to emotionally buy protein shakes in bulk? Asking for a friend.

Romance isn’t dead

Work is dumb but at least it’s cozy on the couch.

Blizzard: We've decided to pretend we love you for a little while. Congrats though, Overwatch girlies, you've deserved the love.

I found a bottle of poppers in the sauna at the gym today. So someone had a good workout.

How am I supposed to stream ranked Marvel Rivals like this

These are pretty amazing and I need them.

"I bet there's some magic closet you walk into and come out better looking." "It's called the gym."

I realized today that in defiance of 30+ years of introvert behavior, I’ve been feeling sullen and grumpy because I haven’t been going out and socializing lately. And that’s kinda weird. (And maybe because the world is a trash fire)