Yesterday’s load is today’s post. I couldn’t think of anything witty. #princealbert #pierced #cum #jackoff

My dick looks way fatter here than I actually think it is. #pierced #princealbert #cockring

Freshly showered. #nakey

The energy I bring to Bluesky (honestly, everywhere)

#princealbert #pierced

Pierced fatty. Should be in a nice, warm hole. #princealbert #pierced

I looked like fucking sherbet. I was delicious and refreshing.

Y’all…these are so good

Getchu somebody who will make you tacos and fudge brownies and clean up after themself.

Oh, I got a new car a few weeks ago. I love it. 2022 mini cooper S

I’m not nakey but my tiddies are still out

Dad made pickles…in his underwear

This is who runs this account.

Round two for labels. Oops. Going on a trip and need a cheap travel toothbrush? These kid ones work just fine

Today’s shirt choice. I love it

Negative self talk creates the framework for failure

It’s a hard drive today.

And today I look less than 45. Weird.

Today, I look every bit 45 years old. I feel it.

Don’t ask people to follow you. It’s tacky. Especially when there’s been no interaction first. When you’re politely rebuffed, don’t be a bitch about it. Or do. But at least he blocked me. I also won’t name and shame. While this behavior is childish, I’m not typically a fan of doing that.

This might look like a fucked up pancake, but it’s cheese.

#fcf #princealbert

My own contribution to FCF. #fcf #princealbert

Rough day yesterday and a rough night of sleep make for a blah morning. At least I was able to shower at work.

If you can't swallow, just choke.

I love seeing butts. They’re so pretty 😍😍🥵🥵

Passion fruit seeds look so neat!

Girl, read the books. Just sit near them. Go into used bookstores and huff the written poppers.

I’m about to paint an accent wall. Featuring last night’s dishes in the kitchen. I’m in my underwear.

This blessed Fat Cock Friday #fcf

I’m not cranky. I just look like I am

I love having a moustache, but I have to say it’s like kissing through a paintbrush.

Yummy beefy daddy is tired. Happy Pride, y’all.

PSA for everyone who does not work in or has never worked in the service industry. The people taking care of you are servers, not servants. Be kind to them, be thankful, be gracious. If your part of the world tips, please tip. It’s hard work and kindness is amazing and makes a difference.

Good night

This meal blessed by Saint Cholula. Amen.

Also, Mrs Renfro’s salsa fucking slaps

Tequila, peach schnapps, OJ, nakey cooking. 🥰🥰🥰

Guinness in the shower. #showerbeer

1. I made sandwiches for some scruffy dude. The owner’s bf was talking to me and said, “that’s Paul Rudd!” And I was honestly nonplused by that fact. He was very nice. 2. A regular from a record label came in for lattes with this blonde girl named Margaret. I’m 99% positive it was Taylor Swift.

How YOU doin?

Card sorting. Donald Duck style. Also my thighs look nice here. #pierced #princealbert

7 PM CST, having some #magicthegathering unboxing tonight. I got a collector booster box of both Final Fantasy and Dragonstorm. Do I open both tonight? idk my bff terra #finalfantasy #mtg #dragonstorm #finalfantasty www.twitch.tv/celtic079

Don’t apologize for needing fresh nuggets just to cum.