Shower time.

Left Hand Brewing Co: milk stout nitro is 🥵🥵🥵 #showerbeer

Riding hubby’s fat dick after we took a shower together. Good times.

I’m about to get lifted on what is basically kimchi jjigae with chicken soup

I’m flattered that y’all like my weiner

Thought I posted this but guess not lol It was my own FCF. #fcf #fatcock

Bubble baths and Bellinis ftw!!

I love sucking dick. I also found over the past year that I love getting painted in a guy’s load. Also, when I think of or read “goat” or “throat goat”, my brain says it like Space Ghost. #throatgoatcoasttocoast

Me and who???

#pierced #princealbert #throughthefly

All Hallow’s Treat is so fucking good.

Spotted in the wild. I love it.

A little xhamster and 💦💦 #princealbert #pierced

90 day PREP clinic appointments because I’m a responsible whore. If you’re sexually active at all, tested regularly, kids. Nashville, Memphis, Louisville, and soon to be Chattanooga all have a fabulous clinic.

It’s a hard cock life #pierced #princealbert

I can’t hear you because I’m in the car listening to Kidz Bop

All I’ll post of my costume lol

Because I relish in my weirdness

Cheers, queers!🍸🍸

Bath time Gibson ftw!!

Chiminea weiners. No lie, Time & Tide Cabernet goes pretty damn well with hotdogs lololol

Papardelle in pesto. It’s so good

High Noon vodka iced tea is so good! #showerbeer

What a nice, hot bath. I need a nice, hot man to join me.

Yesterday’s load is today’s post. I couldn’t think of anything witty. #princealbert #pierced #cum #jackoff

My dick looks way fatter here than I actually think it is. #pierced #princealbert #cockring

Freshly showered. #nakey

The energy I bring to Bluesky (honestly, everywhere)

#princealbert #pierced

Pierced fatty. Should be in a nice, warm hole. #princealbert #pierced

I looked like fucking sherbet. I was delicious and refreshing.

Y’all…these are so good

Getchu somebody who will make you tacos and fudge brownies and clean up after themself.

Oh, I got a new car a few weeks ago. I love it. 2022 mini cooper S

I’m not nakey but my tiddies are still out

Dad made pickles…in his underwear

This is who runs this account.

Round two for labels. Oops. Going on a trip and need a cheap travel toothbrush? These kid ones work just fine

Today’s shirt choice. I love it

Negative self talk creates the framework for failure

It’s a hard drive today.

And today I look less than 45. Weird.

Today, I look every bit 45 years old. I feel it.

Don’t ask people to follow you. It’s tacky. Especially when there’s been no interaction first. When you’re politely rebuffed, don’t be a bitch about it. Or do. But at least he blocked me. I also won’t name and shame. While this behavior is childish, I’m not typically a fan of doing that.

This might look like a fucked up pancake, but it’s cheese.

#fcf #princealbert

My own contribution to FCF. #fcf #princealbert

Rough day yesterday and a rough night of sleep make for a blah morning. At least I was able to shower at work.