Awake and ready to party

Bath done. Hot wet dad.

Bathtime is best time. Equally so to snack time.

Your did it!

If you have weiner dogs and put antlers on them, please call them weindeer

Wash that thang

2/2 Saturday Morning Strokes with the hubby. This is hubby’s fatty.

1/2 Saturday Morning Strokes with the hubby. This is me

It’s a day for Mr. Kitty!

Feels like it’s been a min. Some #fcf for those who celebrate. #piercedcock #princealbert

That load. #piercedcock #princealbert

It was a quick one too. I think I came in like 2 minutes. #piercedcock #princealbert

Haircut. I honestly don’t think I have ever looked more daddy

Cheesecake. Vanilla. Meyer Lemon. Lime.

I love my pink shorts #bulge

My holy trinity is Fuck, Marry, Kill.

This #FCF inspired by @ajxfit.bsky.social #piercedcock #princealbert

If you ever take a picture of yourself and think you aren’t anything worth posting or sharing, you are. Don’t gaslight yourself into obscurity.

Showered. Curled. Fabulous.

Idk what I am. But world bear day or something. I’ll slide in.

Hard and fat. #piercedcock #princealbert

Having a hard morning.

It is thick. For those who just learned what #fcf means xoxo

Fuck this shit. All of it.

Some mcm goodtimes. #mcm

I have the alien one. It’s bigger than it looks i also have the predator one. Does this make me a monster fucker? www.fleshlight.com/collections/...

That thyme is the first one grew it successfully. It was actually grocery store thyme lol The green bottle is rosemary. It was a piece from Rosemary I got in a little plastic bundle at the grocery store. The trio is passion flower I grew from seed...also from a grocery store passion fruit

Y’all, stop it with the fucking “no women” bullshit. I tend to block accounts like that. Do better. Just be glad someone wants to see your ass at all.

For those of you who like it wet. #pa #piercedcock #princealbert #piss

Some #fcf for your fancy.

Because you are

Most recent deck. She’s still a work in progress, but in a good position archidekt.com/decks/206054...

Clean teefs!

Hotdogs on buns toasted with butter. Taco beef, onion, shredded Colby, cilantro, lime. Also drinking Shiner Bock

I wanna tell you how handsome you are while your hole is riding my moustache

Honestly this made me laugh and I love it

My weiner and meeeee

Melinda’s ily ❤️🌶️❤️

☺️☺️☺️

This filter is funny but still

Showers are made for drankin

🌹🍋🍸

I clean up alright.

About to play with my seed

QOTD: He’s old enough that he’s more clank than ratchet

Gormeh Sabzi ftw. It’s so good!!

Today’s shirt.

Fresh cut. I’m feelin pretty 💅🏻🥰