I know tidal better stop fu*kin playing with me!

Messed around and peeked at twitter and….

Typical abuser tactic

I ain’t had nothing to say until today 😂

I’m sorry but a 2.5% cost of living increase is simply not enough when rent gets raised by 10% every year. Not to mention food and gas increases.

I got an email from student aid this morning saying there was an update to my account. I thought it was THE email y’all. Turns out I just need to recertify 😭

Me and my mom went to a comedy show and when she was spotted by the comedian he started calling her abuela and singing to her in Spanish, assuming she was Mexican. If you know me, you know why that’s funny on so many levels 😭

Whew I love me a passionate man

Rewatching The Game and wow. Melanie is annoying

I can’t believe my mom has came and gone already. My apt is too quiet. I miss her 😞

What dark wizardry is this

Looking for a new spot used to be vibes, now it’s like trying to meet the requirements for a secret society. Proof of income, no pets, 12 years of rental history, and an essay on ‘Why I Deserve a Roof.’ I’m TIRED. 🫠

Maturing is realizing every time you reference something from the 90’s, it’s actually from the early 2000’s

Lol latto said the shark boot was played out and Givenchy said hold my purse

I just feel like brands who have been rolling back DEI policies shouldn’t be so quick to hop on these MUSTAAAARD trends-

I’m so sad. Jesus be a miracle 😭

tell drake. i want him to know it was me. i played that shit 837283 times

I’m dead tired…like too tired to do anything but I feel guilty about resting so I can’t fall asleep. What a conundrum

this is literally what it feels like to have astigmatism

Then pheromones be hittin

Yes oh my gosh 😭

Turbulence on the skyline is hilarious

Took a while but I think I finally understand what Missy meant when she said “take my thong off and my tail go BOOM”

It’s cold boots

PDA.. lots of it😉

I love to see it🖤

Still can’t get over “baldy” being an insult of biblical proportions 😂 it may have had a different meaning but I still crack up

Shout out to whoever decided to bring the Mac and cheese this year bc auntie is tired

Me: selling something on offer up for $800 Offer: can I buy your item for $300? Please kma

I must be on the “right” side of blueskee bc I ain’t even seen no Kia drama lol

I'm on this couch😂

Be aware

My bed and I go together real bad

I took a couple days off and now I’m lost on here 😭

What latto say? 👂🏾

Cracks me up every time 😭

Chile bravo con tickets being >$600 for EACH DAY?! I’ll never make it 😞 yall do give always? @bravo

I was driving the other night and I asked myself “why do they make lights like this when it makes it so hard to see!?” And then it hit me, it’s my astigmatism 😭

Whew. Not feeling Heather this season. Baby got a little skinnty and don’t know how to ack

My mom gets here next week and I could not be more excited. I miss her so much.

So them 42 monkeys still loose? Just roaming around with (potential) active viruses?

The way my heart jumped

Bang bang bang. Skeet skeet skeet

Even before I completely stopped celebrating christmas I told everyone to stop getting me gifts (it made me uncomfortable). I’m glad I set that in motion a long time ago bc baby in this economy?! This year would’ve for dayum sho been the start

Yes. I think I swim better than I walk