In the middle of Target with a NyQuil hangover and a hangover hangover with no idea why I'm here, just holding on to a Starbucks latte like it's the only thing between this realm and the next. I think I came for bread.

Finch says Merry Christmas

The people who adopted one of my foster dogs sent me a letter yesterday, telling me that the dog is such a part of their life now that they can't imagine life without him. They included treats for my dog and earrings she had made. My ears aren't pierced, but there's no reason to tell her that. ❤️🐕

Living in the mountains is pretty good

Almost every time I have to do something unpleasant and responsible, I reward myself with the double taco combo and free chips and salsa at La Carreta.

Finch is having a good day

I'm going to die if one of the many job interviews I've attended don't go ahead and drug test me already

real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh

12 years of marriage means your spouse gets to spend an entire evening absolutely refusing to admit that there is a difference between "mushy" and "soft"

If you're wondering what it's like to have #ADHD: earlier today I made Winter Spice Blend tea and then proceeded to spend two and a half hours wondering why the fuck I kept smelling apple cinnamon next to the couch.

Have you ever read a book that is so overwhelmingly engrossing that you have to take mental health breaks? 🪐📚

Ugh I just learned a share a birthday with Kash Patel. I feel like I'm morally obligated to build a time machine now

post something random or you'll have an awful December

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

That's every day for me though

The candied cranberries that were going to be my contribution for Thanksgiving meal that starts in two hours

Got my Tuesday Video candle from @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social. The box it came in is gorgeous and I haven't gotten a new tattoo in at least a year so...

Update:

When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health

I woke up depressed as fuck today but the woman who adopted one of my former foster dogs just told me that they can't see his ribs anymore 💔

Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!

There are so many leaves on the ground that I lost my path walking through the woods, but my dog sat down and refused to move until I admitted that one of us needed to be in charge of this situation and it wasn't me

I have known death all my life. I fear it, of course. But it is familiar. Death is a stray dog I have taken in and fed—not because I love it but because I don’t want it biting me out of hunger. 💙📚 🪐💙

It's crazy how there's ever encroaching fascism and also I still have to wash the dishes

Me taking a selfie to see if I could pull off an impromptu video call 🤣😭😭😭

This is the job application to work at Sheetz except not Sheetz one of the other ones that's basically Sheetz I swear to fucking god this is why nObOdY wAnTs tO WoRk AnYmOrE

America should be illegal. I bet these are delicious.

I'll never forget the time when I asked a guy who only ever ate fried foods if he had ever eaten a vegetable and he said "yeah I love potatoes"

Everyone say hi to Belle. She claims to be three years old. I'm going to need to see some paperwork.

THE FOSTER DOG HAS FOUND HIS FOREVER HOME!

"A few stagnant years went by, during which he made halfhearted attempts at starting different collections (coins, China, friends), dabbled in hypochondria, tried to develop an enthusiasm for horses, and failed to become a dandy. Time became a constant itch." ❤️📚

Being a democratic in Virginia rn

When you voted for Abigail Spanberger but you also voted for Tim Kaine

In the ocean, if a big wave is approaching but it's too shallow to dive underneath it, you turn sideways so you don't absorb the blow with your knees. This is also true at doggie daycare.

I like election sign season because now I know which locally owned businesses I'm never going to use

The random number generator on my TBR list has decided to just fuck me all up ❤️📚 And I mean I JUST had to help prepare a dog to cross the Rainbow Bridge so great thanks TBR RNG

Finch says please adopt the fucking foster husky so he get some goddamn peace and quiet cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...

You can adopt your own furry sproing by going to cvrrescue.rescuegroups.org/animals/deta...

POV getting my foster husky out of his room

I'm helping groom an old lady dog so she'll feel pretty when she crosses the rainbow bridge 🫂

New pill delivery system just dropped

Apparently I was trying to convince the surgeon to come meet the foster husky. Can't stop won't stop.

I am fostering the dumbest dog in the world I stg

I was really torn on whether or not to bring my foster husky to the No Kings really wearing his little Adopt Me vest. I left him at home though because he would have stolen the show. So there's still an 11 month old #husky in #lynchburg VA that needs a home!

I takes exactly one Freebird to get from the library to my apartment.

Lynchburg No Kings Rally @indivisiblelyh.bsky.social

My dog demands that I publicly confess to eating my entire sandwich without any assistance

I'm trying to read The Final Architecture series by Adrian Tchaikovsky. I love space operas, so I should love this series. Except the books have about 30 named characters with absolutely zero defining characteristics in a six-way political showdown and idk how tf I'm supposed to follow any of this.

AI will never take my professional dog-wrangling job (I say confidently while scrubbing pee off the wall).

Neglect is also abuse. Shortly after the groom was done, she started bleeding from the chest just from removing the fur that was matted into the skin