I ugly cried for the entirety of the final four Colbert episodes. What a brilliant, kind, empathetic, generous, joyous, and talented man. A national treasure. Ellison and Trump are cowards who deserve every bit of derision he served them and more.

I had more books than shelves and my husband had more pokemon cards than binders, so we both rectified our lack of storage and spent the day arranging our respective joys into rows and columns and admiring the results.

Uninstalled Rocket Money after it told me how spoiled my dog is.

My husband is insisting that middle schoolers are more likely to know Sweet Caroline than Seven Nation Army. Y'all.

Not trying to be controversial or anything, but I fully support kicking the absolute shit out of people who throw rocks at animals. www.surfer.com/news/tourist...

My favorite hobby is walking around the house trying to find a singular pair of reading glasses that I buy in bulk.

I asked my mom if she had any mother's day plans and she said, "No, Dad has malaria and I'm going furniture shopping tomorrow" Anyway, enjoy your normal, socially stable families.

#Adhd locker

Exsorcise. Like jogging and whatnot.

What word is your spelling nemesis? This is a safe space.

I've said this before and I'm sure I'll say it again: The reason that people think that kids can outgrow ADHD is because girls don't get diagnosed and men offload their cognitive tasks onto their wives. www.npr.org/2026/04/21/n...

Look, I know we all have a lot going on. But "Noisome" means and offensive odor and we can't just sit here and accept that.

The middle school kids reacted to a fire alarm on Friday with more uniformity and speed than the Secret Service with the president.

My dog has fallen asleep on my feet. My toe is itchy. There is no solution to this.

Estate Sale #bookhaul #booksky

My favorite thing about estate sale books -- besides $1 books, oc -- is the surprise miscellany that they carry. Did you know the Philadelphia Orchestra has trading cards? Or that violinist Richard Amoroso's favorite book is Where The Wild Things Are? #booksky

State: Do you have a 1095-A? Me: I don't think so? State: Your tax return has been rejected. Submit your 1095-A.

This is Louis, one of the many dogs rescued by the @15outof10.org. This picture is going to be my entire week. Louis was saved by proceeds of their merch. You should buy some.

My coworker listens to audiobooks while she works, so we'll be sitting there in dead silence and then all of a sudden, "Girl, I TOLD you not to trust your grandfather, that man ain't right." 😭

We've had to go down to giving the kids 3/4 servings of breakfast and lunch. Meanwhile, the only thing city council cares about is the transgenderism agenda and how far away abortion clinics (that we definitely don't have) have to be away from churches.

Immigration is delicious

A 13 yo asked me if I was going to be a lunch lady for the rest of my life. Yes.

Another tooth has died. My detail hygiene is faultless. I have spent tens of thousands of dollars on dentistry. I just have shitty genes. And another one of my teeth will need to be pulled, for another $1k, and at the end of it I will have less than half of my original teeth. I'm going to cry.

Fondant mockery of life

yooo, this energy is like a jar of pickles that ain’t quite sealed right—chaotic but real. let’s get weird and hilarious, the world needs more unhinged vibes fr!

watching a complication of AI slop, I inadvertently paused it mid-transition. I think it's apt.

I'm having a real "need the Adderall in order to get out of bed" morning and the Adderall is out in the car.

My phone says its location was "Happyland Lake," which definitely does not exist. Except I looked it up and "a popular African-American recreation spot during the mid-1900s, featuring boat rides, dancing, dining, but the lake is now drained" and is now my apartment complex

There are a lot of things legitimately wrong with the world but I also just paid $13 for a tuberculosis test, which is a requirement for my job and highly preferable to a miserable death.

Remember when Tim Walz was going to be our dad? Growing up fatherless, I desperately wanted someone just like Tim Walz in my life.

Time for my monthly pep talk that I'm far from the first woman in history to be stuck between a loveless marriage and poverty, and I shan't be the last

The sunlights differ, but there is only one darkness.

In the middle of Target with a NyQuil hangover and a hangover hangover with no idea why I'm here, just holding on to a Starbucks latte like it's the only thing between this realm and the next. I think I came for bread.

Finch says Merry Christmas

The people who adopted one of my foster dogs sent me a letter yesterday, telling me that the dog is such a part of their life now that they can't imagine life without him. They included treats for my dog and earrings she had made. My ears aren't pierced, but there's no reason to tell her that. ❤️🐕

Living in the mountains is pretty good

Almost every time I have to do something unpleasant and responsible, I reward myself with the double taco combo and free chips and salsa at La Carreta.

Finch is having a good day

I'm going to die if one of the many job interviews I've attended don't go ahead and drug test me already

real missed opportunity calling it immaculate conception when holy fuck was right there smdh

12 years of marriage means your spouse gets to spend an entire evening absolutely refusing to admit that there is a difference between "mushy" and "soft"

If you're wondering what it's like to have #ADHD: earlier today I made Winter Spice Blend tea and then proceeded to spend two and a half hours wondering why the fuck I kept smelling apple cinnamon next to the couch.

Have you ever read a book that is so overwhelmingly engrossing that you have to take mental health breaks? 🪐📚

Ugh I just learned a share a birthday with Kash Patel. I feel like I'm morally obligated to build a time machine now

post something random or you'll have an awful December

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.