“but what if ur fav celebrity is in the epstein files??” if weird al yankovic is in those files i will eat my own foot.

big blunt waiting for me @ home 😮‍💨

todays my abusive exs birthday and im about to make $1000 while he sits in jail 🤡 we love to see it.

going to see the lady i clean for today and she needs me to do some extra stuff and yall... this womans about to give me $1000 for this 👁️👄👁️

“brown eyes are ugly” oh ya?? then explain this …

someone sent me pictures of my yearbook from my senior year of high school (which i have never laid eyes on despite it being over a decade ago) and all it did was make me realize how much i actually was disliked by everyone, staff included, and now i’m just sad.

i hate moving i hate moving i hate moving i hate moving.

dont get me wrong. i love memes and meme culture but it really has ruined this world.

people who start arguments online then have the audacity to say “haha im not reading that” pmo. girl grow the fuck up fr plz. u dumb bitch.

nighttime in the winter when its so quiet all you can hear is the cold wind and its a little spooky? yeah those are my vibes.

hi loves. sry ive been mia again. lots of things have happened and we have to move and i am terrified about what this means. idk how active ill be for a while but ily 🖤🖤

when u think u’ve been out of weed for a couple weeks and then ur bf decides to check his keef container 🤡

my babies 🖤🥹

pluto will always be a planet to me, i care not for man's rules

“but what if ur fav celebrity is in the epstein files??” if weird al yankovic is in those files i will eat my own foot.

wrapped was a little weird this year

cinnamon bread? yes plz 🤤

i just checked it again before i left to pick j up from work and its already doubled 😎 def will be ready when i get home 🙂‍↕️

b r ë å d

eating the last of the bread i made last night while i make the dough for another loaf. this is peak for me i think.

j: why are u crying?? me: im watching a video of people giving their dogs chocolate before they get put to sleep!!! j: …turn it off 😭😭😭

call me a thief bc i wanna do this. give me a number beeches.

i shouldve just fucking taken the job at fedex atp. i swear its always something.

“we’re gonna start you on the first but we’re not going to tell you that you need to get fingerprinting done until that day and you have to have it done before you start so actually just kidding you can start on the 15th” please i am on the verge of being evicted. i cannot wait longer for a paycheck

maybe a lil too much flour but ykw? this shit looks bomb af idec.

its in the oven rn. im scared 😬

maybe its just been forever since ive done a physical but since when do we have to change into a gown??? yall couldve told me this yesterday so i would know to fuckin wear underwear 😒

we're the children of the worms you couldn't put on a string

dont forget everything is made up and nothing is real!!!

chihiro 🌺✨💖 [ #art ]

not me paying off novembers rent on dec 1 :’) we’re getting there guys. slowly but surely. 😭

i wish i could just go everywhere in my sweats and sports bra. i hate real clothes.

so far inky one of the kittens doesnt have a home. someone tell me i cant take three kittens. bc im about to

its been snowing all day and all i can think about are the poor animals stuck outside in this ☹️

The second most powerful Magic: The Gathering card of all time just dropped.

and its still snowing 🥲

j is downloading fortnite on his pc for me since my ps controller wont charge 🥹🥰

this prolly shows my age but idc but ive been getting j into smosh and im so glad i finally have someone to talk to about them

feelin real yappy tonight

the urge to pack up my car my animals and j & just disappear is so real

im about to start selling feet pics atp. who wont sum???

we went to thanksgiving at j's sisters house yesterday and i just stood back in awe at how not dysfunctional they are. 😭 like damn, this is what it's like to have a family function with no one screaming and no cops? i could get used to this.

i love my friends & if ur a mootie then that means ur my friend & that means i love u 🖤🖤

dont forget everything is made up and nothing is real!!!

i just wanna smoke :(

how to make 100k without leaving my house

🧵 Daily Tarot! Today we pulled the Four of Wands reversed, and wow… this card brings a soft but meaningful message. You might notice something feeling “off” around you, whether it’s at home, with friends, or within your own sense of stability.

I like being screamed at… in music form.