broken espresso machine 😔😔 (my reality this morning and im still really upset about it)

got a new cup yesterday that i was SO excited to use for iced coffee. woke up this morning, got everything set up to make my coffee only to find out my nephew tried making coffee last night and put espresso grounds into the water tank.

j: she just has a really hot voice in this song me: my love, this is noah sebastian… j: 👁️👄👁️ ….he has a really hot voice in this song. 😂😂

watching gangsters dance and sing to hailey williams will always be my favorite

found a couple suspicious bumps on gizmo last night and i dont have money to take him to the vet. im actually going to lose my fucking mind. i dont even know what to do rn. im so distraught

just saw someone say “cops arent pigs bc pigs are intelligent” and i am cackling lmfao

guys give me movie recommendations. j and i have exhausted all of our favorites.

ig im just playing the “how many jobs can i go through in this specific amount of time” game. anyway i got an interview tomorrow.

how do yall do boring ass jobs all day? i literally just walk in circles for 10 hours looking for stuff (thats never actually anywhere of course) and i feel like im gonna lose my mind. i. need. stimulation. PLEASE.

this just in: night shift worker goes to a day shift job and now wants to commit sewerslide plz put me out of my misery i am begging.

i just wanna crawl in a hole. im so tired of feeling like this.

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is it hot in this building or am i getting sick???

time to be anxious for the next three days bc inspections are today and i need to know if im being evicted or not 🙃

ive worked in a few different factories but this one by far is the dumbest. bc wdym the forklift drivers just put product wherever and i have go find it wtf???

i lost a few followers so im steady at 420. no one follow or unfollow me ever plz

had the pleasure of introducing j to old gregg last night. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ you ever drank baileys from a shoe???

me: i need to go change im tired of wearing these clothes j: *literally rips my pants off me in the middle of the kitchen* me: uhhh okay then.

i miss amazon in the way that i was alone all day but i dont in literally every other way.

doing dishes in my computer chair bc my feet hurt fuck off

please remember that making a new email is a very simple process, and that anyone saying harmful, un-American, and/or disgraceful things online must remember that their words can get them fired. freedom of speech, not freedom from consequences. 😄

i wish conservatives would just finally admit they hate anything that isnt a straight white male. just admit it. we all fucking know. own your shit or shut the fuck up.

dont worry gizmo, i also am in a bad mood until i get peanut butter.

thank fuck i'm not who i used to be. that bitch was not right in the head

im only 6 classes away from getting my bachelors but omg im so tired i wanna just give up. 😩

gm bsky. ig im a morning person now. if someone could kindly come put me out of my misery i will forever be in your debt.

it took me 8 hours in total to clean my kitchen, dining room, and bathroom saturday plus another 7.5 sunday to do the living room, hallway, and my bedroom. im so tired and if i did all of this for nothing and get evicted anyway im going to cry.

its like im being punished for having depression and ptsd rental companies go die plz

i need a time travel machine so i can warn little me

theres a lot i want to bitch ab rn but i cant so im just gonna bitch to j about it and get over it.

ⓘ this user is tired of this, grandpa

just spent four hours deep cleaning my kitchen and i still have a dining room, living room, bathroom, and my bedroom to do 😅 on the bright side, my nephews here and i put everyone to work helping me scrub these floors.🫡🫡

tell me something i dont know co-star

recreational lobotomies

if someone wants to come finish this thesis template for me ill give u a forehead kiss 🖤

tw: discussing weight and body image issues.🧵 i dont typically post about stuff like this bc i absolutely do not want to glorify skinny culture but i weighed myself and im finally under 200 lbs!! i have pcos and have been overweight since i hit puberty. losing weight is damn near impossible

told j ive been craving mcdonalds jalapeno burgers from 13 years ago so he made me some 🥹 im so lucky 😩😩

not me over here wanting to unfollow someone but not bc theyre a mootie only to find out they already unfollowed me 🤡 GOODBYE FOREVER UR CONSTANT TAYLOR SWIFT POSTS WERE FUCKING ANNOYING.

How it feels wishing humans had fucking empathy

breaks in 20 minutes?? imma go take a fifteen minute shit brb

teetering between a mental breakdown and a manic episode. i think j’s bout the only thing keeping me sane rn.

“if we dont get this done today we have to work tomorrow” YOU have to work tomorrow. i got shit to do to make sure i dont fucking get evicted.

guess who might have to move back in w her mom even tho she would rather gouge her fucking eyes out 😗✌🏻

rental companies are the devil and make me want to kms

im just gonna fucking off myself. im so tired of existing.

i stg if one more person says something about my face and the way i look im going to flip out

its not even 11 yet and i still have 5 1/2 hours. plz i just wanna go home 😭

got two men living in my house and im the one working. smh wtf is this shit????