i could really use a fatass blunt rn

welp we didnt get approved for the apartment bc of my “employment verification” which makes zero fucking sense to me considering i dont have a fucking job and wont be contributing money to the bills and they fucking knew that. but okay what the fuck ever.

april fools day? WRONG shartney marriage announcement anniversary.

ive had so many people tell me that its normal to hate your man when you’re pregnant but idk i fall more in love with j everyday he’s so attentive and good to me like how could i hate that perfect amazing man????

i love when we do discussion posts and you can CLEARLY see who put the prompt into chatgpt and just copied and pasted it. 😭

this girl better have as much hair as me with how much heartburn ive been having 😭😮‍💨

of course caseys has all my favorite energy drinks when i cant fuckin have them 🙄

i really fucking wish this damn app had private profiles. why are you people reposting my posts about my child?? stop it. i don’t fucking know you. if you’re a mootie that’s one thing but when you don’t even follow me??? go tf away.

call me naïve if u want but i will absolutely not be letting my child watch the same movie over and over and over and over again. no. absolutely not.

i’m actually so excited for willow to have cousins so close in age omg. like all of my siblings are done having kids and the youngest is 7 so if it werent for j’s sister and cousins willow would just be lonely 😭

christmas this year is gonna be crazy. j’s sister and his cousin are also pregnant. we gonna have 3 new babies this year 😭🖤

kinda lookin pregnant also kinda just lookin fat 🤷🏻‍♀️

i think its so funny that everyone probably thinks im the one that pays for everything bc i always pull my wallet out when in reality j just refuses to take his card away from me 😂😂

parents who dont let their kids do what they want with their hair are weird. wdym you wont let ur daughter have short hair bc shes a girl??? u suck dude.

why does it suddenly feel like everyone here hates me? am i just pregnant and emo???

he made it home!! sweet man is safe and warm with his family 🖤🖤

sweet baby is now with animal control. i really hope he has a microchip and they find his owners. he is very clearly loved.

its crazy to think a year ago j was scared of gizmo bc he was a big dog and now hes curled up asleep next to some giant dog he just met last night lmao. hes come so far 🥹 j was actually the one that got out of the car to save this baby from the freezing cold. im so in love with him 😭

this dog is so polite and sweet i wish i could keep him im obsessed 😭 i hope i can find out who his owners are so i can tell them how much im in love with their sweet man 🥺

my roommate has marcy and gizmo in his room while we have this sweetie in our room and this is the most well behaved dog i’ve ever met. he hasn’t barked once and is just laying in my bed sleeping 🥹

j and i found on dog on the way home from picking him up from work. this sweet boy is so very clearly loved and animal control doesnt open for another 4 hours so him and i will be camping out in my car until then. i think he got out during the storms earlier 😭

i got honor roll this term 🥹

i cant donate bc i dont work but if u can plz go help this sweet lady and her sweet baby 🥺🖤

I am sad to report that Cinnamon's hip is broken & he is in need of further surgery, which I cannot currently afford as a single mother of 2 (even with credit). I have created a gofundme if anybody would like to help support his medical needs & recovery at this time. Thank you🙏❤️‍🩹 gofund.me/2816b5541

people who throw fits over someone “stealing” their baby name are weird…

i swear its always something with these damn cars. i hate it here 😭

i keep having dreams of willow and i just want her here already

friendly reminder that if its not your pregnancy DONT FUCKING ANNOUNCE IT. j’s cousin told their gma about us having a baby and we were gonna surprise her on easter. im so sad now

love when i find out my “friend” has been talking shit about me and the fact that im pregnant. like this is why i dont have irl friends. fake as fuck.

moving this time around is going to suck…not for me because i can’t do anything since im pregnant but it’s gonna suck for j and our roommate lmao

god i just want a big fat blunt rn 😭

apple store is so stupid bc wdym i cant download a FREE game without adding a debit card to my account? i hate apple so fucking much. im switching back to android.

putting in an application for an apartment. please please PLEASE let us get approved. im so ready to be out of this house 😩

so my nephew’s biological dad has decided to start being in his life which is great, fantastic, love to see it. HOWEVER if his wife, gf, fiance, whatever tf she is does not watch what tf she says ab my sister in front of HER son i will absolutely go apeshit. you got me fucked up buddy

me: im gonna need new bras soon. this ones getting really tight j: uhhhh sorry for making ur boobs grow??? 😭😂

thank god for financial aid refunds. this bitch is gonna help us move 😭😭

j: go get mexican food today u deserve it and i know u want it me: i dont wanna spend ur money tho :( j: ur literally growing my daughter and u sit at home all day doing nothing. please go spend my money. brb sobbing 😭😭

Today’s gender is fuck

the worst part about being pregnant is the fact that its currently almost 80 out and i cant take the dogs for a walk bc gizmo is 63 lbs which is far too big for me to handle rn

crazy to get on fb for the first time in over a year just to see all the raging homophobic shit your sister shares. i hate it here

at this weird stage where i dont feel pregnant? like the only symptom i have rn is the fact that im exhausted but im used to that. also my tummy hurting after i eat but im also used to that. this is weird.

i swear if my mother says one more thing about willow’s name i’m going to flip the fuck out.

“oh sorry for waking you up” no youre not. if you were you’d walk your ass up the stairs to wake my nephew up instead of yelling up the stairs waking everyone else up in the process. and its not me you should apologize to, i can sleep anytime, its j who works until 3 in the goddamn morning.

marcy has a stuffed giraffe that she has fully ripped the head off of and gets stuffing all over the place and it drives me crazy but i cant bring myself to throw it away she loves it so much and shes so cute when she walks around carrying it in her mouth 🥹

went to caseys to get ranch corn nuts and all they had were the street corn ones and these mfs is GROSS im distraught 😫

my biggest cravings thus far is guacamole and ranch corn nuts. …not together tho. yuck.

o no ive joined the invalid handle club 😔

call me crazy but i truly believe j and i were meant to be and that willow is supposed to be here. its not a coincidence that my periods regulated themselves when we met and i got pregnant. ive been having unprotected sex since i was 16 and never even had a scare. this was supposed to happen.

im nice to women until they give me a reason not to be and im mean to men until they give me a reason not to be. but youre still on thin ice, buddy.