Sorry I didn't text you back. I was busy overanalyzing every aspect of my life trying to figure out why I feel so hollow lately. So anyway, what's new with you? We should get coffee.

I have gone about 3 weeks without soda (minus one time but in my defense, I was at the movie theater and what else do you eat popcorn with?!) and honestly this is the first time ever I have actually noticed a difference. I have done this before, with no change so I started drinking it again. 🤷‍♀️

they changed the formula of my favorite hair dye sometime in the last year or so. The color is still great but it DRIES THE EFF out of my hair AND it smellsssssss 😭

Kesha is dropping new music (full album next month)?! So far they are all BANGERS. Recession bops are BACK ya'll. 🍻 Bring back house parties. We're jamming like it's 2009 this summer.

The seasons are changing and it's time for another exciting game of mental health roulette! I've barely slept in 3 days and I am still not tired. Is it just an insomnia cycle or am I about to be manic? Only time will tell. Place your bets! 🙃

I don't understand how I can have so many ideas all day long. good ideas even! And yet when I sit down at the computer to write my mind goes absolutely fucking blank.

I can tell the winter depression is losing its death grip on me because I looked at myself in the mirror today and thought "actually I'm kinda bangin." Spring is cominggggg.

I have about 6 shoes on my to-watch list right now but instead of watching any of them, I have restarted the 2005 Pride and Prejudice movie for the 6000th time. Why am I like this?

The soundtrack to my life right now is just that TikTok sound 🎶🎵don't ask me how I did it, I just did it, it was HARD🎶🎵 on repeat.

I just realized today is Thursday not Friday and I am full of sadness.

Friends don't let friends make Ikea trips alone.

i don’t do “small steps” i do zero steps then all the steps at once in an unhinged burst of manic efficiency that i will not be able to replicate again for months

Whenever I feel homesick for the Midwest I remind myself I can drive to the beach whenever the fuck I want. And that's pretty great.

I am so ready for bonfire season.

I've been planning to get a Magneto Was Right tattoo for a long time but lately I've been thinking of getting "Remember It" w/ this image of Rogue as like a bar across my arm instead. like they do the closeup bars of Medusa? Is anyone getting what I am putting down here?

By the end of this week I will probably pull 60 hours between my two jobs and lemme tell you, I am TIRED. It's been a long time since I have burned the candle this hot.

ANOTHER crash?! Idk what is happening in the aviation realm but you literally could not pay me to get on a plane right now.

I am so tired of winter 😭

Meal prep for this week: caramelized onions in BBQ sauce, added chicken and shredded cheese to make quesadillas. Yummm.

What are the other billionaires doing? Has anyone checked on them? With all this focus on Musk, I am sure they are up to some bullshit.

If we REALLY don't have to follow DEI rules anymore, @instacartgroceries.bsky.social should let us opt out of having male shoppers 🙄🙄

I think I am going to become a glasses chain girly. Every time I see someone wearing them I think they are SO friggin cute.

Do I WANT to clean out my closet? No. I do want to listen to my audiobook. But I can't just listen to a book, I need to be doing something. So I might as well be productive. But UGH I DON'T WANNA. There must be some long, complicated German word for this feeling.

Today at work someone offhandedly described me as "someone not afraid to stand up for themselves or their ideas" and as a recovering people-pleaser it's WILD to know I am perceived this way. 😭

Idk when this happened but churro fries are back at BK. Maybe life is gonna be ok after all.

Black history matters. Black stories matter. Black voices matter. Black futures matter.

Final opinion of the night: the more I think about it, the more I am absolutely convinced we had all these weird AF commercials that also ended up weirdly similar because companies are eliminating creatives and relying on AI.

What in the Hunger Games is this show Extracted I keep seeing clips of?!? This cannot be for real.

Kendrick brought America together the way that "Country Roads" ad was supposed to.

I wish I was watching this game in a dive bar in Philly tonight. I bet it is an absolute elite experience.

RIP to the closed captions writer during this halftime show.

Did somebody curse the Chiefs? I'm not mad about it. But can we get this same catastrophic energy sent at the GOP? kthnx

#Meta has a lot of nerve showing a #Superbowl commercial when they just announced they are going to lay off 3k-4000 employees #yikes

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

Tonight we bring back the fan favorite. Another rousing game of 'what happens when we dump these ✨pretty chemicals✨ on my hair?'

The same geniuses who think a handful of trans athletes are “unfair” to women are seemingly fine with firing a female four star Coast Guard admiral without cause. They don’t give a shit about women.

Maybe it's just the Midwest girl in me but true love is a partner who will clear off your car for you after a snow/ice storm 🥹

We rise and tomorrow there will be more of us! ✊

It's a snow day and I think I am going to spend the entire day curled up in a blanket and writing.

Cut cords. Change passwords. Take the computer mice. ANYTHING. Please.

I did NOT fall on the ice yesterday, but I almost slipped and fell which is apparently just as bad because my body has ached all day. I guess this is life in your late 30s but ugh.

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

I know we are all mad at billionaires right now and I will go back to that soon but Cowboy Carter winning Country Album of the Year and Album of the Year is the most bizarre ray of hope after the last two weeks of fear and chaos. It was so deserved on both counts. 👏👏

What if. And stay with me here. I just throw out everything I own so I stop having to clean and reorganize everything all the time. Ehhhh? Ehhhhhhh?! Think how much more I could nap!

I can't stop thinking about how 30,000 people is nearly the size of my hometown.

It's a tale as old as time: the audibly overstimulated mother and the verbally stimming child.

If I finish the two books I am currently reading in January, it will be the most books I have ever read in one month. I don't know if I can keep this place, tbh. But it's certainly been entertaining.

The nonprofit sector waking up to news of all federal grants and loans being halted for "review"

It's not that I hate crowds. It's the VIBE of the crowd. Like I would never go to NYC for NYE but I would absolutely go to Philly to experience being in the city for a Superbowl with the Eagles.

God bless basement dwelling nerds and their universal need to "hey I wonder if we can..." #DeepSeek