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I'm not a religious person, but this lady is amazing. Agree or disagree, you should listen to this. www.facebook.com/share/p/1HZe...

If only they'd mention that the raft is called "the front porch."

Announcing an all women curling club! The curling world has been so supportive of this effort! #aprilfools

to my #curling folks. Is your club around 50% women? If not, is it a stated, articulated goal? If not, why?

You know you want one! #curling #retro www.etsy.com/listing/4476...?

New Disney Inspired Jerseys!!! stacysswag.etsy.com

Question - am I supposed to dress up in heels and a suit to wait in the tsa line for 4 hours or is it cool if I rock my leggings and crocs? Feel like I'm behind asked to do a lot here. I mean not as much as the TSA folks, but let's be real about the outfit stuff.

Need more proof the government is lying to you. I still didn't have my package! It's been 4 days!

These guys are somewhere.

Can we just put the Epstein folks in prison? Seems way easier than WW3.

Wtf is this Pentagon press conference. It reads as an SNL opening sketch.

I'm going to weigh in on the airport dress code. I stand firm that if I have to do yoga to get into, and remain seated in, that tiny seat with no leg room, yoga pants are appropriate.

Anyone else slightly disturbed that the way they extinguished the Olympic flame was to bury alive 4 dudes with the flame?

A little curling anyone?

I am not a poet, but sometimes, you just gotta get some words out.

I'm going to be honest, I wasn't entirely confident that January was actually going to end.

Remember when Trump kidnapped the president of Venezuela? That was this month!

Need to know about curling? Of course you do. www.instagram.com/p/DTwE-AwgGt...

These "Professional Agitators" that the orange nepo baby refers to... is there an application that I missed? Are there benefits? Is it a federal position? 401k? How many hours a week? Is travel compensated? So many Feds out of work, you think they would be all over those jobs!

Sooo.... How do we realistically stop all this? Asking for a country.

I feel like we need a good rock song that we can all sing in protest. Where are the real Rock stars?

Real question. I'm going to watch the Olympics in Italy. How can I hold an American flag and cheer for the athletes and at the same time be so ashamed to be from America? @chefchip.bsky.social @estherc.bsky.social any ideas? I'm struggling with this.

This is going to be the Olympics I finally learn what it actually means to Twizzle.... Or I'll just keep using it to refer to most movements in everything.

My last performance is Thursday, December 4. madtheater.org

When my 5ft nothing, frame with my short little legs, can cross those legs in a standard airplane seat then we can talk about wearing anything besides yoga pants. Until then, yoga poses are required to enter, and sit in those seats, so I will dress accordingly.

In today's "Not the Onion"

Something tells me that my complete knowledge of all of the lyrics of Les Miz (including harmony parts) is about to be more relevant that I want it to be. #Letthemeatcake

For those who do not live in the DC area. Along the bottom of our local news, the scroll had the addresses of places where federal workers could pick up food boxes.

Finding out it is very hard to move to another country. So let's try a personal ad? Who knows, it could work?

Scientist husband on furlough just collected data on the school bus arrival times and put charts on the PTA chat. Please open the government!

For anyone whose curling game didn't go as planned - when you close NASA and put physicists on furlough, you actually suspend physics itself. So that's why your rock went sideways. Blame MAGA.

Wait, I have to wait until NEXT YEAR to get an Ilona Barbie?!?!?! Why tease me like that Mattel? The world could collapse before then.

"It is the old white nepo baby that is sitting in the White House that is causing all the destruction, pain and problems that you are enduring.” - Rep Crockett #spoton

Some times I wonder how much of my day is spent typing in six digit codes that were texted to me.

Despite what Green Day says, maybe this year, don't wake me up when September Ends. I'd rather stay asleep.

I am going to Disney with my kid (no political opinion on this please, the trip was book a million years ago). I have a boy. I can really only find princess clothes. I am going to just make some boy leaning "play" clothes for the parks but I am struggling to find more boy characters. Help!

Here is me just watching Cool Runnings on loop, because that is the level of reality I can handle right now.

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I am pretty proud of this tie fighter dress. $25, free shipping, has pockets! www.etsy.com/listing/4363...

The Columbine shooters were NOT trans. The Sandy Hook shooter was NOT trans. The Parkland shooter was NOT trans. The Uvalde shooter was NOT trans. The Oxford shooter was NOT trans. Gender identity is NOT the problem.

My new collection of princess dresses, just in time for a visit to a certain theme park! stacysswag.etsy.com

Check out the new shirt in my shop! #curling www.etsy.com/listing/4358...