For satire to work, it must either be so outrageous as to make us take pause or it must be rooted in truth. I believe this is satire rooted in truth.

This morning's coffee & music: Green Day (Longview) RHCP (Can't Stop) THUMPERS (Unkinder) Steely Dan (Josie) No Doubt (Just A Girl) Train (Save Me, San Francisco) Supertramp (Child Of Vision & Asylum) Marshall Tucker Band (Heard It In A Love Song) Alice In Chains (Would?) Queensrche (Silent Lucidity

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This really is a great picture:

“It is time to acknowledge what has become tragically obvious: the Trump administration is operating as a massive criminal enterprise.” This absolutely captures it. Instead of "Trump Administration," we should say "Trump Syndicate." #TrumpSyndicate

The mountain was peeking out this afternoon

This morning's coffee & music: CS&N (Wooden Ships) The Doobie Bros (Long Train Runnin') Eagles (Tequila Sunrise) Frightened Rabbit (I Wish I Was Sober) Little River Band (Lady) Led Zeppelin (Nobody's Fault But Mine) Dr Dog (Heart It Races) Heart (Dreamboat Annie) Alice Cooper (Generation Landslide)

The Fox News chyron reads "Latest Dem hoax" at the same time that Brendan Carr confirms that yes, the FCC would've "enforced the law" and gone after CBS had Colbert aired his interview with Talarico on TV

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Texans: After nearly three decades in charge, “we can fix it” sounds like a confession.

This makes me so fucking sad

For all the haters who believe the Seahawks didn't deserve to be in the Superbowl, there's this 👇👇👇

This morning's coffee & music: Teagan & Sara (Hell) The Dead Milkmen (Punk Rock Girl) The National (Weird Goodbyes) Bryan Adams (Run To You) The Call (The Walls Came Down) The Boomtown Rats (Nothing Happened Today) Portugal, The Man (Live In The Moment) Ambrosia (You're The Only Woman)

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This morning's coffee & music: Pete Yorn (On Your Side) Jimmy Buffett (Pencil Thin Mustache) Ted Nugent (Free-For-All) Lynyrd Skynyrd (You Got That Right) Led Zeppelin (Kashmir) Bruce Springsteen (Tunnel Of Love) Cake (Short Skirt/Long Jacket) RHCP (Under The Bridge) Depeche Mode (Personal Jesus)

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UPS just delivered our Seahawks Superbowl Champions gear! 😁

RIP Robert Duvall One of the greatest actors ever!

Fucking disgusting!

This morning's coffee & music: Supertramp (Asylum) Frou Frou (Let Go) Social D (Story Of My Life) Bastille (World Gone Mad) Silversun Pickups (Lazy Eye) RHCP (Tear & Tell Me Baby) Marc Cohn (Walking In Memphis) Eagles (Victim Of Love) Run DMC (Walk This Way) Get Set Go (Wait) Jimi Hendrix (Lil Wing)

Obviously 🙄 Americans that voted for Trump are just as Corrupt and Stupid as Trump. Repost so they can Feel our Wrath 😡😡😡

This flew under the radar, but it shouldn’t have. When senator Alex Padilla was tackled by DHS, Kristi Noem’s side piece, Corey Lewandowski, was orchestrating the situation in the hall.

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This morning's coffee & music: Scorpions (No One Like You) America (Ventura Highway) Van Morrison (Wild Night) Fitz & The Tantrums (Out Of My League) Foo Fighters (This Is A Call) Bob Marley (Get Up Stand Up) Bloodhound Gang (The Bad Touch) 311 (From Chaos) Alice Cooper (Under My Wheels)

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Tonight for Valentine's Day date night we went out to dinner then a movie. We saw Crime 101. I absolutely recommend it.

Hmmm

Ummm

Swalwell: ICE agents shot Alex Pretti and Renee Good. And the only person in the world who has been held accountable by DHS is the pilot who somehow forgot to move Kristi Noem’s blankie.

Just curious, have any of the Republicans in Congress read the Constitution? Do they know what the 24th Amendment says? NO FUCKING POLL TAXES!!!

This morning's coffee & music: Goo Goo Dolls (Burnin' Up) Judas Priest (The Green Manalishi) Bob Welch (Sentimental Lady) The Band (Up On Cripple Creek) Led Zeppelin (Boogie With Stu) Eminem (The Real Slim Shady) Real Big Fish (Sell Out) The Bravery (Unconditional) Phillip Phillips (Gone, Gone, Gone

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We are definitely entering scary times

This morning's coffee & music: Alex Clare (Too Close) Smashing Pumpkins (1979) The Temper Trap (Sweet Disposition) The Cranberries (Zombie) Kings Of Leon (Sex On Fire) Guess Who (American Woman) Flogging Molly (Drunken Lullabies) Fleetwood Mac (Hypnotized) CCR (Bad Moon Rising) 311 (From Chaos)

So fucking true!

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Regulations are what keeps ordinary Americans healthy and, often, alive. It took spoiled meat and rodent droppings out of our food. It took harmful lead out of our gasoline and paint. It took poison out of our water. Deregulation only achieves one goal: making rich corporations richer.

“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan