Longshot: Does anyone here know how I can find the Brazilian soda Kuat?

Watch me try and wrap my head around Fiber Math in this Pepsi Prebiotic Cola review. youtu.be/AegLrcHpdDk

How I order a dozen donuts. "Two chocolate cake please. Pink sprinkle and a cookies and dream. Four chocolate iced and four plain glazed please" How the guy in front of me ordered. "Can I get uhhhhhhh maple. Can I get uhhhhh chocolate. Can I get uhhhhh sugar. Can I get uhhhhh..." For every donut

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember where the anxiety started?"

I got a really bad headache around 1pm. Took a nap. Still there. Caffeine and Advil. Still there. Hot shower. Still there. Another nap. Still there. Afrin. Eventually gone, but now it's 11pm and I feel invincible and awake.

Probiotic Pepsi has 3g of soluble corn fiber. On the can there is a note that says it takes 10g of soluble corn fiber to have a probiotic effect. So is Probiotic Pepsi actually probiotic?

This month's traumatic animated film is Barefoot Gen. Hoo boy, when that movie gets rough it gets ROUGH. It is broken up with some childhood levity, but honestly that just makes it all worse.

I'm bad about snacking right before bed. 10 slices of Swiss cheese and two glasses of grape juice later I'm worried for 6am Aaron.

I was using the wayback machine and decided to turn it towards my own site. I want you to look at the links in the heading. We've been around so long that a "Zune" link existed. This snap is from 2010, two years after we began. If you want to see the OG site go here thesodajerks.livejournal.com

I read Mick's writings back on The Surfing Pizza. There was something about the style that really appealed to me. Glimpses, both good & tragic, of his life peppered amongst retro toys, memories, & experiences. Now that I too am a father, I look forward to seeing what's in this next chapter of his.

I'm a sucker for a CGI Tylenol in a commercial dissolving in water, powder being released, and the capsule vanishing. "Yeah, I bet that does relieve pain quickly"

@mickcarrigan.bsky.social How in the hell did I not realize this was you on here?! Jeez, it took me reading the Dad's Junk Book post to realize it.

Enjoy this Spindrift Concord Grape Soda review! youtu.be/dlO7wVmAdUI

I saw a great condiment commercial just now at work. The full spot is a minute and they did such a marvelous job telling a story in a relatable way. You're able to evoke emotion and sell me a product I don't think twice about. Stellar.

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I bought the KFC jelly beans. My goodness they are rancid.

Such amazing folks! I'm not the most interactive person, but I always have a great time when I reach out.

Can anyone identify all of these? I think Lando is far right and Voltron Pink pilot is two down.

Fanta Crimson Sour Cherry review for those that partake youtu.be/GJvvWVXDq08

@janochoa.bsky.social There's a Jollibee x FFXIV event occurring www.jollibeefoods.com/final-fantas...

I said the sentence "I used to rent Heckle and Jeckle cartoons on VHS" It simultaneously made me super young and super old to the crowd around me.

This is more popular with my kids than I thought it would be. Good times!

Fanta Crimson Sour Cherry is an insanely fun soda. Thrilled to have tried it.

Dirty Mountain Dew is quite good. youtu.be/Ob8djYmNwJA

This month's traumatic animated film is When the Wind Blows. I've never heard of this movie until this week and it looks devastating.

Every five years I'll get a cut on the end of my finger and convince myself that a finger cot is what I need to protect it. I'll then buy a pack, put one on, and immediately regret my decision.

Broke out the toy cars. They are now at car school for the first time in 40 years

Tasty soda, possibly the worst word salad name though. Big K Dr. K and Cream Soda Zero Sugar youtu.be/b23RwH3RfoA

Remember SpriTea (what they SHOULD have called it). Here's a review if you don't It's coming back without sugar! youtu.be/pjSI21I--7A

Those cowards would rather give us this instead of 7Up Gold

Can you unearth something on Mars?

When we moved, we ended up with a bad Sonic (two actually), but in a weird trade got good Wendy's and Chili's.

A rambling review of the very impressive Diet Cherry Coke... or Cherry Diet Coke... or even Diet Coke Cherry. youtu.be/2Bs3DoUWocU

It's that time of year again. The time for dumbass June Bugs coming out in March. I dislike them in June and doubly so in months not named June.

This was soda No. 978 for those curious on trying this on its re-release. youtu.be/18_8-_-CjGw?...

I miss @williambwest.bsky.social and his takes on SNL. Didn't always agree, but I always found them well thought out. I truly hope things are going as well as they can be for him right now in his recovery.

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Listening to a playlist of 1998 pop music. I've determined that Are You Jimmy Ray? Is the most 1998 song.

I found this year's Carbonator! Now to hopefully stumble upon the older models.

Check out my newest article over on @Sporked.com: AriZona Made America into Liberty Lemonade, and We Tried It

Has Tubthumping ever been used in media un-ironically?

You get a pack of fruit snacks. Do you open the package, pull them out individually and eat them OR pour them all into your hand and eat from there?

Enjoy the longest review I've ever given, Mr. Pibb. Half of it is me reading and making fun of the press release youtu.be/b1Yp65BO23s

I cannot explain the therapy I experienced by Pibb Xtra changing names back to Mr. Pibb. My review of the new formula is 19 minutes long, by FAR my longest review.

Here’s a rare ONE LITER bottle of SURGE… just in case the typical 20 oz wasn’t extreme enough for you. (1997)

It frustrates me when I hear people talk about soda on podcasts with incorrect/incomplete information. This is something I need to improve about myself. Not caring, that is.

Sure, there have been plenty of great mascots throughout the years, but only 7Up’s COOL SPOT got their own pair of dollar store sunglasses. (1988)

Coca-Cola Cherry Float is not one to miss. If you do plan on missing it, at least watch the review so you can pretend like you tried it and impress your friends. youtu.be/Sbh1OtfsJUg

When you get done with a dental cleaning do any of you NOT immediately look in your rearview mirror to check out your teeth? Do those people exist?