Broke out the toy cars. They are now at car school for the first time in 40 years

Tasty soda, possibly the worst word salad name though. Big K Dr. K and Cream Soda Zero Sugar youtu.be/b23RwH3RfoA

Remember SpriTea (what they SHOULD have called it). Here's a review if you don't It's coming back without sugar! youtu.be/pjSI21I--7A

Those cowards would rather give us this instead of 7Up Gold

Can you unearth something on Mars?

When we moved, we ended up with a bad Sonic (two actually), but in a weird trade got good Wendy's and Chili's.

A rambling review of the very impressive Diet Cherry Coke... or Cherry Diet Coke... or even Diet Coke Cherry. youtu.be/2Bs3DoUWocU

It's that time of year again. The time for dumbass June Bugs coming out in March. I dislike them in June and doubly so in months not named June.

This was soda No. 978 for those curious on trying this on its re-release. youtu.be/18_8-_-CjGw?...

I miss @williambwest.bsky.social and his takes on SNL. Didn't always agree, but I always found them well thought out. I truly hope things are going as well as they can be for him right now in his recovery.

We've got news! Full details over on IG: https://instagr.am/p/DVYnbFZjZC9/

Listening to a playlist of 1998 pop music. I've determined that Are You Jimmy Ray? Is the most 1998 song.

I found this year's Carbonator! Now to hopefully stumble upon the older models.

Check out my newest article over on @Sporked.com: AriZona Made America into Liberty Lemonade, and We Tried It

Has Tubthumping ever been used in media un-ironically?

You get a pack of fruit snacks. Do you open the package, pull them out individually and eat them OR pour them all into your hand and eat from there?

Enjoy the longest review I've ever given, Mr. Pibb. Half of it is me reading and making fun of the press release youtu.be/b1Yp65BO23s

I cannot explain the therapy I experienced by Pibb Xtra changing names back to Mr. Pibb. My review of the new formula is 19 minutes long, by FAR my longest review.

Here’s a rare ONE LITER bottle of SURGE… just in case the typical 20 oz wasn’t extreme enough for you. (1997)

It frustrates me when I hear people talk about soda on podcasts with incorrect/incomplete information. This is something I need to improve about myself. Not caring, that is.

Sure, there have been plenty of great mascots throughout the years, but only 7Up’s COOL SPOT got their own pair of dollar store sunglasses. (1988)

Coca-Cola Cherry Float is not one to miss. If you do plan on missing it, at least watch the review so you can pretend like you tried it and impress your friends. youtu.be/Sbh1OtfsJUg

When you get done with a dental cleaning do any of you NOT immediately look in your rearview mirror to check out your teeth? Do those people exist?

If you had one of these in the fridge a good time was nearby.

Ever wanted to drink your bathwater (sorta)? Now you can with Mr Bubble Craft Soda! youtu.be/jJZrYjn1pUg

I need to stop buying domains to forward. Someone posted one of those Coke Freestyle machines and said it had a "drink cloaca". Well "soda cloaca" has a better ring to it and for $5 I made www.sodacloaca.com forward to my site. Then I saw I have close to 10 other domains that do the same.

A crowd favorite. Enjoy this review on #NationalPizzaDay youtu.be/BCU7TfEwZ24

A friend of mine has seen loss like no one should over the years. Truly one of the strongest individuals I know. He's toyed with putting out a feature length film (a promise he made grave side) and it appears he's taking that step. You'll likely see me sharing this journey. youtu.be/3bJc88Mktso?...

There it is, my bi-yearly craving for Grape Nuts

Happy Birthday to my birthday twins @nermalshewrote.bsky.social and @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social . I hope the day is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

Sunkist Raspberry Blood Orange anybody? youtu.be/wj9ij8KGws8

Yesterday's movie that I had to spot check (watch one minute every five minutes) for work was Peggy Sue Got Married. That was weirder than expected. Is it worth a full viewing even though I know how it ends now?

A little Sprecher Maple Root Beer to start your day. youtu.be/xxPSf5R7klU

I cannot tell you how excited I am for the Mr. Pibb reboot.

This is who runs this account

If I could have just one person come fix something in this house and NOT say "Well I've never seen that before..."

I'm slowly trying to make my way through traumatic animated movies. Today was Grave of the Fireflies. That was pretty rough, I'll be honest.

At work today I ate pancakes for two meals and hugged Mickey Mouse. All in all a good day at work.

I was given this today. Looking forward to it.

One of the best Ginger Ales I've had youtu.be/cl0RR7pNJQM

Coming soon...

I just got an email with the term "PRchitect" and I wanted to feel physical pain to help me forget.

@janochoa.bsky.social I think you would vibe with the K-Drama "Itaewon Class". Small upstart restaurant has to take down the Amazon of Korean food manufacturing. I saw it years ago & driving home today something told me to suggest it to you. I've only suggested it to two others & they loved it.

Check out my HoJo Mug from the 50's(?)

Just heard about my bud @williambwest.bsky.social had a stroke and I am in shock. He doesn’t share a lot of his really personal stuff, but he’s been dealing with and handling A LOT over the past couple of years. I don’t know many details, but here’s a way to help his family gofund.me/25b1502c0

Finished is better than terrible #oldknees

Random Refrigerator Magnets: I can't think of a fridge in my life this magnet has not been on, so I assume it's older than me. Late 70's perhaps?

This beverage has ghost pepper as an ingredient. Neat. Watch me suffer. youtu.be/yO4LfFl4jP8

We've updated out Ko-Fi with a new set of membership tiers and a new fundraising goal. ko-fi.com/delicateemis...

@ryhomagnifico.bsky.social it has arrived