Humans are animals.

Alright, it's been ten minutes since he last stuttered. We have to kill him.

SQ is a fox and Remnan is a bunny. Themes and such.

// > wonderfully drawn fox > look inside > wonderfully drawn fox

Yeah, no, you should look up an instruction manual instead. He's gonna drag you into a ten hour lecture on your birthday.

That's cool. You won't be getting one of those. I got you an AR drone though, so you can like, pretend that's a puppy.

AAAHHH ITS HER BIRTHDAY

// This is the part where Remnan reveals he was actually gnosia the whole time and blows up the ship.

I'm glad we managed to get through that in the least violent manner possible.

( laying dead on the floor in a pool of his own blood )

Hopefully!

YOU CAN'T COLD SLEEP ME FOR THAT REASON???

Never. I'm LITERALLY his number one fan.

Ouughhh

You can't kill me? I'm literally Rem's number one fan??

Guys, we should be cheering. The actual worst person on the ship is about to die.

@sargassoian.bsky.social Hey this guy keeps making Remnan cry, and is trying to get him executed.

If we're lucky.

I was catching strays BEFORE that!

Remu, I think you have to unleash the Spartan upon them.

I SAID NOTHING!

Oh my god are you two fucking bickering again.

// 10. He is quite literally a doctor. It's the one moment where he gets to look intelligent.

// prowler theme

Yeah, happy Sunday. Make it great one or whatever.

Hey. Shut up. I didn't hear this from you. This conversation never happened.

What the fuck? ( Looking behind himself to make sure nobody else is in the room???? ) Why did you just trauma dump on me I asked you a simple question.

How did White Day go little buddy. Did she love her gift, or did she love her gift?

I wish everyday was my birthday...

Apparently Remu does.

Hey, I think that's a completely valid excuse.

Oh, scary. Are you guys having a marital spat?

I survived the night if you guys care.

Whatever. Be that way.

// beating up raqio until they wish ming a happy birthday

Staring at the calender malevolently.

Yes ma'am.

Are you not entertained?

You got told to grow up twice. What's your next move?

Being so easily enraged by something so inconsequential reflects poorly on you. The topic doesn't interest me in the slightest, and it is certainly not a hill I would die on. Enjoy what you enjoy and disregard the opinions of others. And grow up.

By far the most powerful soup opinion yet. I don't think anyone would agree with you.

Excellent point, Remnan. Hey Raqio, what's YOUR opinion on soup?

( Guy who is drinking his third cup of spiked coffee ) Oh absolutely.

Well, he did say "surprisingly."

"Somebody's not regulating their emotions today."

Happy for you, dude. Keep it up.

Aw hell yeah lil' buddy. Let's make it a good one today!

Emotional regulation check-in. Are you regulating your emotions?

( Left her in there on purpose )

Yuriko would never call anyone dumb. She would just tell you to get in the fridge.