it’s not that simple, strange rabbit-faced lady.

i don’t wanna fumble anymore!!!

( She’s pouting. It’s kind of pathetic to watch. ) Oh. Yeah. that’s all for now, yeah

( She has a way of looping her dialogue options until she gets what she wants. ) That works! Thanks, Remmy!!

WRITING THAT DOWN! There has to be something that sounds, like. Really good. When you’re hungry. AND NOT NUTRIPASTE.

remmy that’s barely food Dango?

( Jotting down “No bougie food and no MgRonalds Fish”. ) Mhm, mhm. And what do you eat on a regular basis?

That’s a good a place to start as any!

Think hard now! There has to be, like, something that you think is yummers.

Sorry, Remmy! It just means I like you! ( Her smile was saccharine sweet. And her voice had the same lilt as always, just enough to pull an unsuspecting person in. ) Do you have a favorite food?

Mhm, mhm. I’ll keep that in mind. And I’ll tell pink and red and all the other colors you hate them.

Like. EVENTUALLY, I wanna know about your family because they seem, like, super important to you. But for now… Favorite color?

I wanna learn more about you. You’re still, like, a tooootal mystery to SQ-chan.

( Ouch. Getting a conversation shut down kinda hurt. ) Oh! Uh, okay! Hey, Remmy?

C’mon, nobody NEEDS flowers! They’re just nice to have! I’m sure we can send some now, and they’ll be there by next Mother’s Day!!

Oh! Same, kinda. Sorta. It’s complicated. But we’re far, far away from all that now. Maybe we can, like, send some intergalactic flowers?

What did mother’s day ever do to you, Remmy? Got some mommy issues?

// i’m thinking in preparation to fathers day because obviously i dont want to ruin the trust sq and remmy have built up however.

Mother’s Day… thinking about Mama. Wonder how she’s doin’.

Mother’s Day is in a week :)

// i would unfollow him on all my accounts for the bit but then i wouldnt see his posts anymore

Goodbye forever, strange magic man!!

( Sniffle. ) You think he’d let me?

I have committed the ultimate sin. My life is one without purpose.

did i make him cry? i’ll, like, end it all? in Minecraft?

wow look at me! i’m remnyan i’m so popular and everyone loves me!

GOOD MORNING AMAZING MORNING life is lifegem remmy

( CHOKING ON HER SALIVA??? )

... Not gonna beat around the bush...

this is kukrushka language

what the hell

yayyyyy beauty sleep!!!

you wouldn’t hurt lil’ SQ-chan :3c

you sound crazy right now

i didn’t make any weird noises

nuh uh

what noise

i only have his best intentions in mind

mmmffggghhhigejjdwqjjdfneo yeah :)

he’s like, a little puppy? you can’t hate him.

please do not hurt the remnyan

Sha-Ming stole for my birthday!!! Isn’t that unbelieveable!? Also, he’s about to die or whatevs.

Remnyan :)

you already got me a present

i don’t want the stolen present it makes me sad

I-. ( She goes to her room, and returns not too long after. With the absolute most pathetic, heartbroken eyes she could manage, she extended the drone out towards Remnan. )

… the what

He got me a cool birthday present!

She’s an enemy of Sha-Ming, which makes her an enemy to me, or something?

Remmy, you keep… interesting company. You too, Ming.