last night i got stoned after work and started a g0fundme to buy cigarettes. squeaky wheel gets the grease etc etc

god grant me the SSRIs to accept the things i cannot change, the Concerta to change the things i can, and the insurance to pay the difference

vibes are IMMACULATE in the brooklyn bar scene after Zohran’s victory. i have somewhere to be at 8am. so does everyone else. and yet we celebrate

white girl wasted for zohran

canvassed for zohran mamdani yesterday in the pouring rain hashtag wet girls for zohran

one of my participants came into the OPC today with that baja blast fetty. live más baby

Fuckin hell

happy birthday to me to all who celebrate

making cheesecake with a special ingredient

making cheesecake at 10pm had to light the mom signal

did coke at a hockey game

can’t believe my entire life i was made to feel lazy and incompetent for my adhd and now these bitches are using AI to make their grocery lists. you people cant do ANYTHING

Trump removing T from LGBT on federal websites but not doing anything about cost of living… bro ur worried about the wrong eggs

day 1 of phlebotomy training ✅

standard deduction kinda year 😪😪😪

help I needed a couple hundred bucks so I started filing my taxes but I fucking OWE??? help

playing nature docs in the safe injection site today. big hit amongst our speedballers

my mom texted me at 2:30am last night to ask if I wear a medical ID bracelet for my penicillin allergy so I guess we know where I get the anxiety from

asked the bartender to close me out and he said “I got you” god is good

[standing in a circle with strangers in the dive bar bathroom, tapping my coke spoon against the baggie] i’d like to make a toast…

putting a little PEP in my step today (i got a needlestick injury at work lol)

overdose prevention center felt a little too cold and sterile today so I put a cozy fireplace on the monitor lol

Overdose Prevention Center graffiti of the day - Can u trust ur dust?

my roommates are making fun of me because I accidentally yelled THAT’S MY SON, MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY when Macklin Celebrini scored

counting down til clock out time like it’s the ball drop

we came in 2nd!!!

merry crisis from ur local brooklyn lesbians

me if doing cocaine was illegal

gonna start middle-naming hockey players when they do things i dont like on the TV

Getting interference on the walkies at work from (maybe?) truckers who are talking radical politics and healthcare woes. I have forbidden my coworkers from changing the channel. I am enthralled

should I join the bar ipod’s spotify jam and fuck up the vibes y/n

These are the only bathroom signs we need

A modest proposal:

recreating the original formula tonight

Dude smoking crack between the train cars opened the door to say “Happy holidays, don’t let nobody spoil your day! NOBODY” and it’s really resonating with me

Overdose Prevention Center smoking room graffiti of the day

A participant at the overdose prevention center showed me her fancy new pen and I told her she should write a love letter with it and then she gave me this lol lemme tell you, I turned redder than the ink

An excellent and informative thread 🧵

It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't

gunning down corporate healthcare oligarchs is criminalized

a supervisor started the morning staff meeting today with “I have some great news for everyone on the UnitedHealthcare plan”

all I want for Christmas is a union contract

Stop writing articles quoting only the police and police union. Of course they think the budget should be increased. Maybe let’s examine some of VPD’s recent spending: new cafeteria, military-style armoured response vehicles… Or maybe examine the claim more police = more public safety. (Not true).

girl this year I spilled someone’s fentanyl all over my bare hand while trying to test it for xylazine and I didn’t die so I dunno maybe cops just cant hang

who up doing xylazine wound care

Two days ago I had to narcan someone on my way to work at the overdose prevention center in NYC. He left the scene with EMS. Today we enrolled him in our program and he used safely under my and my coworkers’ supervision. Safe consumption sites save lives.