New in PN: The triumph of bullshit "We’re a long way from 'covfefe' and tumescent hurricanes Sharpied on a weather map. This is an era of lies as policy, where government priorities are based on right-wing conspiracy theories and fear-mongering."

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

A solo album is imminent

What are the odds of us seeing the first ever nazi salute in space.

Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about your latest bar or restaurant experience: Oh don’t make me wait too long, for the entrees to come.