....said the old man with many health issues visible to the public but who isn't worried about where he can get treatment or if he can afford it because he has really good health care paid for by the government.

Building a movement takes *everyone.* Case in point: Just received this from my mom. LFG, America.

Headlines as zen koans:

Tell me again, @jaketapper.bsky.social, whose dementia the country needs to worry about? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...

An unqualified white supremacist says what?

This is the most elegant way I've ever seen to make this point.

His Twitter takeover has been a **spectacular** failure by any measure that matters. Does he think that somehow the rest of the world hasn't noticed?

Speaking as an autistic person, I promise I have never accidentally done a Sieg Heil at a political rally because I misunderstood social cues.

Actually, you know what? Forget Greenland. That's an obvious Trump-style distraction from the actual awful shit happening right now. See (or don't see...) for example, the Jack Smith report.

Remember when people said they voted for Donald Trump because he wants peace and wasn't "a warmonger"? I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.

Two questions: 1. Any governors out there holding therapy sessions to calm the nerves of children who worry about being murdered at school? 2. Has anyone suggested the CEOs would be fine if they just got bulletproof attaché cases?

Not "Postal Corp." Not "Postal, LLC." Not "Postal Investment Group." Postal SERVICE.

Kim: You have a number of nominees who are literally, their mission is to dismantle the organization that they are being nominated to be in charge of. I find that to be so dangerous at this moment.

To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.

Let’s add that one to the list of things nobody cares about because Elon isn’t an elected official. #GFYLeon

Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.

Pssst. Hey, you. Yes, you. Hi. If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore. We need you. Keep it up.

Dear Congressional Democrats, Please work with Donald Trump on eliminating the Electoral College. Thank you. Sincerely, Regular people

Every state could do this.

can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you

This is good

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets. My Dinner with Andre. Keep Wallace Shawn.

"This way, we both get what we want!"

One of the things that makes me angriest about the incoming administration is that I now say things like "thank goodness Marco Rubio will be at the table."

Remember when SCOTUS granted presidents immunity from criminal prosecution? Currently, the president is one Joseph R. Biden. So, what are the best ways Joe Biden should be breaking the law in his final 51 days?

Reminder: Russ Vought does not believe in freedom of religion. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-chr...

Pssst… Russ Vought hates America. Pass it on.

No words.

These world leaders are not messing around. Catch up on all the latest news 👉 www.meidasplus.com/p/resistance...

Faces, meet leopards. More importantly: When this happens, let's seize our chance for once. One of the ways Republicans beat us in messaging is by finding a simple message and repeating it endlessly. In other words: they press their advantage. Let's press ours.

In case you were not there in early days of Twitter… DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO BLOCK LISTS. It sounds like a great shortcut, but malicious actors come in and create lists that include folks from our side. This was a huge problem in 2017 on Twitter. Just block trolls as they hit your feed.

welp i'm pretty sure i'm not allowed back in the conference so if anyone wants to buy me one ... i'm in DC and i'm free lmao

A lot of people are saying Matt Gaetz withdrew his name from consideration when he learned that confirmation hearings are the same night as prom.

The body of the essay seems worse. Goldstein argues that "Democracy’s ultimate verdict on these prosecutions was rendered by voters on Election Day" and "That judgment is the critical check we have against the possibility of politically driven prosecutions of presidential candidates."

I don't remember wishing on a star that I could wake up in an episode of The Simpsons, but here I am anyway.

I'm with Mike Johnson on this one. Matt Gaetz IS a disruptor. As in, “If you have a little sister, Matt Gaetz will disruptor childhood.”

QUIZ: Name this band.

Donald Trump named Yogi Bear head of new Dept of Pic-a-nic Security. “Yogi isn’t just smarter than the average bear,” Trump said. “he’s smarter than the vermin who hate our country and poison our beautiful pic-a-nics with foods no one’s ever heard of like curly fries and broccoli. He wears a tie.”

Yes, it's real.

This is so on the nose, we should call it "feedbag."

Because nothing says "efficiency" like hiring two billionaires to do one person's job. t.co/gbAnxNaXTF