Update: After a frustrating few weeks, the issue is finally resolved, and our site & feeds are fully back online - you'll notice we also no longer show up as "Invalid Handle" here on Bluesky! 😅 We're still finishing up our new episode, but this will no longer be a roadblock for us - Stay tuned!

Just imagine… me and George Costanza, hopping about without a care in the world… like children.

Broke: Mr. On Blast is just Paul Rust’s “New No Nos” bit from Comedy Bang Bang Woke: Mr. On Blast *IS* just Paul Rust’s “New No Nos” bit from Comedy Bang Bang, but it’s funnier

important update mii weird al and mii meryl streep had a baby

somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this

when is someone over at siivagunner gonna do “nighttime theme from tomodachi life living the dream but it’s o canada instead”

So, again… I really think “yeah my bad guys I got a little carried away sorry” would have sufficed!!! What is this??? lol

so the thing about “cancel culture” is that (leaving out the more serious stuff) 90% of the time the whole problem is the subject exacerbates it by doubling down instead of being willing to just go “yeah that’s my bad guys sorry about that.” i thought gianmarco of all people would know this, but…

they don’t let you scan QR codes to download Miis anymore,,, because of Woke

I am going to be a massive humorless asshole about woo-woo shit, no matter how seemingly harmless, for the rest of my life due to this. astrology, homeopathic medicine, etc etc it's all bullshit and it's not fucking harmless. there are people who will die due to this who would have otherwise lived.

HOLY SHIT @theonion.com IS BRINGING BACK BRAD HOLBROOK AS JIM HAGGERTY! FUCK YES DUDE!!! Guy had me laughing my ass off in the early 2010s ONN stuff - incredibly funny man. Dub after dub after dub over at The Onion lately!!!

there’s like a handful of left-leaning Very Online tm Brooklyn microcelebs im aware of and I think I saw literally all of them in the audience at the on cinema live show lmao

pokopia is an RTS. no i will not elaborate on this

yeah... i'm thinkin' i'm a dootledots-head

partner and i have been watching mad men and this has gotta be the funniest fucking scene so far. "yes, civil rights advocates, let me lecture you all about why my soulless corporate advertising job is Woke And Marxist Actually (btw i spent the whole episode trying to avoid coming to this protest)"

pokemon hot take: for whatever reason, a pet peeve of mine is when people pronounce the word pokémon in the TECHNICALLY "correct" way (ie, as “po-KAY-mon”)… man, just say “polka-mon” like a normal person you weirdo lmao

imagining some chatgpt dweeb reading this and going “omg hamphrey SO true”

everything is just collapsing

Expedition 33 ending

there REALLY needs to be a reckoning about how fucked up this "acquire, then shut down" norm is in this industry. like, imagine if Warner Bros. Discovery had the power to unilaterally shut down WingNut Films or something - that'd be crazy, right?

it’s incredible that there’s like an entire YTP renaissance happening because of the stupid “i just wanna catch muh fish” song lmao

GLORY TO THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF SEATTLE 🫡🫡🫡

expedition 33: finally! final fantasy 13 but good!

ok yeah maybe bluesky is indeed cooked if it’s out here suspending dril of all people lol

"just pirate bro" yes but lack of official support means if your OS changes architecture or puts out an update that bricks the app for whatever reason, you are SOL forever. just look at apple and the forced switches to intel, then 64bit, then ARM.

sorry everyone we at pencil company know you liked pencils, but we can't think of any new ideas for them, so we're discontinuing pencils tomorrow. also, you won't be able to access all your pencil drawings, please burn them, cool

so is anyone going to do anything or

every time i forget how bad things have gotten and begin to think "surely my fellow lefties are exaggerating about how 'bad' The Times has gotten, right?" they then publish some bullshit like this

this is cool, but puzzling - surprised that this is how i learned joel gave up and sold the rights again :( but i have so many questions... is this "season 14" or is this being approached as a spinoff project? will they acknowledge the jonah era or just pretend that didn't hapen? etc etc etc

oh man, /pol/, gamergate, etc were a giant psyop the whole time. of fucking course they were

i DID clock how weirdly difficult importing miis to sw1 was after how simple it was on 3ds&wiiu with qr codes, etc (i had to use amiibo to import em one at a time), but i'd assumed they were just winding miis down in general. in hindsight, they must've felt weird about this for a while.

say what you want about schitt's creek but catherine o'hara's performance as moira rose is a genuinely novel, incomparable comedic performance, after an entire career of great comedic performances. RIP to a true legend.

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

HUGE development in Posting Law

I disagree with people who are like “oh I can’t play Animal Crossing anymore, it reminds me too much of COVID” but I will say this… it is certainly the GOAT “comforting game to distract you from horrible shit going on” and this update could not have been better timed in that regard 😬

everything is so fucking bad

had a dream It happened

Mr. Wonderful in Marty Supreme:

rewatching twin peaks and I love how Ben Horne spends the whole show going “hahaha 😈 I’m such an evil bastard 😈 I’m the puppetmaster” only to be confronted multiple times by people WAY more evil and he has to be like “ok, shit, I might actually be out of my depth on this one”