@apap.bsky.social Bottom of his corduroy pants are tapered Japanese women fear him as the big lanky Victorian raper Cooks every meal in a rice cooker including the severed tits of murdered hookers … I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

Honestly @cants.bsky.social can you stop saying that my Dad plays the tin whistle in Aldi

Imagine finishing up work for the day at United and Omar Berrada hands you a Golden Russet

I wasn't ready for that Cadburys ad

Post-Christmas office chat. Fuck right off.

@cants.bsky.social Honestly I could take your big fat head clean off

Leagues fucked

Yer da’s favourite bath bomb is a scotch egg

Back up

Thank you, and God Bless

It's so over for Ben Simmons

@cants.bsky.social What is your problem with me lately?