Still here.

Oh no!

It’s not a fcking dinning room

Imagine if every kernel popped at the exact same moment

Hoe melk jy ‘n kokkerot? Hulle het nie eers tiete nie.

Very few people are doing my bidding and I’m sick of it

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5. Hoping to die

I’m about to be rich. Inventing a kleenex that doesn’t disintegrate and cover your hands and face in snot on first impact. $$

Wikkel daai tieties

Jy weet fokkol, Johan Sneeu

Ek onthou skielik dat iemand ‘n ruk terug na die sogenaamde gay mafia verwys het as die tollieban.

React videos must fall ✊🏼

This is you all

It feels so good to downvote a snotty comment on Reddit.

Immigrant Criticizes Swimsuit Competition Portion Of U.S. Citizenship Test When Steven Gimenez and his family immigrated from Argentina in 2003, he never imagined it would take him until now to look good enough in a Speedo to pass the U.S. citizenship test. And he is not alone.

Perfection

Wankypanky

Vandag ry almal weer soos poese.

Everybody needs to make a collective decision to NOT buy anything that is advertised without a price. ‘Inbox for price’ is irritating, rude bullshit.

Kan iemand nie hierdie mal doos in die bek ruk nie?

According to LinkedIn, a good teacher needs to perform like a circus monkey 24/7 in order to impress and entertain. Burnout guaranteed within a month (if not shorter).

Wat is dit met die fokken ‘whilst’? 🎩

De-anusing my feed is surprisingly difficult.

Would be nicer if it could happen before work tomorrow

My mielie viewing is my own business 😤

Kan iemand hom asseblief tog net leer tos.

Is there a better way to infuriate every mom on the internet?

Can we please stop with the ‘read that again’, ‘let that sink in’, and ‘think about that’? F*ck!ng annoying.

Korrekte Afrikaans vir box office is dooskantoor.

Again, are there any other kinds of professions?

Listen, people on Facebook marketplace, it is NOT a dinning room…

Jirre 😂

Don’t worry kids, we can be as…….

I’ve recently been having an intense visceral reaction to the word ‘whilst’. 😖

Again with the ‘natural means good for you’ crap

Sub-optimal design

He should have waited until the second day at least

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