An actress visiting only 5 star restaurants is going to the "heart" if Mexico....

There needs to be a support group for people who the Calm app ads have made to suddenly need to get to a bathroom.

Talk about a print bed slip.....

I really thought I wouldn't have to be like this on Bluesk. This shit was supposed to be Twitter 2.0. I've barely posted anything, & within my first 1000 posts is me fighting a scammer....

When random weird shit podcasts ask you to follow, claiming they are og. But you were actually there in the 00s and know they are full of shit. I remember hp-podcraft and home town tales and me and the bean.

@mrjaywashington.bsky.social Can I give you Beardo's contact information? You two need to talk & I wouldn't be doing this if I didn't think you would get along or he wouldn't listen. He's doing this in the first place as a tribute to Tony Todd but is the kind of guy who lives for context.

@mrjaywashington.bsky.social while I do apologize for my past behavior (see cashapp), please talk to Beardo he's doing an analysis of Candyman & is willing to listen to anyone who was there. I'm not in this one. I Just want to let you say what you know, heard & saw to someone who wants to listen.

That moment when covid math hits and you really, fully, realize that you are a year older then you thought you were. In my case...... ON JUNE 8TH MY IDIOT ASS WILL BE 40.

Protip: if you are a psychic, DO NOT hand your business card to a person who researches quacks and frauds.

For anyone out there who is frustrated with deodorant not working: if soda tastes sour from a can but seems fine from a cup or plastic bottle, you have a mild allergy to aluminum. Try metal free deodorant. Trust me. I've been there.

Everyone talks about how Furby is a gateway, but I wonder.... if Tyger are a gateway to the other side then where are the ghost hunters using a furby?

Not all quests are main plot and sometimes the side quests are far more vital to the gameplay.

It's so funny to me that the people in Salt Lake City Utah think that they are the only ones with access to salt water in the USA and therefore are the sole provider of taffy....

I have endometriosis in a country that currently values theoretical fetuses over my own life. I puke every time I have cramp, but I still need to have had 3 kids and a currtent husband's permission to get the treatment that I need. Meanwhile my uterus is devastating my internal organs.

Facebook is throwing ads for coke now....

The latest issue of the Journal of Vampire Studies is available on Internet Archive: archive.org/details/jour...

For those who don't know, my icon picture is a photo of a painting that I grew up seeing once a year for most of my life. She resides in a building that my family constructed but no longer owns. I was 28 when I lost access to this black eyed ballerina.

Guys follow @vampirestudies.bsky.social. He deserves it. He's doing incredible things and work in the folklore / mythology field & I fear he'll make my baby known before it's solid enough to stand on its own. It's nothing against you, Anthony. I just want my baby to be able to stand on its own.

Shootout to Angel Jackets for their decapitated models ads on Facebook.

Protip; don't buy a 3d printer during Amazon Prime Sales. 3 hot heads replaced and the built plate just yeeted itself into oblivion. With tape on the corners.

Google Maps... literally, I have ever uploaded photos to 2 places and they are Facebook and Google Maps .... so why the fake name @Google?

It stuns me just how many ufo people are willing to go on the history channel and accept blatant military propaganda as fact. Like... no hun. The military is clearly lying to you to hide something.

@felidaefae.bsky.social YAY

The best part of being an Aunt? Getting to eat and drink all of the snacks that your brother requested for your neice that she didn't consume.

Being the best auntie takes patience. I teach the kids to respect their parent while making the kids feel loved. And playing restaurant with gravel as money.

The reason why the social media thing feels so funky to us old farts on the web, is because we did our best to purge all memory of the Instant Messenger War. Remember when every site had its own downloadable Messenger app?

12:57 am while F1 is going on.

No clouds. Still bright white down there....

elon should prove all the haters wrong by captaining the next rocket himself

Why are people reacting like I said this piece was bad? I specifically said it was "lovely" and "so relatable". I'm just addressing the misinformation that it's often paired with.

Net jet strike

It's Vegas. The sky is always bright. Generally, it's not bright white, like that. Imagine living in the apartments and lofts next to that shit.

What's as useless as a Formula 1 promise of not fucking up the place? Blizzard Sensitivity Training.

There's something wrong when this is your backyard at 1247am.... with no flash. EDIT: A friend said "that looks like an eclipse". It's not it's living in the upper Mojave during F1.

You want to talk about how great F1 is for Vegas? Try living here. photo taken from my backyard at 12:47 am.

You never really appreciate the humble staple remover until you need to scan a metric crapton of paperwork.... and can't find the damn thing.

asphalt flower.

They pulled over the whole freaking convoy!

Hello blue!