Yeah.. it was probably a bunch of Federal workers at the National Parks or DMV who put on a billion dollars of oil shorts and SPY calls 10 mins before that initial ceasefire was announced by Trump a few weeks back. We need to get to the bottom of this.. 🫠

Hmm... let me guess.. erm.. piss? 🤔

Oh go on then.. #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDDX...

A List of Predictions Made in 1926 About 2026 🧵

you have to laugh, else you'd cry.. #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dMA...

Christmas can be a difficult period for a lot of people. If you are struggling please reach out. #BeAGameChanger #NUFC #worflags 📞 Samaritans 116 123 📞 Mind 0300 123 3393 📞 Calm 0800 58 58 58 📞 Women’s Aid 0808 2000 247 📞 Age UK 0800 678 1602 📞 Childline 0800 111 📞 YoungMinds 0800 018 2138

Merry Christmas O Ye Toon Faithful! Apols if a dup, belatedly stumbled on this Christmas cracker on Wor Sandro from the Premier League 🖤🤍🎄#NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Azw...

Peter Drury normally annoys the living sh1t out of me, but he just previewed tomorrow's Tyne-Wear derby perfectly... 🤣 "Sunderland and Newcastle... Cities 12 miles apart in the North East of England. And they don't get along.." HWTL ⚫⚪ #SUNNEW #NUFC

canny vid from NBC Sports #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=VetV...

just when you thought the Pogba career arc couldn't get any weirder.. www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

MATCHDAY 👊

BBC Sport on CEO Hopkinson and NUFC - after the sit-down with the journos earlier this week #NUFC www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

im Haus 👋

this is a wild ride.. #NUFC www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Good read on our set-piece game from the Beeb.. #NUFC www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Hope we see more of these types of displays more often. Because this is class. If you want more flag displays as big as this one at SJP this season donate to Wor Flags

#NUFC Super cool

The Gaffer Q&A on Sky Sports Unpacked.. #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=pavY...

Back to business 😍

Neil Peart would have turned 73 today. “.. first time he auditioned for us," Geddy Lee said, “.. when he started playing, we looked at each other and were, like, 'Yeah, this is the guy.’” “Tom Sawyer” (1981) #RIP

WTAF? 45 x UCL tickets for Newcastle vs Barcelona to a bunch of Scottish private school kids Don't worry about those pesky NUFC members eh? #NUFC

Not sure if many #nufc fans missed this, but my Woltemade analysis can be read via my substack, which will save you the hassle of having to open the long thread here on BlueSky. open.substack.com/pub/editkev/...

◾ Succeeds Darren Eales, with handover process underway 🤝 ◽ Yasir Al-Rumayyan calls him an "outstanding executive" 🗣️ ◾ Jamie Reuben describes it as a "crucial time for the club" 🔮 💼 David Hopkinson is confirmed as #NUFC's new CEO: www.nytimes.com/athletic/649...

After a summer of failed attempts to land a striker, #NUFC have signed 23-year-old German international striker Nick Woltemade (Vol-tuh-mar-duh) from VfB Stuttgart in a club record £69m deal. Let’s look at what the 6’6” striker, nicknamed "Wolte-Messi", will bring to St James’ Park 🧵

Clutching at straws maybe, but looks like Kolo Muani to Juve is off presently (Romano).. SVMM reel "Welcome to Newcastle" posted now on YT.. Something cooking? 👀 #NUFC

🚨💣 BREAKING: Newcastle are closing in on Nick Woltemade deal, here we go soon! Agreement at final stages with Stuttgart as #NUFC secret mission in Germany is ongoing, as @CraigHope_DM reports. Agreement done with the player and deal set to be sealed soon. ⚪️⚫️🔜

🚨 Newcastle are in advanced talks with Stuttgart for striker Nick Woltemade. #NUFC were interested in Woltemade earlier this summer and have now returned for the 23-year-old, who is valued around €70m.🇩🇪

Again, Simon Jordan absolutely nails it on Isak Don't blame anyone for being sick of hearing about it, but if you just want to vent by-proxy this morning then Jordan is your guy.. #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6va...

Simon Jordan nails it in my view TL;DR - [on why Isak is not being specific on so-called broken promises in some supposed conversation] "...because it didn't happen" see 5'49" #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzK7...

🚨⚪️⚫️ Understand Newcastle are attentive to Benjamin Šeško situation at RB Leipzig with Isak now keen on exit. #NUFC informed on Šeško deal costs while working on multiple deals including Wissa from Brentford.

bsky.app/profile/fabr... Romano does link Newcastle here in his bit on Sesko. I think he has to be top target if Isak goes - proven output, CL experience, right age, high ceiling, and reasonable price tag. just my 2c #NUFC

AXIOS: “.. The whole reason the U.S. and other advanced economies grant their central banks a measure of independence is to instill confidence that they won't make policy based on what's most convenient in the near-term for elected leaders ..” @axios.com www.axios.com/newsletters/...

"Despite the interest in Ekitike, BBC Sport has been told Newcastle have no interest in selling last season's top scorer Alexander Isak who has been linked with clubs across Europe including Liverpool." #NUFC www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Anthony Elanga has joined #NUFC in a £52m deal from Nottingham Forest. Following long term interest, the acquisition ends the club’s 3️⃣ year search for a new first team right winger. Why did Howe & co. opt for the 🇸🇪 international? Let’s dig in 🧵

"It isn’t just a shirt, it isn’t just a job, it’s a responsibility." 🖤🤍

Absolute fantasy land. The CBO found the House version would create *wider* deficits under dynamic scoring compared to static scoring, let alone "paying for itself". Worse than Laffer here. *BESSENT: THE TAX BILL 'MORE THAN PAYS FOR ITSELF' *BESSENT: 'WE COULD BE IN SURPLUS' WITH TAX BILL

BTS vid for Third Kit launch just dropped #NUFC www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntue...

Torsten Slok

Congress should pass the bipartisan BARK Act, my bill to save millions of pounds of perfectly good pet food from the trash and get it to the growing population of hungry shelter dogs and cats. We can do this. Let’s get it done.

56-years-ago today, Bobby Moncur returns to Newcastle with the Inter-Cities Fairs Cup as we triumphed in Budapest by beating Újpesti Dózsa 6-2 on aggregate. It was to be our last last trophy until this year. 🏆⚫⚪ #NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle #Europe #NUFCNews #Budapest #budapesthungary

Into these part-time ski Instructor dentist bastards.. #ANDENG #NUFC

anyone wondering about the World Cup, we're not getting near Spain or France.. their entire squads would walk into the England team I reckon #SPAFRA #NUFC

Look at this. Representative Rob Bresnahan said he would ban stock trading when he got into Congress in January. Since then, he's traded 530 times.

4 Down in today's Daily Mail crossword.. (no, not my copy) What a year it's been for him: Cup, UCL, England call-up, crossword clue.. #NUFC

The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification. But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment. But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

Can anyone help out with this #NUFC

There's a lot of #NUFC starter packs around, but with mine, I keep it up to date with those I actively engage with on here, deleting some who have gone quiet and adding new ones too. Give them a follow if you're not, it's a good & safe Toon community 🖤🤍 go.bsky.app/R25rSzm

Window's open.. #NUFC

a nice break from the "bad boy of tech returns to space stuff" tour www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

🚨 THE END OF AN ERROR... The inside story of Paul Mitchell & NUFC 😡 What squad & staff thought of introductions 😨 Fears Howe could be forced out ➡️ High-profile boss players believed he'd bring in 💰 The Toon stars he claimed were overpriced www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/footba...