" HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRL!!! " // even though this account and Chaotic are ran by the same person, they are canonically close friends

I don’t feel so good. Why are all my limbs slack? Why can’t I move my eyes? Why can’t I move my mouth? Is this an internal dialogue? I can’t see the end of the horizon-- HATSUNE MIKU?!?!

" You know what? I'm considering swimming with a Ceadeus. "

" just woke up and already i want to die "

// gl because Sparkblitz has a short temper (stolen btw)

" "monsters don't deserve to live!" so by that logic, Felynes, Canynes and Seikrets should also die "

to snap the sinew, I want to get within you, I want to not forgive you rigor mortis, mold and mildew but dear, you should be grateful that I won't waste a good meal that all my love's precision carves a cut to simply die for

" I HATE MONSTER "HUNTERS" WHO HUNT FOR WEALTH AND FAME! I HATE PEOPLE WHO HATE MONSTERS! I HATE PEOPLE WHO VIEWS MONSTERS ARE EVIL BEASTS! BECAUSE THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE *ARE* THE MONSTERS THEMSELVES! "

" Just talked to a Chaotic Gore Magala, and she was surprisingly chill so I have her compliments and food. I don't want to kill that one. And if other hunters try to hunt her I WILL PERSONALLY BURN YOU AND YOUR STUPID TEAM INTO ASHES WITHOUT A HINT OF REMORSE "

" I might be someone's sister. I may not have a sibling. I don't know, either. "

SO GRAB A PLATE HAVE A TASTE! 这口味让我沉醉 I'M STILL PREYING ON A BUTCHER'S VEIN

" ok i know i've hunted many chaotic gore magalas before, and i know damn well y'all are HORNY ASF but this is so uncalled for girl "

" Follow him now. He's a pretty cool guy to be around. And you will NOT regret knowing him. Trust me bro we're close friends "

* I'll take the next person who follows me on a date.

Your highness, your highness how low will you go .ᐣ Do you dare say it to the cities of the world .ᐣ

* 𝑰𝒕'𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒂 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒅𝒂𝒚. * 𝑨 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒌. * 𝑨 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓. * . . .𝑨 𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆. [❤ + 🔄 ]

< ------ huge Tetris fan

" Just encountered a Snow-Faced Fox. We've become friends, but it's clear that it doesn't want to follow me, either. I'll just try to find it where I last found it and we'll continue interacting, hopefully. It seems like it likes coming out at night. "

// woah same quote

An 𝖊𝖞𝖊 for an 𝖊𝖞𝖊 , a 𝖑𝖊𝖌 for 𝖑𝖊𝖌 — a shot in the 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 doesn't make it 𝐮𝐧𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 .ᐟ

I hate when people ask me what sign I am like bitch I'm a sign from God. 𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜.

" Oh thank Gog ... BECAUSE THIS MEANS MORE MADNESS FOR ME! "

* sigh. * " For the first time, Ritsuka... ...you somehow managed to use your brain for once. "

// stolen from someone else

" OK I AM GOING INSANE. "

" ... I have never heard of anyone with your name. "

" I know you know why. "

" Sometimes, I feel like I'm really going nuts. "

So take me back in time to another world. When you can be mine. We don't have to worry when you're by my side. 𖹭

This world isn't worth saving 、its tragedies and sadness will never truly disappear. But even so 、it's the place she once tried to protect.

Sacrifice for me and I'll make sure your reward is just.

" I just heard that a hunter has a Chaotic Gore Magala as his wife. This is not what I was expecting to wake up to. But if they're happy, I'm not saying anything. "

// oh and also this LOL (i will not be giving my phone number for obvious reasons)

// apparently all of my friends hate Chameleos for some reason so i cast upon them: THE CURSE OF THE CHAMELEOS (i send them images of Chameleos everyday out of sheer spite)

// apparently my best friend called my Monster Hunter character "hot" like I'M SO FLATTERED (this is her by the way)

" W-well...welcome back, I guess. " * She was still quite nervous, though a little more relaxed. * " I mean, I do come back from the dead, too. But seeing someone else do it gives me a heart attack. "

" I still cannot believe that humanity in the past was foolish enough to recreate a GOD... ...and expect it to obey them. Shit like this makes me grateful that our technology is no longer as advanced as theirs. "

* She paused, as she muttered. She felt unsettled. * " ...yes. I thought you were dead. "

Your battle is my battle; we fight together.

" I- WH- HOW?! I- I THOUGHT- I- " * She stuttered in her words, completely lost on what to say next. *

" WH- HUH?! " * She was flabbergasted. *

I am a machine 、no longer living. Just a shell of what I dreamed.

Look, kid, everyone wants to believe they're "chosen". But if we all waited around for a prophecy to make us special, we'd die waiting. And that's why you need to choose yourself.

// i can see her saying that quote

All that destructive power, and for what?

A ripple in the pond of life and this is all you've got to show for it?

Monsters make people desperate... And desperation turns people into monsters.

// if Sparkblitz were a mentor for inexperienced hunters, she would be unreasonably intense and dramatic towards her pupils

Things change. People change. You. Me. Every one of us.... Every day of our lives. The day u stop changin'... is the day you die.

WHO UP JASHIN’ THEY CHONNY