ain't it high time the horrors stopped persisting?? i'm boutta be all out of "but so do i"s!!

i just want to be a cornstarch mold master at a small mom and pop candy shop

niin siis missä oikei menee se raja minkä jälkeen nää leikkaukset menee perustuslain 19 § (oikeus ihmisarvoiseen elämään) vastaan ku itestä tuntuu et tää pykälä on kyl tallattu ja roskii viskattu jo aikoja sitte ennen näit uusimpiiki sekoiluit

frosted, crusted and ready for spring

fellas it's not looking good, doctors diagnosed me with a serious case of Cookiesonthebrainitis 😔

i keep getting frustrated that my dog learns useless tricks really easily but just won't pick up actually useful skills but then i remember that i'm p much the same so i better just keep my mouth shut

i'm never exercising again; had an overuse injury on my ankle this past fall that's trying to make a return and also p sure i now also have a baker's cyst on one of my knee ditches, like wasn't this movement shit supposed to be good for you??

baker who??? 💪😤✨🥐✨

can workplaces implement like a yearly workshop about returning to work after a vacation because i feel like the absolute crash out i have about my vacations ending is so intense it just cancels out any and all relaxation/ benefits i might have gained from the vacay

i want them as a plush toy, i want it to be at minimum 2 meters tall and no, i will not compromise on the size ( ◡̀_◡́)

i want them as a plush toy, i want it to be at minimum 2 meters tall and no, i will not compromise on the size ( ◡̀_◡́)

i like getting my blood tests taken because the nurses always compliment my big meaty veins, like thaaank you babes (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

my dog always makes me feel like i'm abusing him by making him wear weather appropritate gear

i do still draw in case you were wondering btw (ᵕ, • ꈊ •)

2025 was not my year at all like i totally biffed and bungled, stumbled and fumbled this whole year pretty spectacularily. all you can do is keep moving tho so let's hope i learned something and let's do our best in the upcoming year! ⋆.˚ ٩(ᵕ´꒳`)و ⭒.˚

always a pleasure to see our local arboretum putting in the effort into cultivating some alien flora (´꒳ `ʃƪ) ✨

i can resist no longer, i have just GOT TO post this christmas photo i got professionally taken of my dog recently because it is just so profoundly beautiful to me🎄🦘🌟 📸: @ valokuvaus.jenna on instagram

apparently you CAN actually put a price on happiness and it's about 300€ + shipping/ customs

truly fucked up how i'm just one grey suit away from looking like a reigen cosplayer at all times

y'know those gut microbiota transplants, could they do that kinda thing for me but like sprinkle my brain with some brain tissue from a person who enjoys video game boss battles

I wanted to share this funeral photography I captured in 2019 for a woman whose beloved Friesian mare had passed away. I still think about this experience often, it was such a privilege to be part of that moment. There was deep sadness, but also an incredible amount of love and even laughter.

didn't get raptured yesterday but i did have an infernal headache so maybe some higher power got a bit confused and ruptured a vein or something in me instead

idk what fucking sailor spirit has been possessing me this past week; i keep constantly catching myself just thinking about hardtack

this lonely tiny mushroom growing high up on a moss covered tree branch somehow really caught my attention today

actions that will contribute more to pushing against bluesky's censorship than a blackout: -submitting a feedback request -@ing moderation about it -commenting on mods posts about it -making and sharing memes (ex: "i consent!" sticker) -leaving an app store review -just generally posting about it

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team cherry really studied the charts and data and engineered their new required pogo sticking style in a way that leaves me as hopeless as humanly possible

not to get too tmi but i have not had my period in like a year and a doctor told me today that it's totally okay and that i never have to have them again if i don't want to!!! this is literally some of the absolute best news i've gotten in my entire life!!!

all i want is to be shrunk down so i can go live under a fungus forest like this

if you ever wonder what's going on in my head at any given moment, i can p much guarantee that i'm just thinking about rewatching severance

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i need one of those rage rooms but with like a wax figure of myself in there that i can tear apart limb from limb like a crazed chimpanzee

siis saanko olla hieman nostalgia pilled for a moment ja pyytää ja rukoilla et valio tekis niist vanhoist maitopurkkien lehmist jotai oheistuotteit. tarviin niit lehmii et selviin täst julmasta maailmasta

i like hearing my neighbor do their at home workouts while i'm doing my at home workouts. feels like one of those "we're both looking at the same moon" kinda moments

been finally watching handmaid's tale and i feel like a lot of this series is just the writers testing how many misery scenarios they can possibly come up with

oh how i love thee, lego dragon classic...✨🌸🌠

oh how i love thee, lego dragon classic...✨🌸🌠

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last weekend i took two long walks and it like fucked me up for the whole week, like i felt like i wasn't recovering from it at all and i was just so dead tired the whole week so naturally this weekend i took two even longer walks because apparently there's just empty space where my brain should go

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summerland 🌊☀️🦘🌊

scored this absolutely flawless (and huge) vintage lomonosov porcelain pointer figurine!! 🤍🩶🖤

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baking in the sun ☀️🍗☀️

i'm against character development if it's a pathetic man becoming less pathetic. please don't take them away from me i need them please

i feel like perky nipples poking through a shirt count as accessories

a doctor officially diagnosed me as a sporty girl today

you can't say stainless steel is the best and easiest pan to cook with and follow it up with a whole ass incantation of temperatures and conditions you're supposed to meet in order to cook with it successfully