Time to blow this popsicle stand before the #115charges for flagrant cheating - that we’re definitely guilty of - get punished. Oh crap! I shouldn’t’ve said it was cheating. Oh crap! I shouldn’t’ve said it was flagrant. Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t’ve said we were definitely guilty… #Pep #City

Yep, here's your problem. Someone set this robot to “be a cunt”

ALL fans: But, Premier League, how can you possibly support such a pathetic defence against all 130 of Manchester City’s charges? Premier League: Let’s just say it moved me…

Who would’ve thought a “Labour” government doing absolutely nothing would leave the door open for the fash… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Starmer #Reeves #Farage #Reform #Labour

The harsh realisation that the US is just full of kids in fully-grown adult bodies. Just running around going “pew pew pew” “NO! This is MINE! You can’t have any!” “Pew pew pew” “Broom broom” “Pew pew…”

I can’t believe the private business, posing as a political party, set up by the architects of Brexit - landlords, stock brokers, racists, misogynists, homophobes, private healthcare lobbyists, Russian assets, snake oil salesmen - turned out to be corrupt!

Oh man, can you imagine if foreign criminals, from a third world country with like no healthcare or education or trains or houses, like, came into your country, just like, murdering everybody, and, just like, trying to take all your wealth and resources.

🎶 🎵 “Why Donald, I had no idea!” 🎵 🎶

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!! The #Donald #Trump and #Jeffrey #Epstein Historical Sex Crime Memorial Frienship #Arch in #WashingtonDC

What the Hell you doing with our national accountability for war crimes in your house, Pete?

Oh, crap! I certainly shouldn’t’ve said I was at Pizza Express…

90% of world billionaires after 1% of the Epstein files gets leaked:

Lol. When exactly should we head to your island? Your pedo island? Your island chosen specially for pedoing? Pedo’s island? PS. I am NOT a pedo.

Not one American gun owner is currently resisting tyranny…

Oh, to be divorced bald man on Facebook right now. 20 years banging on about Trident and NATO, only for Western Democracy to fall at the hands of the “Anti-Woke” movement, started in a St. Petersburg bot farm, that they’ve also been a part of…

Fascist leader > assassinated > blown into a million pieces > country hastily returns to democracy. Noted.

What the TSA agent trying to look at the last five years of my meme portfolio gonna see:

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#Trump #Clinton memes, I got them Trump Clinton memes. Get ‘em while they’re #dank:

Listen. Bill-Clinton-related blow jobs as the only viable means to remove a sitting president is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical cock sucking ceremony.

HEY, COME ON! YOU DID ME TWICE!!

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

The next, and many say, hardest, step is not indiscriminately murdering the people who live in it.

Nobody wants to work anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Coming soon: The Pedo, the Pedo, the Pedo, and the Pedo Starring renowned pedophiles: #DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #PeterThiel and #SteveBannon

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I reckon this is still overall healthier than licking the blood off of IDF boots ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Doesn’t matter how dumb you are, how bad your takes are, or how shit your writing is - if you’re privileged enough, they’ll pay you handsomely to write it all down anyway.

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