When I saw that picture that T*ump posted, my first thought was that it was a new Jon McNaughton painting. Because something like that would be totally on brand, and the style is right! jonmcnaughton.com

We have a Roomba, and have had it for probably close to a decade. We love it. But today it opened the refrigerator door and continued cleaning. I shit you not. Machines, amirite?

I once heard a youth pastor preach a serious sermon on why the Easter bunny doesn’t care if you have been naughty or nice. The answer? Because Jesus died for everyone BECAUSE they were/are naughty. It was strange but I guess feel free to use it if you’re preaching this weekend.

The most significant downside to being a person both fascinated and horrified by conspiracy theories and misinformation is that my social media algorithms are just unadulterated chaos.

Today I overheard someone talking about how they can't wait to have an artificial intelligence teaching assistant, and while I do not want to opine on the ethical issues there, I do want to note that the abbreviation for this would be "AITA." Look it up if you don't get it. Happy Monday y'all.

Currently reading Johnny Cash’s autobiography, and at the end of every chapter I’m left with the question of how he lived as long as he did.

A student just emailed to let me know that I am mentioned on the Wikipedia page for the novel Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal. I am not exaggerating when I say that this the most exciting news I have received all week. I love this book. And yes, I once wrote about it.

Pro tip: if you pour water from a water bottle into your coffee maker and brew a pot of coffee, it still counts toward your daily water intake I don’t make the rules.

New mug energy.

If you write public-facing scholarship, you will eventually receive emails from strangers who think you’re both stupid and misguided. Here is a simple reminder: you can delete them. You owe trolls nothing.

When you're working hard to clear your inbox but people keep responding "thank you." #SaveOurInboxes

Just a friendly reminder that you can and should critique Trump, and also you can and should do that without body shaming.

Normalize not replying all with "thank you." #SaveOurInboxes

The thing about having nerdy children is that mine are currently discussing the likelihood that one of them (the younger) is a reincarnation of Harold Ramis. I have no idea what prompted it.

When your co-author group chat is cooking but one of your co-authors is locked into something else for the day. At least @drmjcwarren.bsky.social and I are amused. Paging @apocalypsenow5.bsky.social

Having Brandi Carlisle sing #america the beautiful is a CHOICE and I am HERE for it

I wrote a piece on the Shroud of Turin in 2024, and it's proven to be one of the more enraging things that I've written. At least once a week I get some variety of hate mail about it.

Still the best Wordle IMO.

I have so much respect for attempts to point out MAGA hypocrisy, but y’all, please remember that the people who need to see it most will not. At some point, ignorance becomes a choice. Many have already chosen.

Just published my first piece for the Conversation! It’s on Thecla and her reception within Christianity. theconversation.com/thecla-the-b...

The Verizon outage today has me hoping that tomorrow is the day my email goes down.

for newcomers, here's a one-stop shop for political philosophy follows go.bsky.app/6BBahr1

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Feeling bummed that the planned title of my memoir has already been claimed.

You may also listen to this superb episode of @deaconspod.bsky.social about #TheMagi with @evandeneykel.bsky.social on YouTube:

Today's Gospel passage for the Feast of the Holy Family begins with the words "When the magi had departed ... ". Who were the #magi? @evandeneykel.bsky.social visited @deaconspod.bsky.social to answer that question:

So many of my recent pieces for National Geographic would have suffered were it not for my ability to link to the amazing resources supplied by @nasscal.bsky.social. If you are interested in early Christian literature you must check out this invaluable site. www.nasscal.com

How many Magi were there and were they descended from Seth? Check out this piece that draws on essential work by @brentlandau.bsky.social and @evandeneykel.bsky.social ial www.nationalgeographic.com/history/arti...

If you’re ever in search of a perfect example of irony, remember that Wittgenstein actually wrote that “everything that can be put into words can be put clearly” (in Tractatus 4.116).

In this golden era of shareable online calendars and scheduling apps, there is absolutely no reason for us to do the back-and-forth reply all email threads to try and find 30 minutes to “touch base.”

Just posting this to let you know that even though you printed your name tag, you left it at home. #sblaar25

Two strangers at my gate are talking about evangelization strategies and I am certain that I will end up sitting next to one of them on this flight.

One I'm still struggling with, but it's so important: you don't need to be in sessions/papers all day, every day. Take breaks! - and: take a few hours in the book exhibition to browse through books and also to just meet people. (My personal happy place)

Get free food and drinks in the evenings by reception-hopping. Do at least three receptions to ensure a balanced diet.

New conference advice: the AARSBL25 app has a messaging feature, so you can now message folks whose numbers you don’t have to meet for food/coffee/receptions!

Totally fine to hop in/out of sessions (try to do so discretely by sitting near the back). Pace thyself with free alchohol—fatigue, dehydration and nerves can make one drink go further than you might expect. Whether making your schedule or chatting with others, be curious about work beyond your area

Is is DRY. Bring lip balm. You too, mens. Also: Pick up all the free swag and give it to your students later.

Department receptions are places for alums to gather but most are also open to anyone. Feel free to drop in and meet people.

Get a conference buddy. There are weird moments and points where you have down time so have a friend you can touch base, meet up, or process whatever strange encounter you just had (which will happen). #AARSBL25

It's cool and expected for you to introduce yourself to people---we're there to meet each other! If you don't feel like you can just go right up to someone, know that there are friends who will make the connection for you, just ask!

#SBLAAR25: breakfast is one of the most expensive/inconvenient meals at conferences. on day 1 find a grocery/convenience store near your hotel & stock up on a few days worth of yogurt, cereal, etc. so you can save money & breakfast in your PJs.

Those heading to Boston for SBL/AAR, let me know if you have any interest in a pub meetup Friday night? Would be nice to meet new friends and reconnect with old ones! #sblaar25 #aarsbl25

It’s difficult to escape the sense that we’re witnessing the beginning of the end of this presidency. But these unravelings do take time. Nixon, after all, didn’t resign until more than a year after Senate hearings on Watergate were underway.

As an example of how traditions are passed on and sometimes change along the way, this morning on the way to the bus stop, my son looked at me and said “When I step on this crack, you will DIE!”

Since we are coming up on Magi season, I’ve started putting some Magi related videos on TikTok. Have a look if that’s your thing 😎 #CountdownToEpiphany www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMo3EDDN/

Epstein files are already trickling out.

Oof. I felt this acknowledgment in my bones. I am supremely grateful for good editors!

TikTok is wild.

“How often do you think about the Roman Empire” but take it to Wisconsin or Michigan and ask all the dudes about the Edmund Fitzgerald.

I sincerely hope that Bishop Barron stumbles upon this account at some point and takes a long, hard look in the mirror. Absolutely spot on, and much of it isn’t even parody.